Retrospective: Metal Gear Solid 3 – Snake Eater (2004)

Welcome back to the Metal Gear retrospective! In this entry we’re going to cover the fifth canonical installment in the franchise, 2004’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater! After all of the controversy surrounding the release of Sons of Liberty, would Kojima manage to win the fans back with a back-to-basics prequel? Read on to find out…

(For this retrospective, I played the HD edition re-release on PS3. Unlike Sons of Liberty, there aren’t really any HD re-release issues worth noting, but I will comment on the improvements which were added in the Subsistence re-release. Also, this happens to be the Metal Gear game which I have the most familiarity with: I played the original PS2 version around 7 or 8 years ago, two different versions of the Subsistence re-release, the HD edition and even the PS Vita version as well… in fact, I think the 3DS version is the only release I haven’t played before. All told, I have beaten the game around 10 times total so I’d hope that this makes me a fairly knowledgeable source on this game.)

DEVELOPMENT
While Kojima has almost always made every Metal Gear game with the intention of not making another, he had actually intended for Sons of Liberty to be the last game in the franchise. With this entry, Kojima decided to go for a very different feel by setting the game in the jungle and far away from the enemy base. Perhaps due to the negative response over Raiden in the previous entry, Kojima elected to make the main character of Snake Eater be Big Boss, meaning that he could do whatever he wanted to in the game and that fans would be pacified by a character who resembles Solid Snake.

Snake Eater was originally planned to be a PlayStation 3 game, but the lifespan of the PlayStation 2 ended up being much longer than anticipated. As a result, the game was scaled down somewhat and made to function on PS2, which was quite the technical accomplishment – Metal Gear Solid and Sons of Liberty were both such claustrophobic games because of technical constraints, so the fact that they were able to portray a lively jungle setting on PS2 hardware was astounding. In order to compensate, the game’s frame rate was slashed from 60fps to 30fps (ironically, this higher framerate would actually be restored when the game did hit the PS3 in the HD edition re-release). Many fans had also requested a fully-3D camera for Snake Eater, but Kojima decided to stick with the fixed, top-down camera in the game’s initial release. His reasoning was that this was a part of a “Metal Gear Solid trilogy” and felt that some consistency was required as a result. This would be the last game in the franchise (thus far anyway) to do so.

In early development, the game’s story revolved around the space race. This theme was ultimately scrapped, but elements of the Cold War space race still persist within the game’s story, between the origin of The Fury and The Boss’s secret attempt to be the first person sent into space. The game was also going to be set on August 24, 1963, Kojima’s birthday, but was pushed forward a year in order to incorporate JFK’s assassination. Kojima had also intended in include many more Cold War-era spy gadgets into the final story, but his team’s planned visit to the International Spy Museum in Washington D.C. was cut short due to the Beltway Sniper Attacks (a shooting spree that I can actually recall hearing about frequently as a 12-year-old child).

Snake Eater also had some interesting bonus additions which would only be available on the PS2 releases of the game. First of these is the Snake vs Monkey mini-game which crossed over the franchise with Ape Escape. There was also an easter egg dream sequence mini-game known as “Guy Savage” where you have to fight vampires, which was inexplicably removed from the game in subsequent re-releases.

Two years after the game’s initial release, an expanded version of the game was released called Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence. The main difference to the main game is that the player can now choose between the fixed camera and a 3D interactive camera, which by itself was enough to warrant a purchase. In addition, the game also featured 1 or 2 bonus discs (depending on whether you bought the limited edition or not) which would not be present in later re-releases of the game. The first bonus disc (Persistence) featured the first incarnation of Metal Gear Online, plus it had an expanded version of Snake vs Monkey, a theater mode and full versions of the MSX Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (marking the first time that this game was available in North America). The second bonus disc (Existence) had a 3 hour version of the game’s cutscenes mashed together to create a miniature film version of the game’s events. The Subsistence release of the game would go on to be the basis of all subsequent re-releases and is widely considered the “definitive version” of the game.

PLOT SUMMARY
The year is 1964. FOX agent Naked Snake is parachuted into the Russian jungle (???) at Tselinoyarsk. Snake has been deployed by FOX commander Major Zero to undertake the “Virtuous Mission”: retrieve a Soviet weapons designer, Nikolai Stepanovich Sokolov, who tried to defect to America and is being forced to construct a weapon that could disrupt the balance of power in the Cold War. Snake is aided by a support team which includes Para-Medic, offering medical advice, and Snake’s former mentor, The Boss. Snake is surprised to discover that The Boss is advising him on the mission, especially since it had been 5 years since she had abandoned him without explanation.

After sneaking his way around KGB guards, Snake makes his way to Sokolov. Sokolov warns him that the KGB guards aren’t here to protect him from Snake – they’re here to protect Sokolov from a GRU colonel named Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin, who was planning to kidnap him and steal his new weapon in order to remove Soviet Premier Khrushchev from power and replace him with Brezhnev and Kosygin.

When Snake attempts to exfiltrate with Sokolov, they are ambushed by KGB guards. However, the guards are ambushed in turn by GRU Major Ocelot, who shoots them all dead. Ocelot then attempts to kill Snake and capture Sokolov for himself, but his gun jams after he attempts to show off, allowing Snake to easily neutralize him using CQC. Sokolov runs off during this and Snake pursues him back to a rope bridge. In the distance, they spot Sokolov’s weapon, the Shagohod, at the top of a nearby mountain. Sokolov explains that it is a tank capable of firing nuclear missiles, but is still in the testing phase.

Before the pair can exfiltrate, The Boss suddenly confronts them on the rope bridge, where she announces that she is defecting to the Soviet Union. Sokolov is captured by The Boss’s allies, The Cobra Unit, before Colonel Volgin himself arrives and demonstrates his mysterious electrical abilities. The Boss presents him with two Davy Crockett miniature nuclear missile launchers before he orders her to kill Snake. The Boss easily beats Snake in a short fist fight and then throws him off the bridge into a river below. Snake manages to survive though and patches up his wounds as Volgin, The Boss and Ocelot fly away with Sokolov, the Shagohod and Sokolov’s “lover”, Tatyana. Volgin then unexpectedly decides to fire one of the Davy Crocketts at Sokolov’s Design Bureau, despite protests from Ocelot. Volgin claims that, as far as the international community would be concerned, it was The Boss who pulled the trigger, and fires. The ensuing blast annihilates the design bureau as a wounded Snake takes shelter from the blast wave.

The game then picks up 1 week later. Snake has been in hospital recovering from the events of the Virtuous Mission, while he and the rest of his support team have been placed under arrest and are being suspected of treason. He receives a visit from Major Zero, who informs him of the situation that has unfolded since the mission failed. Premier Khrushchev has been in contact with President Johnson, blaming him for the nuclear attack. Johnson blames the attack on The Boss and Volgin, but Khrushchev demands some sort of proof in order to keep the Red Army from rebelling and seeking revenge on America. He requests that the US prove its innocence by assassinating The Boss and Volgin in order to keep the balance of power intact. The CIA chooses Snake to carry out the mission, threatening to execute both him and Zero if they fail to do so. With the KGB’s cooperation, it is also arranged that Snake will meet up with two former NSA code breakers who had defected in 1960, ADAM and EVA, who will offer him assistance during the mission. Para-Medic is also brought back to offer Snake support, while a weapons and technology expert, Sigint, is added to the team.

After just barely having enough time to recover, Snake is deployed into Tselinoyarsk once again via a supersonic drone. Snake moves to return to the abandoned factory where he found Sokolov in order to rendezvous with ADAM. However, Snake is intercepted by The Boss who greets him, disarms him with ease and then blows up the drone to alert the nearby guards. She warns Snake to abandon his mission or she will kill him the next time they meet. In spite of this, Snake continues onward anyway and awaits ADAM.

While waiting for ADAM, a woman on a motorcycle arrives and tells Snake that she is EVA, despite not knowing Snake’s passcode. However, when the GRU ambush Snake, EVA guns them all down, prompting Snake to take her at her word. She reveals that she is acting as a double agent within Volgin’s ranks, “Tatyana”. EVA provides Snake with a scientist disguise, a custom M1911 and a Mk22 tranquilizer pistol. The pair rest for the night in the factory, but in the morning they are alerted by approaching footsteps. Major Ocelot and his troops have surrounded the factory and are preparing to breach. Snake tells EVA to hide and then he proceeds to take out the Ocelot troops. In the process, Ocelot captures EVA and tries to kill Snake with his new revolver, but realizes that he has run out of bullets (he is used to 8-round clips). EVA breaks free and overpowers Ocelot, but he manages to escape. EVA tries to shoot him, but Snake stops her. EVA then takes her motorcycle and heads out to return to her role of “Tatyana” back in the research lab, Graniny Gorki.

Snake heads towards Graniny Gorki to meet up with Sokolov once more, but is intercepted by Ocelot again. The pair duel until a swarm of bees interrupts the fight. Ocelot flees and Snake is forced to dive into a cavern to avoid their stings. Snake makes his way through this cavern until he comes face to face with the source of the bees: The Pain, one of the Cobra Unit members. Snake battles The Pain and defeats him, setting off a micro-bomb which blows up his corpse.

After making his way out of the cavern, Snake comes across a warehouse where he witnesses Volgin, Sokolov and Tatyana. Volgin intimidates Sokolov by electrocuting Tatyana. Ocelot also shows up and intimidates Sokolov by juggling pistols, but The Boss arrives and stops him. She announces that The Pain is dead, which outrages Volgin. She then sets two of the other Cobras, The Fear and The End, loose into the jungle to find him. When they have all left, Snake sneaks through the warehouse and then makes his way to Graniny Gorki.

Snake sneaks into Graniny Gorki and confronts the drunken facility director, Dr. Aleksandr Leonovitch Granin. Granin reveals that he has been developing his own super weapon, “Metal Gear”, and is angry that it is being neglected in favour of Sokolov’s Shagohod, despite being a superior piece of technology. Granin reveals that he is intending to get revenge for this oversight by sending his research notes to “a friend” in the US. Granin also tells Snake about the Philosopher’s Legacy, the source of Volgin’s wealth, but fails to elaborate on it. Granin provides Snake with a route into Volgin’s fortress of Groznyj Grad in order to get rid of Sokolov and have Metal Gear be recognized as the superior weapon.

After leaving the facility and setting out towards Groznyj Grad, Snake is attacked by The Fear, who shoots him in the leg with a crossbow. Despite utilizing stealth camouflage and poisons, Snake manages to defeat The Fear and move on. Not long after though, he is ambushed by The End, an ancient sniper. The two engage in an intense and drawn-out sniper battle, but The End is overcome by Snake and killed.

With the way clear, Snake makes his way up into the mountains and then meets up with EVA in a bunker. EVA explains that she has secured a WIG for their escape and that Sokolov is being held in the west wing of Groznyj Grad. In order to get inside, Snake will have to disguise himself as GRU Major Raikov. EVA then leaves Snake at a cliff overlooking the fortress before speeding off to return to Volgin. Watching the base through his binoculars, Snake watches as Volgin punches an oil drum until blood seeps out of it, at which point it is revealed that it contains the now-dead body of Granin. With 3 Cobras dead, Volgin suspects that there is a spy in his ranks and believed that Granin might have been the source. Snake then makes his way into the tunnels below Groznyj Grad, where he is confronted by the last Cobra (besides The Boss), The Fury. Using his flamethrower, The Fury sets much of the tunnel ablaze, but Snake manages to kill him before making his way into the base.

Inside the base, Snake finds Raikov and knocks him out, stealing his uniform and wearing a mask to pass off as the Major. Making his way to Sokolov, Snake witnesses Tatyana intimidate Sokolov into handing her a microfilm containing the plans on the Shagohod before she leaves. When she is gone, Snake reveals himself and speaks to Sokolov. Sokolov reveals that the Shagohod was now in Phase II testing – it had been fitted with rocket boosters which extend its range to be able to hit any target in the US from anywhere in the Soviet Union. Volgin is now planning on mass-producing the Shagohod and distribute it to Eastern Bloc nations, effectively leading to full-scale nuclear war in the process. Sokolov tells Snake to destroy the Shagohod using C3 explosives which Tatyana has taken. He also reveals that she is not his lover, but rather she is supposed to be posing as Volgin’s lover.

Before Snake can escort Sokolov out of the base, Volgin comes into the room. He realizes that “Raikov” is an imposter and shoots Sokolov twice. The Boss arrives and tears off Snake’s disguise before Volgin begins beating him into unconsciousness. When he comes to, Snake is hanging by his wrists in a torture cell with a bag over his head. He hears Volgin beating and presumably killing Sokolov before Volgin turns his attention to Snake. He drenches him in water and then begins electrocuting him, asking whether the CIA was after the Philosopher’s Legacy. During the torture, a transmitter falls out of Snake’s pocket. Volgin demands to know who planted this on Snake, to which The Boss claims that it was her, in order to track his movements and allow The Cobras a chance to ambush him. Volgin doesn’t believe this and tells The Boss that she will have to prove her loyalty by maiming Snake. He orders her to cut out his eyes. The Boss tears the bag off of Snake’s head and then pulls out her knife. but Tatyana stops her. Ocelot then accuses Tatyana of being the spy and begins juggling his revolvers at her to “test” her luck. Realizing that the loaded gun will shoot Tatyana, Snake swings himself into Ocelot, knocking his aim off and accidentally causing him to misfire. The bullet catches Snake’s right eye and causes him to scream in agony. Satisfied, Volgin and Ocelot leave. The Boss takes one of Ocelot’s revolvers and loads it with a fake death pill and then fires it into Snake’s leg. She then leaves the revolver with Snake and then exits the room. Finally, EVA tells Snake that, if he breaks out, she knows of an escape route and will bring him all his equipment.

Snake eventually manages to escape his cell and sneaks his way through Groznyj Grad to the sewers. He is pursued by the guard dogs and the Ocelot unit until he is cornered at the drainage waterfall. Ocelot confronts Snake and tries to shoot him, but Snake jumps from the waterfall and is carried away by the river. Snake then suffers a near-death experience where he is confronted by The Sorrow, who sends the souls of everyone Snake has killed during the mission to haunt him. However, he declares that Snake is not ready to die yet and disappears as Snake suddenly revives himself using the revival pill implanted in his tooth. He swims to the surface and then radios EVA, who tells him to meet up at a waterfall nearby.

He soon meets up with EVA, who returns his equipment and gives him an eye patch. She comforts Snake and gives him some of the C3 she had stolen. She tells him to plant it on the Shagohod’s fuel containers. Snake then makes his way through a tunnel system back into Groznyj Grad and enters the Shagohod’s hangar. He places the C3 and sets the timer but is confronted by Volgin and Ocelot on his way out. Ocelot has captured EVA and realized that she was the spy they were looking for. The Boss appears and disarms Snake. Volgin announces that EVA had been discovered in his underground vault stealing the microfilm containing the data on the Philosopher’s Legacy: a hundred billion dollar fund amassed by the most powerful men in the US, Russia and China, The Philosophers, during WWII. Volgin’s father had been a member and had laundered the money for his own safekeeping before it was passed on to Volgin himself. He had utilized the Philosophers’ spy network to get The Boss to defect and would use the Legacy and the Shagohod to make the world whole again. Volgin hands the Legacy to The Boss and tells her to take care of it. The Boss leaves with EVA to execute her and leaves Volgin to battle Snake.

Volgin then begins fighting Snake, but Ocelot unexpectedly begins supporting Snake during the fight. Realizing that he was losing, Volgin orders Ocelot to shoot Snake, but he acts insubordinately and refuses. Volgin and Snake then continue to fight, with Snake beating the Colonel severely. Snake then escapes the hangar just before it explodes and is surprised to see EVA waiting for him outside on her motorcycle. She tells him that The Boss is waiting for him at their extraction point. They prepare to leave, but suddenly the Shagohod, piloted by Volgin, bursts through the destroyed hangar. Ocelot and Volgin pursue Snake and EVA all across Groznyj Grad until EVA lures Volgin across a rail bridge that she had wired with her portion of the C3. They set off the explosives to cut off their pursuers, but the Shagohod continues to follow them. Making a last stand, Snake and EVA attack the Shagohod with an RPG-7 and severely damage it, forcing Volgin to step out of the cockpit and power it with his own electrical current. Snake then fires more shots at Volgin and the Shagohod to disable it once again, before a lightning bolt comes down and smites Volgin, finally putting him down for good. Snake and EVA then retreat from more pursuers to get to the WIG, but their motorcycle crashes, wounding both of them in the process. The pair sneak through the jungle until they reach the WIG. EVA leaves Snake to confront The Boss while she prepares the plane for their escape.

Snake then steps into a field of flowers, where The Boss fires the second Davy Crockett and destroys Groznyj Grad. She tells Snake that she too wanted to make the world whole again using the Legacy. Her allies, The Cobra Unit, had been torn apart after WWII, despite being close friends. She tells him about being exposed to nuclear test sites and cosmic radiation during a secret space test. From space, she saw the world and realized that there were no absolute countries, borders or enemies. She hopes that a time will come when people will realize that there is no East or West and that peace will come of this. She tells Snake about how she was sent to Cuba as part of a CIA invasion under the guise of taking back Cuban exites. However, the US government betrayed them and left them defenceless as they were annihilated by the Cuban army as The Boss watched in silence. A year later, she was forced by The Philosophers to kill The Sorrow for a mission, and he willingly allowed her to do so. She then shows Snake a snake-shaped scar on her chest and explains that she gave birth to a boy via C-section on the Beaches of Normandy in June 1944. The Sorrow was the father. However, the child had been immediately taken from her by The Philosophers.

The Boss explains that all of the original Philosophers are now dead and the remaining ones have no interest in promoting good or evil. Instead, they have become war personified, with each conflict changing “the times” and sparking more conflicts in turn. The Philosophers’ intended to keep this cycle going forever. Her father was one of the Philosophers and now she was the last living child of the Philosophers. The Boss then orders two MiGs to bomb their position in 10 minutes and forces Snake to fight her to the death. Regretfully, the two do battle as Snake manages to come out on top. Dying of her wounds, The Boss hands Snake the microfilm for the Legacy and her gun, the Patriot. She then gives Snake his final order: to end her life. Raising the Patriot, Snake points the gun at her and then fires a single shot.

After a moment of reflection, Snake regroups with EVA aboard the WIG and the pair try to escape. However, Ocelot manages to get aboard the plane and challenges Snake to one last duel. The two fight briefly before Ocelot convinces Snake that they will fight with two pistols, only one of which will have a bullet in it. Snake and Ocelot reveal their real names to each other (John and Adamska, respectively) and fire. However, the bullet turns out to be a blank as Ocelot laughs and then jumps from the plane into the water below. EVA then manages to take off with the WIG, but the two MiGs suddenly appear and prepare to shoot them down. Before they can though, they are ordered by Khrushchev to disengage. Overjoyed, Snake and EVA head to an Alaskan safehouse and boink.

Snake awakes the next morning to find EVA gone. He listens to a cassette tape she has left for him. She explains that she was actually a Chinese spy sent to use him to acquire the Legacy. The real EVA and (presumably) ADAM never showed up. EVA herself was an agent of the Philosophers, trained in charm schools for covert operations. However, The Boss had seen through her deceptions as she was an instructor at one of these schools. EVA was supposed to kill Snake when her mission was complete, but she reveals that she can’t complete this task because she made a promise to The Boss. She reveals that The Boss did not betray her country – the whole mission was a ruse by the US government to get their hands on the Legacy and The Boss had played her part perfectly. However, when Volgin fired the Davy Crockett, they suddenly found themselves in a sticky situation and were forced to have The Boss killed to bail themselves out. The Boss knowingly allowed Snake to kill her because that is the mission that she was given and she was “loyal to the end”. She knowingly sacrificed her life, understanding that she would be condemned in history, branded a traitor by the US and a war criminal who unleashed a nuclear catastrophe by the Soviet Union. The only person who would ever understand what she did would be Snake himself.

A ceremony was then arranged to celebrate Snake’s achievement. He meets with President Johnson and is awarded the title of “Big Boss”. Snake reluctantly shakes the President’s hand and refuses to shake the hand of the CIA director before he leaves the ceremony. Instead, he heads to Arlington National Cemetery and lays flowers and the Patriot on The Boss’s grave stone. The stone reads “In Memory of a Patriot, Who Saved the World”. Big Boss salutes his former mentor and mother figure as tears stream down his face…

In the game’s post-credit sequence, Ocelot phones the KGB director to inform him that Groznyj Grad and Granin’s lab were destroyed. He also reveals that Khrushchev’s regime will soon be at an end and that the Virtuous Mission and Operation Snake Eater can be used to blackmail the US in future negotiations since its events are meant to be covered up. He tells the director that he will keep him informed of further developments. However, he then immediately calls the CIA director and tells him that EVA’s copy of the Legacy was a fake – the real Legacy has been handed over to the Americans. However, only half of it was recovered and Ocelot suspects that the KGB might have the other half. He also reveals that he obtained Granin’s designs for Metal Gear. It turns out that Ocelot was ADAM all along and that he is at the CIA’s disposal.

GAMEPLAY & DESIGN
While the basic gameplay mechanics of Snake Eater are almost identical to Sons of Liberty, enough new systems and an entirely new design philosophy are enough to make the two games feel wildly divergent. Whereas Sons of Liberty feels claustrophobic, Snake Eater has been designed to be far more methodical and freeform. The biggest additions to the game are the stamina bar, camouflage meter, hunting and wound treatment. All of these new systems feed into the game’s greater emphasis on stealth and survival.

In order for Snake to complete actions (such as shooting, running or recovering life) with top efficiency, he now has to manage his stamina bar in addition to his life bar. This is not very difficult manage, as all you have to do generally is eat something or hide to regenerate the bar quickly. Hunting and surviving were inspired additions to the game and are a ton of fun to undertake. Each new area is filled with edible flora and fauna which can be gathered to use for food, medicine or, in some cases, create makeshift traps! All of the animals populating the game also help to make the world just a little more authentic as they complete their own routines, or even potentially attack Snake if he wanders too close.

While hunting and stamina make Snake Eater more engaging, the new camo meter and first aid system quickly become a chore. In order to maximize your camo meter (and consequently, reduce your odds of being spotted), you have to pause the game and equip new face paint and/or uniforms. When sneaking around in an area, you will frequently find yourself coming across different sorts of terrain, necessitating constant uniform changes if you want to maximize your odds of remaining undetected. However, I do quite like the camo meter in concept, but the same can’t be said of the game’s first aid menu. When you take damage, you can begin to bleed, break bones, become poisoned, etc. This necessitates a trip to the “cure” menu to treat the wound, which often involves remembering the exact combo of treatment options to cure the ailment (considering that you always have limited supplies, wasting any can be potentially fatal if you aren’t very good at the game). In theory, this could have added a lot more depth to the game, but it just ends up becoming a pain in the ass – constantly pausing the action in the middle of a fight to cure yourself disrupts the gameplay and often becomes pointless when you get seriously wounded again a second later and have to treat yourself once again. This is especially problematic in a couple of the boss battles (cough, The Fear, cough, The Fury, cough). The camo meter and first aid add up to frequent menu-hopping which becomes a massive pain and is easily the clumsiest design element of the game.

Snake Eater is also notable for being the first game in the franchise since the original Metal Gear to completely lack a radar. Well, that’s not completely accurate: there are two radar-like items available during the game (the AP sensor and active sonar), but both have very limited battery power and only really show you enemies that you can already see anyway, making them effectively useless. I think it’s rather telling that, in all of the times I have beaten this game, I have never used either of these items once. However, whereas most of the previous Metal Gear games were at their absolute worst when the radar was taken away, Snake Eater is entirely designed around this concept. With the move to more open spaces, lots of hiding places within plain sight and an emphasis on surveying your surroundings, enemies will very rarely sneak up on you unnoticed. In addition, the game’s default, fixed camera is significantly better than it was in Metal Gear Solid and Sons of Liberty – the right analog stick has now been mapped to allow for some control over the camera, offering a wider view of the area when needed. It is, unfortunately, still inadequate during certain boss fights (particularly The Fury), but the Subsistence re-release’s interactive 3D camera makes up for these shortcomings and then some. Being able to fully control the camera makes sneaking even more intuitive and is definitely the best way to play the game.

Likely due to the first aid and hunting mechanics, healing has been changed quite significantly. In all previous Metal Gear games, Snake (or Raiden) restored life by eating a ration. In Snake Eater, Snake can only instantly heal himself by using life medicine, a fairly rare item which mainly appears during/before boss fights or by searching enemy bodies. However, Snake Eater also introduces a regenerating health system, the speed of which is based on your stamina bar and whether you have any untreated wounds. Unlike modern games like Call of Duty or Halo, where you can go from 1% health to 100% in only a few seconds, it can take a couple minutes for Snake Eater‘s health bar to regenerate, meaning that it is a useful addition but not one which rewards recklessness or which makes combat easier – in fact, if you do get wounded, it incentivizes hiding and waiting out an Alert until you can get some health back. It’s also just a little more forgiving for those who have lived to regret tackling 22 Metal Gear RAYs without any backup rations…

The other big new feature is that CQC attacks have been totally overhauled. In Metal Gear Solid and Sons of Liberty, throws and grabs had been mapped to the square button, while punches were mapped to O. In Snake Eater, all CQC techniques are now handled using the O button, with various button presses, analog inputs and pressure sensitive functions (or touch screen actions on PS Vita) used to determine your actions in melee. The new options are really cool (such as cutting throats or interrogating enemies), but none of the changes are documented outside of the tutorials on the main menu, meaning that it’s easy to forget all of the options available at your disposal… and even if you do remember them, you probably won’t remember the controls to actually pull them off.

Besides these larger additions, Snake Eater features a few little refinements which make the game play just a little better than Sons of Liberty. For one thing, enemy item drops aren’t randomly determined anymore, so when an enemy has an item on them, it will drop immediately when you search them. When the enemy stops dropping items, this means that they have been exhausted, so you don’t end up searching an enemy 4 or 5 times in the vain hope of getting that one extra ration you needed. Key cards and backtracking have also been effectively eliminated, or at least reduced to such a point that they are entirely unobtrusive. You do have to collect a couple keys and you do have to do some minor backtracking, but these are usually very short and easy affairs which feel completely natural, unlike the forced backtracking and obtrusive key cards in previous Metal Gear games which were used to transparently pad out the game’s length.

Similarly to previous games in the franchise, Snake Eater breaks up its regular gameplay with some set piece moments and interesting twists. Probably foremost amongst these is the motorcycle chase during the game’s climax. This chase is technically similar to the jeep chase from the ending of Metal Gear Solid, but dialled up to 11. The chase goes on for 5-10 minutes as the entire base is getting blown up around you, and you’re getting pursued by a half dozen enemies (not to mention the Shagohod)… it’s just amazing and I have no idea how Kojima productions got this to run on PS2. On the more dialled-back end of the scale, there is also a segment where you have to navigate a pitch-black cavern, but Snake’s eyes will actually adjust to the lack of light after about 5 minutes, which is pretty ingenious (a idea that DayZ could do with pilfering). There is also an escort mission near the end of the game, similar to Sons of Liberty. Annoyingly, you’re being pursued by enemies during this segment, but luckily it isn’t constantly broken up by cutscenes or swimming sections and so passes quickly. The game is also capped off with a reasonably tense game of Russian roulette against Ocelot, which actually left me fairly concerned with how it was going to conclude the first time I played it.

If there’s one negative thing about the more open maps layouts, it would be that enemies aren’t nearly as dangerous as they were in Sons of Liberty. The open maps mean that sneaking up on enemies and neutralizing them is very easy, and the SWAT-style breach and clear tactics have been significantly nerfed. Between the camo meter and the extended sight lines, alerts should be far less common than in any other Metal Gear game – in fact, Snake Eater is the first game in the whole franchise where it is possible to complete the whole thing without triggering a single Alert. To balance it out though, Snake Eater does introduce a couple new enemy types which shake the action up a little bit. First amongst these are the guard dogs, which can sniff you out and alert enemies to your presence (not to mention outrun you and knock you to the ground). There are also soldiers riding on hover platforms at a couple points in the game. Some players have called these out for being excessively anachronistic, but they are actually based on real Soviet vehicle concepts. Considering that they first appear at the Granin research bureau, it can be extrapolated that they are experimental prototypes.

Snake Eater is just a fantastically-designed game. The game has all sorts little systems and determinant elements which make experimentation and multiple playthroughs a joy. For example, many players (myself included) have remarked that they didn’t even realize that you can blow up enemy supply and weapon sheds during their first playthrough. However, when you do discover this, infiltration becomes safer and it opens up some rather sadistic ways to mess with enemy soldiers. You can also completely avoid 2 fights depending on how you play: you can blow up a helicopter when it is grounded which will stop it from patrolling the mountains later, and you can also snipe The End before his boss fight to bypass him entirely. The numerous wildlife can also be used as a tool on their own, with various poisonous creatures and even rotten food being especially useful for setting up traps for hapless guards.

The game’s maps are also just really well-designed. In contrast to Sons of Liberty, most areas in Snake Eater are very open and offer a number of different approaches for the player to reach their goal. There is also a very nice variety of environments, which is a welcome respite from the blandness of the Big Shell. Even in the jungle, you will go from typical jungle terrain, to a swamp, to a rope bridge, to an overgrown ruin, to a river, to a cavern, to an enemy base, etc. Every area is very distinct and is often packed with little secrets and items which encourage exploration, such as the extremely-useful “Croc Cap” or the very-fun-to-locate Kerotan Frogs. The game also shakes up the environment fairly often, with Snake also having to traverse a mountain, a few small enemy bases, a tunnel system and the fortress of Groznyj Grad. Despite being a very urban area, Groznyj Grad is actually quite open in its own right and never feels anywhere near as claustrophobic as the environments did in Sons of Liberty.

The result of all of these design decisions is a game which is tuned in such a way to encourage patience, experimentation and pure fun. In fact, the game is as fun (if not more) on additional playthroughs, as I can attest. I actually had a total blast during the playthrough for this review because I played on a save file where I had unlocked all of the gear available in the game already… but had never actually gotten a chance to try out the stealth camo, infinity face paint or the Patriot machine gun. Suffice to say, it kept the game fresh, despite this being possibly my tenth playthrough now. Also, I happened to get the game’s Platinum trophy during this playthrough, making this one of the very few games that I have actually had the patience, commitment and ability to actually complete 100% (the only other games which I have achieved Platinum in were Telltale games, which basically give them out for free…).

Also factoring into the game’s design is the cutscene-to-gameplay ratio, which has been scaled back quite a bit compared to Sons of Liberty. While some of the cutscenes can get quite lengthy (I’d estimate that at least 5 of them go on for more than 20-30 minutes), they break up the gameplay significantly less often. In fact, Snake Eater often has very extended gameplay segments which are only broken up by radio calls and cutscenes infrequently… and even then, these interruptions tend to be quite short more often than not. The longer cutscenes are basically relegated to the start and ending of each “operation”, plus a torture sequence and Volgin’s monologuing. I basically speed ran a lot of the core gameplay for this review, but even then the game took me 9 hours to complete with cutscenes, of which I’d say that about 55-60% was pure gameplay. A more “normal” playthrough will net you anywhere from 14-20 hours (of which, about 4 hours will be made up of cutscenes), which is substantially more gameplay than any previous Metal Gear game can boast.

As for the cutscenes themselves, they are well-done as always. However, the lip syncing is noticeably bad for some reason (this isn’t a re-release issue either, it was the same in the game’s original release). This is the only game in the franchise with this particular issue and, while it isn’t crippling by any means, it can be distracting and makes me wonder what caused this localization error. If the lip syncing is bad though, it is partially made up for by the game’s fantastic eye animations. I only really noticed this aspect of the game in this playthrough, but it really struck me that the characters’ eyes have been animated extremely well. They avoid the dead-eyed issue which plagues a lot of games striving for authenticity even today by having the characters’ eyes not fixate on things – they dance around and scan the subject in a very authentic, life-like way. The CQC choreography is also very well done and goes a long way to portraying The Boss and Naked Snake as the ultimate badasses that they are meant to be.

As for the boss battles in the game, they are a significant step up from the rather dull encounters in Sons of Liberty. In fact, a couple of them rank amongst the absolute best boss battles in the entire franchise, if not all of gaming.  The boss battles are also distributed far better within the plot than they were in Sons of Liberty, actually managing to enhance the narrative with their inclusions while keeping the gameplay interesting. Most of the battles don’t occur until the game’s midpoint, at which point you get hammered with 5 in reasonably quick succession. There’s then a lull until the game’s climax, at which point you take on the game’s “big bads” in a series of escalating boss battles which manage to help drive home the epic stakes of the plot, similar to the Snake vs Gray Fox fight at the end of Solid Snake.

The first boss battle is a duel against Ocelot, which is similar to the Olga fight from the previous game, but with less twists to it unfortunately. Basically, you just have to utilize the lean functions, avoid Ocelot’s ricochets, soldiers and poisonous snakes, and wait for openings to attack. It’s a pretty standard as far as Metal Gear stand-up gunfights go. Shortly thereafter, you have to fight The Pain, who is one of the more ridiculous enemies in the series’ history. While he isn’t as bad as Fatman, the entire concept of a man who psychically controls bees and is a living hive is just insane. Luckily he dies early in the game. His boss fight is quite easy, but he takes too much work to kill. You basically just swim from one side of the arena and back over and over again while waiting for him to give you an opening… which is easier said than done, because his bee armour is on for about 90% of the time. Even then, he’s somewhat of a bullet sponge, making his fight drag on excessively.

Not too long later, you have to take on The Fear. His fight is not very difficult, especially if you get ahold of the thermal goggles prior to the fight (aside from him constantly poisoning you if you get hit). There are some cool tricks to taking him out though which make this fight far more fun than it is if you just shoot at him over and over again. The Fear’s stamina bar is constantly decreasing during the fight, causing him to have to restore it during the battle. As a result, you can trap him by throwing rotten food and the poison dart frogs located in the arena to drain his stamina even more (and get to hear the super satisfying cry of “Poison!!!”). It’s also worth noting that there are traps set up all around this fight’s arena, meaning that you have to keep an eye on the ground and not just the treetops or you might get walloped by a spiked log unexpectedly. All-in-all, The Fear puts up a decent fight, but it’s definitely worth going for the stamina kill if you want to really challenge yourself and have some fun.

Almost immediately after is one of the greatest boss battles in the entire franchise, the sniper duel with The End. Famously, this fight can take a long time to complete (30 minutes to 3 hours are not unheard of) and is so challenging that Kojima has built in 2 ways to bypass it, and can even make it harder for you if you give up midway. In addition to the ability to snipe The End which I have mentioned previously, saving your game and then setting your console’s date a week forward will cause The End to die of old age. If you set it less than a week ahead (or save and quit mid-battle) then The End will sneak up on Snake while he’s resting and tranquilize him, sending you off to a jail cell and forcing you to break out to start the fight again. I’ll admit that the first time I attempted this fight, I wussied out and used the clock trick to bypass the fight. However, the second time I played, I determined to beat it legitimately and non-lethally. The resulting battle was one of the most epic 40-60 minute tests of skill I have had in a Metal Gear game. Basically, you have to learn to use your ingenuity to track down The End across 4 large maps, keeping an eye out for footprints, scope glint, snoring, etc. Also, you’re inevitably going to lose track of him once or twice, making the resulting search extremely tense as he will almost certainly hit you the second you walk into his line of sight. It’s a surprisingly fun test of skill and one that I would recommend everyone try out at least once. Plus, as soon as you have beaten him, you get to experience “The Ladder“, which has gone on to become a surprisingly enduring moment within the Metal Gear fanbase.

The last boss fight of the mid-section of the game is The Fury, which honestly feels like it was forced in there for pacing reasons. Unlike the other Cobras, The Fury is given almost no foreshadowing prior to his reveal (I didn’t even notice until this playthrough that he appears for a second on board the helicopter at the start of the game). That said, he can be easily one of the more difficult bosses in the franchise, especially if you are playing with the original fixed camera. He can set the whole arena on fire and trap you, forcing you to use up a lot of the life medicine you have been stocking up on and leaving you with nasty burns unless you have the flame camo… which, conveniently, you can only get by beating him non-lethally. I had it for this playthrough which made The Fury a trivial affair even on Hard mode unfortunately, but normally this will be a very challenging battle as you try to hit him and then hide before he can set Snake on fire.

After that, you don’t have any fights for quite a while until The Sorrow shows up out of nowhere. It’s hard to call this a real “boss fight”, but it is a very innovative encounter and one of the better “consequences of war” moments in gaming. Basically, The Sorrow will send you through a gauntlet of life-draining ghosts with no way of fighting back. However, as you progress, you slowly come to realize that you kill each and every one of these people – from that one soldier whose throat you slashed open because it was “cool”, to the Cobras, to all of those guys you casually gunned down. If you’re anything like me on my first playthrough, you’re going to have quite the bodycount built up by this point and they’re going to make this quite a challenging and sobering encounter. The way to end the “fight” is also a bit of a puzzle which I actually figured out myself the first time I played after a second attempt at the battle…

The Sorrow is a bit of a prelude to the game’s final boss battle gauntlet though. A fist fight with Colonel Volgin kicks off the game’s epic climax and is definitely one of the harder encounters in the game. Between Volgin’s strong attacks, invulnerability for much of the fight and the harsh time limit with with to complete the fight, it can be very difficult to win if you don’t realize the “tricks” to victory. Basically, you have to avoid using guns and utilize CQC throws. When he’s on the ground, hit him with your gun. You can also use Russian Glow Caps to absorb his electric attacks by throwing them on the ground during the battle. Even with these tricks the battle can still be fairly challenging to complete, but within a few tries you should be able to pull it off.

The second fight against Volgin in the Shagohod is extremely easy though, making it by far the easiest mech battle in the series thus far. Basically, just shoot the Shagohod’s augers and then shoot the weak point/Volgin over and over again. It’s a decent fight, but extremely easy – I was playing on hard mode and didn’t even get hit once until the 2nd half of the fight, and even then it was still ridiculously easy.

Finally, the game ends with one of the most beautiful and important boss battles in the entire franchise, as Snake goes head-to-head with The Boss. Unfortunately, it is not particularly difficult at all (aside from the Shagohod, it might be the easiest battle in the whole game as long as you don’t attempt to win it using CQC), but just exudes a tragic and sombre tone, especially when the “Snake Eater” theme song kicks in. To make matters even more heartbreaking, when you defeat The Boss, the game forces you to kill her yourself – the camera pans in a circle around the scene as Snake holds the Patriot over his mentor’s heart until you press the square button and plant that final bullet yourself. It’s an incredibly sad moment and, even if the battle itself is not challenging, it’s enough to vault the fight into one of the greatest boss battles in the series.

STORY & CHARACTER ANALYSIS

Officially, the theme of Snake Eater is “SCENE”. Whereas “GENE” described Metal Gear Solid well, as did “MEME” for Sons of Liberty, SCENE is unfortunately rather inadequate and requires far more elaboration to make clear. At the start of the Virtuous Mission, The Boss lectures Snake about the philosophy of being a soldier. According to her own moral code, a soldier should be “loyal to the end” to the mission, as “enemies” and “allies” are a concept which shifts according to the times. This is the theme that “SCENE” refers to: the times. The Boss lays this concept out at the beginning of the game and then allows the player to see the effects of it play out for much of the rest of the narrative before picking it back up at the end. As a result, Snake Eater feels like more of a straightforward and shallow narrative at times, especially when compared to Sons of Liberty‘s complex and interwoven themes. However, that isn’t to say that Snake Eater‘s narrative is poor by any means, or that it actually is shallow – in fact, I would argue that the game melds characters, narrative and themes together with far more refinement than Sons of Liberty did, despite being not nearly as relevant or complex in comparison.

The Boss is the focal point for many of the themes relating to the times within the game. In the game’s backstory, The Boss and The Cobra unit fought with the Allies at Normandy and helped to win the war. However, when the Cold War broke out as a result of tensions between factions within The Philosophers, The Cobra unit was split apart and ended up on opposing sides. Despite being close friends and comrades-at-arms, The Cobras were suddenly “enemies” and were expected to kill one another if need be. This came to a head when The Philosophers ordered The Boss and The Sorrow to kill each other, despite being comrades and lovers (The Sorrow having fathered The Boss’s son, who is heavily implied to be Ocelot). As The Boss puts it, “One must live, and one must die. That was the mission.” The Sorrow sacrificed himself so that The Boss could complete her mission, but she was left disheartened by the act.

The Boss also tells of other events which show the fickleness of politics and how soldiers are used as expendable pawns. She explains that she witnessed the Bay of Pigs Invasion*, in which hundreds of Cuban exiles were slaughtered due to inaction by the American government. The politics of The Philosophers also caused The Boss to lose her child shortly after he was born – he was kidnapped and used as a bargaining chip to ensure that The Boss would remain a loyal follower. Despite all of this though, The Boss maintained her moral rigidity and refused to compromise her philosophy of “loyalty to the end”, no matter how poorly she was treated by the government or The Philosophers:

The Boss: “Look at this scar. This is proof that I was once a mother. I gave up my body and my child for my country. There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel the pain creeping up inside me. Slithering through my body, like a snake.”

The Boss was also chosen to be the test subject in America’s attempt to have the first manned spaceflight in history. This mission was fraught with danger and was rushed in order to compete with the Soviets’ own space program. This political corner-cutting resulted in The Boss being bombarded with hazardous amounts of cosmic radiation, her near-death upon reentry and, most egregious of all, her heroism being covered up in the history books. However, her experiences in space left her profoundly moved as she looked out the spacecraft’s single window at the world:

The Boss: “I could see the planet as it appeared from space. That’s when it finally hit me. Space exploration is nothing but another game in the power struggle between the US and USSR. Politics, economics, the arms race – they’re all just arenas for meaningless competition. I’m sure you can see that. But the Earth itself has no boundaries. No East, no West, no Cold War. And the irony of it is, the United States and the Soviet Union are spending billions on their space programs and the missile race only to arrive at the same conclusion. In the 21st century everyone will be able to see that we are all just inhabitants of a little celestial body called Earth. A world without communism or capitalism… that is the world I wanted to see.”

This is the seed of “The Boss’s will”, a concept which would resonate throughout the rest of the franchise. America and Russia are currently mortal enemies and are willing to destroy the entire world if they are provoked, but within 30 years, the politics of the Cold War will all be meaningless. In all of this, The Boss states that “we soldiers are forced to play along. […] A soldier’s skills aren’t meant to be used to hurt friends. […] Is there such thing as a timeless enemy?” The Boss realizes the futility of the actions that soldiers are forced to endure, but she endures them anyway because that is what her morals dictate. However, she longs to reunite The Philosophers in order to heal the rift in the world and end the meaningless conflicts that soldiers are embroiled in. This concept is the purest expression of “The Boss’s will”, an ideal which would become increasingly perverted as it was reinterpreted.

Snake’s response to The Boss’s philosophies is one of the biggest driving forces in the game. Snake idolizes The Boss and their relationship is akin to that of a mother and son. As a result, her lectures about the mission and the shifting times are what drive Snake to live up to his mentor’s example and complete his assignment – the execution of the one person that he loves more than anyone else. However, throughout the game he wrestles with the questions that The Boss has left him with: where does his loyalty lie? Is it to the mission, or to those that he loves? Snake Eater feels very much like a story of the fall from innocence to experience (reinforced by the references to ADAM and EVA) as Snake literally kills his “mother” in order to grow into a man. Some of The Boss’s final words echo this concept:

The Boss: “I raised you, and loved you, I’ve given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There’s nothing more for me to give you. All that’s left for you to take is my life.”

Ultimately, Snake chooses to follow his mentor’s example and completes the mission, but this decision tears him apart when he discovers the truth about The Boss’s loyalty. Under the impression that The Boss defected of her own free will and needed to be eliminated, Snake is able to end her life regretfully. However, when he discovers that the government used The Boss to cover their own asses in a meaningless power ploy, and that The Boss willingly sacrificed herself, Snake becomes disillusioned. He comes to understand the meaninglessness of politics and how they exploit the loyalty of soldiers, which ultimately causes him to reject The Boss’s teachings – is loyalty is to those he loves, not the mission.

In retrospect, “the times” is a theme which has grown to have additional resonance within the Metal Gear canon. Considering how slapped-together the Metal Gear canon can be, I wonder if Kojima was intentionally foreshadowing some future plots developments here. “Today’s friend can become tomorrow’s enemy” is an idea which describes the coming conflict between Major Zero and Big Boss perfectly, which makes me wonder if this was always supposed to be the case, or whether it fit so well that Kojima made it the case. Similarly, in subsequent games we will come to learn that the progression and downfall of The Philosophers in this game’s backstory mirrors the history of The Patriots almost perfectly. The Boss’s words have also been written in such a way as to retroactively make Big Boss’s speech in Solid Snake all the more impactful:

“One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny… The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle.”

This is extremely similar to Big Boss’s final speech to Solid Snake, retroactively making their battle into a stronger mentor vs student, father vs son final battle than it already was by invoking the one person who Big Boss loved more than anyone else.

More than any other Metal Gear game, Snake Eater weaves historical events into its narratives fantastically. The manner in which they are included is important as well. By choosing very important historical events, from WWII, to the Cuban Missile Crisis, to Yuri Gagarin’s trip into space, the game’s incorporation of these formulative events actually makes the events of the game feel more important and interesting. Similarly, Snake Eater takes on a 60’s-era, cheesy, pulpy, spy movie tone which is best exemplified by the game’s theme song. The game really straddles the line between the serious and the cartoonish with deft mastery, feeling almost like a Sean Connery James Bond film at times.

One of the most interesting new plot elements thrown into the franchise in this game is The Philosopher’s Legacy. It comes out of nowhere when Granin suddenly mentions it, but is handled quite well throughout the narrative and is a lingering mystery until Volgin explains what it is much later on. It makes for a very cool twist and an understandable driving motivation for the actions of the characters and governments. For returning fans of Sons of Liberty, we also finally get an actual explanation of what the “Wisemen’s Committee” was: the leadership programme of The Philosophers. At this point in the narrative, it is unclear what the link between The Philosophers and The Patriots are, but this reveal gave players a little more of an idea of the historical background that led up to the Solid Snake-era in the franchise.

Probably one of the biggest reasons why Snake Eater has such a strong narrative is because of the game’s characters – much of the action is driven by character motivations and interactions. One such example early on is the scene where Snake and The Boss reach out to one another just after The Boss has defected. While no words are exchanged and they can’t even see each other while doing it, it is a fairly powerful moment which demonstrates their strong bond and calls into question the reasons for The Boss’s defection in the first place. Another example would be this game’s torture sequence (if you’re counting, this is the third torture sequence in a row in a Metal Gear game). Volgin personally beats the ever-living shit out of both Snake and Sokolov during the sequence, demonstrating his physical strength and sadistic personality. However, he is also motivated by revenge, as Snake had previously killed The Cobras and had harmed (and potentially killed) Volgin’s lover, Raikov. Meanwhile, the player tries to guess the motivations of The Boss, Ocelot and EVA as they witness the torture, with The Boss visibly hesitating when Volgin orders her to cut out Snake’s eyes. In addition, Snake ends up losing his eye because he attempts to save EVA from being shot by Ocelot. It ranks amongst the nastiest sequences in the whole franchise, but it is absolutely packed with character interaction.

It also has to be said that the ending of Snake Eater is easily one of the most powerful moments in the entire franchise. In fact, it’s probably my favourite ending in any piece of art, period. It’s also notable for being a fantastic twist which caps off The Boss’s life and recolours all of the events in the game in a sensible way. Again, the relationships between the characters and Snake’s reaction to the revelation is where much of its impact comes from – that salute and those tears are extremely powerful. There are only a couple video games with endings even close to being on par with this for me (The Last of Us and The Walking Dead).

As I have iterated many times now, The Boss is a fantastic character, full-stop. Her strong moral code and badass capabilities make her an incredibly strong female character. Now, because I am a self-described feminist, she resonates with me even stronger, but you don’t have to be one to appreciate just how awesome The Boss is – long before I ever considered myself a feminist, I loved The Boss. Similarly to Imperator Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road, she is someone who just is a powerful woman without it feeling propagandistic. It’s also nothing less than a minor miracle that Kojima causes The Boss to tear open her sneaking suit in the final battle, baring a ton of cleavage and midriff, without it feeling gratuitous or sexualized. It’s actually an extremely mature and sad moment which actually ends up making The Boss feel even more powerful. Considering the typically immature approach to sexuality in Metal Gear games (this one included), this is incredibly unexpected. Amongst the annals of great female characters in video games, The Boss is definitely up there with the greatest of them, and is a height that Kojima would never again hit… or even attempt, for that matter.

Also, because there’s nowhere else for me to put this, I have always been bothered by the fact that The Boss’s Patriot machine gun fires rounds which “tumble” out of the barrel. Was this just Kojima trying to do something “cool” without realizing how guns actually fire? I was always under the impression that rounds always exited a barrel straight-forward (with a spiral in rifled barrels). If you’re like me and have been baffled for years by the scene where The Boss fires the Patriot in slow motion, it turns out that there is actually an explanation for this that makes sense.

Despite being Solid Snake’s genetic progenitor, Naked Snake is a noticeably different sort of character. First of all, Naked Snake is portrayed as more of an unlearned soldier than Solid Snake, being perhaps on par with Solid Snake’s skill level in Metal Gear 2. This leads to a certain level of naiveté regarding his feelings towards EVA in particular. He also seems to be more of a social person: the very beginning of the game shows us that he has two very well-defined relationships with Major Zero and The Boss. In contrast, Solid Snake is very much a lone-wolf until the end of Metal Gear Solid, where he finally earned himself a real friend in the form of Otacon (in part due to his development as a weapon rather than a human being).

I know some people absolutely hated Colonel Volgin, but in my opinion he was a great villain. Sure, he isn’t actually in control for much of the game, but he is such an irredeemable, imposing, Dick Dastardly-style charismatic evil that I can’t help but grin every time he’s on screen. He makes for a very satisfying primary antagonist and is miles ahead of such similar meatheaded contemporaries as Zoran Lazarević from Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. If nothing else, he provides great motivation to complete your objectives in the game as it is not hard to be driven to defeat such a clearly-evil person.

The young Major Ocelot is another fun character. He is rather flamboyant in this game, but he works really well when he is being pitted against another character, be it Naked Snake, Colonel Volgin or The Boss. The rivalry amongst Naked Snake and Ocelot are some of the best aspects of the game, as Ocelot constantly pushes himself to finally best Snake in combat and grudgingly grows to respect his “foe”. The reveal that he was actually helping Snake all along recolours all of their interactions too in retrospect. Volgin’s brutishness clashes with Ocelot’s showiness and sense of honour, eventually causing Ocelot to become insubordinate as he openly challenges his superior office. The relationship between The Boss and Ocelot is very much a mother-son one, heavily hinting at their relationship (which neither is actually aware of) as The Boss disciplines Ocelot on a few occasions.

As for the last main character, EVA is an interesting character with quite a few dimensions to her. She is a rather capable spy, utilizing her feminine charms to gather intel, get close to her enemies and play people off of each other to get to her objectives. She is also a great motorcycle driver and a good shot with her Type-17 pistol. The only problem with this is the constant fan service whenever she is on-screen… some people have retroactively claimed that no one cared that EVA was baring skin in Snake Eater, but this is simply not true. It has always bothered me, even before I became a feminist. Every time she shows up, she zips her shirt down to her navel and then walks around with her cleavage bared. Luckily, there is some reasonable justification for this, as she is trying to seduce Snake, although this is a rather unsubtle way to go about this. This explanation also doesn’t explain why she never zips up her shirt when she probably should, such as during the motorcycle chase at the end of the game (it’s gonna be drafty, EVA!). It really just feels like fan service more than a real explanation, and it’s just embarrassingly transparent that this is the real point of her character design. However, considering the 60s spy movie aesthetic, it’s not entirely out of place, and the fact that there is some sort of justification at all makes EVA one of the more forgivable “titillating” female characters in the franchise.

As for the other cast members, they are a reasonably interesting grabbag. Snake’s support team are fairly disposable and optional to experience, only really showing up mandatorily to drop some exposition occasionally. That said, the relationship between Naked Snake and Major Zero is much friendlier than the more antagonistic repartee between Solid Snake and Colonel Campbell in Metal Gear Solid. Sigint also has a different, more laid-back personality than most characters in the Metal Gear franchise, although I can’t help but wonder if this was done simply because he’s the “black” character. The support team member that I like the most though is Para-Medic. She provides medical advice and is the character that saves the game for you, before then telling you about her favourite movies. As a rather big movie fan, this endears me to Para-Medic quite a bit, not to mention that there is some real chemistry between her and Snake when the two are allowed to interact (and that devastating look of regret as Snake passes her by in the ending…). Suffice to say, I definitely am in the aptly-named “Para-Snake” shipping part of the fandom, even though I know that it never can and never will go anywhere… a guy can dream though, right? This also makes me sad that she never plays a substantial role in any subsequent Metal Gear game either.
As for The Cobras, they don’t have much in the way of personalities. They basically are just two-dimensional representations of the emotion that they carry into battle with them (pain, fear, etc). We don’t get much in the way of motivations of backstories for most of them, which is a major reason why The Cobras aren’t nearly as interesting as the FOXHOUND unit from Metal Gear Solid (definitely still a step up from Dead Cell though).Sokolov is also a decent character. He is rather sympathetic and is very similar to Otacon in Metal Gear Solid, but far more cowardly. He is completely unable to defend himself and relies on Snake’s help to get anything done. Strangely, he apparently gets beaten to death by Volgin off-screen during the torture sequence and then just completely disappears from the narrative from that point onwards – it’s easy to forget about him entirely from that point onwards and then be left wondering “hey wait a minute, what happened to Sokolov?” Conversely, while Granin only has a very small part in this game, he casts an enormous shadow over the rest of the franchise. In addition to being invoked in 2 of Snake Eater‘s direct sequels, his development of the Metal Gear weapon’s platform means that he is nearly as foundational to the narratives of every subsequent Metal Gear game as The Boss is.It’s also worth giving a shout out to Major Raikov. He’s a rather funny and obvious lampooning of Raiden. While making him a really stereotypically gay character is arguably kind of offensive, it does show that Kojima knows how to take a joke about how many players hated Raiden in Sons of Liberty. Kojima has gone on record to say that he actually rather liked Raiden and was planning on “redeeming” him within the fandom in a future installment, but in the meantime he had some fun at Raiden’s expense and satirized the character by turning him into the exact sort of effeminate, wussy character that people seemed to think he was before.
I also rather like the old-school design of the Shagohod. It looks ancient and inelegant, even in comparison to the TX-55 Metal Gear or Metal Gear D. The inefficient firing mechanism (high-speed propulsion) and ingenious workarounds (rocket boosters) work really well with the retro aesthetic. Future Metal Gear prequels abandoned this design ethos, which is unfortunate because I really liked this game’s dedication to keeping the internal canon intact.

All-in-all, I find the narrative of Snake Eater to be arguably the most engaging in the entire franchise. By travelling to the past and essentially getting a clean slate to work with, Kojima crafts a story which is enjoyable to even people unfamiliar to the series. While the game’s themes aren’t as deep as those in Sons of Liberty, the game more than makes up for this by having a much more enjoyable and coherent narrative and extremely fun gameplay that isn’t constantly broken up by cutscenes… which, when it comes down to it, is important in its own right. Snake Eater is a rock-solid game all in pretty much every department, so the fact that it isn’t quite as deep thematically as Sons of Liberty is practically a non-issue, as its own themes are tied into a very engaging and well-crafted narrative.

I have always gotten the distinct sense that Snake Eater was overlooked at the time of its initial release. Sons of Liberty was such a controversial release that it dampened a lot of enthusiasm for the Metal Gear franchise: while Sons of Liberty sold over 7 million copies, Snake Eater only managed around 4 million on its initial release. I can remember back around 2008 that “best of Metal Gear” lists usually cited Metal Gear Solid and Sons of Liberty as being the two best games in the franchise. Ever since the HD edition re-release though, I have noticed an increasing trend as more and more people seem to have begun to acknowledge that Snake Eater is the best game in the franchise. Honestly, it’s an assessment that I have been harping ever since I first played – Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is the best game in the whole franchise, and it is my personal favourite game of all time. Even after this, possibly my 10th completion of the game, I was still having an absolute blast and the narrative’s emotional beats were still resonating with me, more than ever. If you haven’t played it before, then I would implore you to do so!

10/10

*This would later be retconned in Peace Walker to be a cover story for chronological reasons. If she went into space and then partook in the Bay of Pigs Invasion, then she would have had less than 5 days to recover from her violent re-entry. I’m not sure if this was just an oversight on Kojima’s part or if he had originally intended for The Boss’s space flight to be prior to 1961.

Retrospective: Metal Gear Solid 2 – Sons of Liberty (2001)

Welcome back to the Metal Gear retrospective! In this entry we’re going to cover the fourth game in the franchise, 2001’s Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty! After the massive, genre-defining success that was Metal Gear Solid, would Hideo Kojima’s big follow-up manage to deliver on the expectations of fans? Read on to find out…

Before we go on further, in the interest of disclosure I feel that I should mention that when I first played this game 7 or 8 years ago it was easily one of my least-favourite entries in the Metal Gear franchise (in fact, the second most popular post on this blog is about me complaining about how poorly-handled the main character is). I had only beaten it the one time though, so the replay required for this retrospective has given me a much-needed refresher. I was especially curious to replay it because, in recent years, the game has gotten a major reassessment and I have heard it hailed as Kojima’s “masterpiece”. Has time softened my attitude? That’s another thing for you to keep an eye on as we continue onwards…

(I originally played this game on PS2. For the purposes of this retrospective, I played the Substance re-release contained in the HD re-release on PS3. In case you’re curious, the only real differences between the standard release and Substance are a bunch of VR missions and some very negligible differences in the environments.)

DEVELOPMENT
After the massive success of Metal Gear Solid cemented Solid Snake’s exploits in popular culture, the world was eager for a follow-up as the game left many plot threads dangling. Shortly after completing Metal Gear Soliddevelopment on a sequel began in 1999. Not really having another story in mind kind of came back to bite Kojima in the ass as he tried to figure out what direction to take the game.

The game was plagued with real-world issues which made settling on a story difficult. Apparently the game was originally meant to involve nuclear weapons inspections in Iraq and Iran, with Snake having to take out Metal Gear on board an aircraft carrier within a time limit. Liquid Snake was also supposed to be the villain, probably because Kojima expressed regret over killing him off when he found out how popular he was. However, this plot was dropped after about a half a year into the project when tensions in the Middle East made such a story unappealing. The aircraft carrier concept was carried over into the final game though, being reworked into Sons of Liberty‘s prologue “Tanker” chapter.

The final game also received some major cuts as it was set in Manhattan and released mere months after 9/11. As a result, a major scene near the end of the game depicting Arsenal Gear crashing into Manhattan was removed, as was a scene where Raiden causes an American flag to cover Solidus Snake’s body. Raiden’s name was also altered in the Japanese version, as there were concerns that “Raiden” was too similar to “Bin Laden”. Bizarrely, the game was originally going to be titled Metal Gear Solid III, with the Roman numerals representing the Manhattan skyline. Naturally, if they had actually decided to carry through with this, then 9/11 would have screwed this idea as well.

Also, no mention of Sons of Liberty‘s development would be complete without mentioning the marketing. Kojima pulled off one of the biggest trolls ever when he centered all of the game’s hype around Solid Snake. Raiden was a periphery character in the marketing and the people who actually noticed him, naturally, expected that he would be nothing more than a supporting sidekick…

PLOT SUMMARY
Picking up 2 years after the Shadow Moses incident, Snake and Otacon have gone on to create Philanthropy, an NGO with the express purpose of exposing and preventing Metal Gear proliferation. Otacon receives intel on a new type of Metal Gear, codenamed RAY, which is being transported through the New York Harbour by the US Marines. Snake sneaks aboard the tanker with the intention of photographing RAY and exposing it to the public. Shortly after arriving, the tanker begins to be swept and captured by Russian mercenaries led by Sergei Gurlukovich. Snake makes his way past the mercenaries to the bridge, where he discovers that the tanker is headed 500 miles past the Bermudas to test RAY. Snake then encounters Gurlukovich’s pregnant daughter, Olga, who engages Snake in a gun battle. Snake tranquilizes her, but is unexpectedly photographed by a Cypher UAV after the fight.

Snake then heads into the core of the ship, fighting his way past the mercenaries until he finds the remaining Marines listening to a presentation by commander Scott Dolph about Metal Gear RAY’s capabilities, unaware that the tanker has been hijacked in the interim. Snake manages to get his pictures of RAY and uploads them to Otacon before Revolver Ocelot suddenly arrives and interrupts the meeting. Sergei Gurlukovich and his soldiers arrive and hold the Marines at gunpoint. Sergei celebrates that they will use RAY to restore Russia to glory, but Ocelot turns on him – he reveals that he will deliver it to “The Patriots”. Ocelot then shoots Dolph and Gurlukovich as well as anyone who tries to stop him. He then blows a hole in the tanker’s hull using SEMTEX and hijacks RAY. Snake tries to stop Ocelot, but his sudden appearance causes Ocelot to begin to spasm and speak like Liquid Snake. It turns out that Ocelot had grafted Liquid’s arm onto his severed hand following the Shadow Moses incident, but that this has had the side effect of allowing Liquid’s consciousness to possess Ocelot. He then escapes in RAY, apparently leaving Snake and most of the Marines and Russian mercenaries dead from the sinking.

The game then fast forwards 2 years later. The tanker’s sinking has been covered up, being claimed as an environmental disaster which has necessitated the construction of an offshore cleanup facility called the “Big Shell”. During a government inspection, a terrorist group calling themselves the “Sons of Liberty”, led by disavowed special forces unit Dead Cell, capture the Big Shell using Gurlukovich mercenaries and take the 30 people hostage – including the US President, James Johnson. A single soldier from FOXHOUND, code-named “Raiden”, is sent in to rescue the hostages while two SEAL Teams attempt to secure the President. Raiden is told that the Sons of Liberty are demanding $30 billion or they will destroy the Big Shell, causing the worst environmental disaster in history in the process.

As Raiden gets aboard the Big Shell via underwater infiltration, he immediately discovers an intruder has beaten him into the facility, leaving unconscious guards in their wake. Raiden’s commanding officer, The Colonel, orders Raiden to proceed with caution. He also reveals that Raiden’s girlfriend, a systems analyst named Rosemary, will be aiding them on this mission. Raiden is incensed by this unexpected revelation, but reluctantly goes along with it. Listening in on the SEAL Teams, Raiden discovers that Team Alpha has located the President but their transmission is cut off as they are attacked. Raiden hurries to help them, but discovers that the unit has been massacred by a mysterious, knife-wielding Dead Cell member named Vamp and that the President is missing. Vamp attacks Raiden, but is prevented from killing him as a man dressed like a SEAL arrives and fires at him. Vamp escapes and the SEAL introduces himself as Iroquois Pliskin.

Raiden leaves Pliskin behind before moving to SEAL Team Bravo to try to catch up to the President. However, he finds SEAL Team Bravo engaged in a gunfight with Dead Cell member, Fortune. Despite firing hundreds of rounds and a grenade launcher at Fortune, the SEAL Team is baffled as their shots curve around her and the grenade fails to detonate. Fortune and Vamp secure the President and Fortune fires a railgun at SEAL Team Bravo, killing everyone and destroying much of the connecting bridge in the process.

The Colonel then informs Raiden that C4 has been placed all around the Big Shell. Raiden is ordered to disarm the C4 as his new priority objective. To help with this, he locates bomb disposal expert Peter Stillman, who was brought aboard with SEAL Team Bravo, and runs into Pliskin again. Stillman explains that the C4 is the doing of Dead Cell member Fatman, a protege of Stillman’s. Following Stillman’s advice, Raiden and Pliskin spread out across the Big Shell to locate and disarm the C4 charges. They have a suspiciously-easy time doing this, until Pliskin discovers that there is an enormous amount of C4 placed on the lower levels of Struts A and H. Raiden disarms the C4 in Strut A, but Stillman is killed when attempting to disarm explosives in Strut H. Attempting to leave Strut A, Raiden is ambushed by Fortune. He is unable to land a shot on her, but manages to buy himself an opening when a deflected bullet curves into Vamp’s head, apparently killing him. Fortune is distraught, allowing Raiden a chance to escape and confront Fatman, who has issued him a challenge. After Raiden leaves though, Vamp is revealed to still be alive. Raiden then tracks down Fatman, who reveals that he is not interested in Dead Cell’s objectives. He only wanted to surpass Peter Stillman and become the greatest bomber in history by destroying the Big Shell. He begins planting bombs all across their battlegrounds, but Raiden disarms them and kills Fatman.

With the threat of the bombs eliminated, The Colonel then orders Raiden to rescue the President. As he moves to do so, he is confronted by a cyborg ninja named “Mr. X”. Mr. X informs him that one of the hostages, a secret service agent named Richard Ames, knows the President’s location. Mr. X also tells him that the Sons of Liberty have nuclear strike capability, since the Big Shell is a cover-up site for a new Metal Gear. Raiden then makes his way to Ames, who tells him the President is in the Shell 2 core and is cooperating with the terrorists. When questioning Ames about the $30 billion ransom, Ames explains that there is no threat or ransom being made – the terrorists have always planned to launch a nuke over Manhattan to cause an EMP pulse and “liberate” it. Raiden and Ames are then interrupted by Ocelot, who begins accusing Ames of being a spy before Ames dies of a heart attack. Ocelot then attempts to capture Raiden, but is saved by Mr. X, who allows him to escape.

Raiden begins heading to the Shell 2 core, but is stopped by a man calling himself Solid Snake. Pliskin arrives in a helicopter piloted by Otacon and begins firing at the imposter. “Solid Snake” escapes and climbs aboard a Harrier gunship, piloted by Vamp. The Harrier then begins to strafe Raiden, Pliskin and Otacon, but Raiden manages to shoot it down. “Solid Snake” loses an eye from the attack, but before the Harrier can crash, Metal Gear RAY arrives and catches it before fleeing. Pliskin reveals that he is the real Solid Snake and that he faked his death 2 years earlier using Liquid Snake’s body to create a false DNA match. He explains that he and Otacon have come to the Big Shell to stop the new Metal Gear prototype and to rescue Otacon’s sister, Emma Emmerich.

Raiden then makes his way through the ruined Shell 2 struts and proceeds into the core. He makes contact with President Johnson, who is resigned to his fate. He begins to tell Raiden about The Patriots, a secret organization which rules over America and the rest of the world. He claims that The Patriots are run by twelve men called the Wisemen’s Committee, and that the leader of the Sons of Liberty was the previous President, George Sears aka Solidus Snake, the third clone from the “Les Enfants Terrible” project. He reveals that Solidus was behind the Shadow Moses incident, but was forced to step down from his presidency by The Patriots. This led Solidus to want to challenge The Patriots for supremacy, whereas President Johnson just wanted to be allowed to join their organization, using the terrorist takeover as leverage to be brought into the organization. Johnson also reveals that the Big Shell was a cover-up, but not for the construction of Metal Gear RAY – it was actually housing an enormous, mobile fortress called Arsenal Gear which was defended by mass-produced, unmanned RAYs. While Arsenal Gear had control over the US military network and nuclear arsenal, its true purpose was to censor the Internet and digital communication by using an AI called “GW”. Johnson gives Raiden a disc containing a worm cluster which will eradicate GW and tells him to locate Emma Emmerich to use it. He then orders Raiden to shoot him, but Raiden refuses. When he tries to wrestle the gun from Raiden, he is unexpectedly shot by Ocelot, who then immediately leaves.

After conferring with Snake and Otacon, Raiden heads into the basement levels of the Shell 2 core to locate Emma. On the way, he is confronted by Vamp. The pair battle in a small purification chamber, but Raiden overcomes him, sending him sinking into the depths of the sea. Raiden then makes his way to Emma, who reveals that she was the creator of the GW AI, but that it isn’t yet complete as it lacks the ability to properly judge and filter information.

With the lower levels of the core beginning to sink, Raiden discovers that Emma is afraid of water after a childhood accident where her step-father drowned himself to death, and nearly dragging her down with him. Raiden convinces Emma to overcome her fears and leads her out of the sinking core. With most of Shell 2 destroyed, Raiden and Emma make their way to the perimeter oil fence to get back to Shell 1. Emma makes her way across with Raiden and Snake providing cover fire with their PSG-1 sniper rifles. However, just before she reaches Shell 1, Vamp appears from the sea and grabs her. Raiden shoots Vamp, but he is too late – Vamp stabs her, leaving her mortally wounded. Snake and Raiden hurry into the Shell 1 core with her to meet up with Otacon and input the virus and destroy GW. Emma and Otacon reconcile just as she succumbs to her wound, but the virus fails to install as they had expected. With the virus failing to stop GW, Snake and Raiden deduce that the only thing they can do now is get inside of Arsenal Gear and take out Solidus while Otacon flies the hostages back to shore. Snake then mentions to Raiden that they will need a hand getting inside, at which point Mr. X appears and reveals that they are actually Olga Gurlukovich in disguise. Olga unexpectedly knocks Raiden out.

Raiden awakens naked, strapped to a torture bed with Solidus and Ocelot watching over him. Solidus (who is now wearing an eyepatch over his lost eye) reveals that he actually knows Raiden – he was an orphaned child soldier who he commanded during the Liberian Civil War. He was Solidus’ greatest student, which earned the nickname “Jack the Ripper”. After Solidus and Ocelot leave, Olga arrives and tells Raiden that The Patriots kidnapped her child at birth. She reveals that she was ordered to aid him in his mission or The Patriots would terminate the child. She tells him that Snake is nearby and then orchestrates his means for escape. Raiden makes his way through Arsenal Gear as The Colonel’s transmissions become increasingly strange. He finally meets up with Snake, who apologizes for his earlier “betrayal”, but claims that it was necessary to get aboard Arsenal Gear. He then provides Raiden with a high-frequency blade, courtesy of Olga, and the pair battle their way into the core of the fortress. Otacon then reveals that The Colonel wasn’t a real person, they were actually just a Patriot AI who has been manipulating Raiden this whole time. Raiden begins to question what is real and what isn’t when Fortune arrives. She accuses Snake of killing her father, Scott Dolph, 2 years earlier during the tanker incident. Snake tells Raiden to go on ahead while he deals with Fortune and Raiden obeys.

Raiden makes his way to a platform where Solidus calls out to him, claiming that Raiden is just a pawn in the S3 plan, a “Solid Snake Simulation” which would use VR training to mold Raiden into a warrior on the same level as Solid Snake. Raiden is then forced to fight Arsenal Gear’s entire fleet of Metal Gear RAYs. He destroys many of them, but there are so many of them that he is unable to keep fighting. Solidus then emerges and is about to kill Raiden when Olga suddenly appears. She saves Raiden’s life, saying that his life, and consequently her child’s, is more important than her own as Solidus shoots her in the head with his P90. Solidus then tries to get the RAY fleet to finish off Raiden, but they begin to malfunction due to Emma’s virus. Furious, Solidus destroys the remaining RAYs just as Fortune arrives with Snake as her prisoner.

Solidus then reveals his true plan: to use GW to locate The Patriots and eliminate them one-by-one. Meanwhile, the other Sons of Liberty would unintentionally serve as a diversion using Arsenal Gear. Ocelot laughs at this and reveals that everything that has happened was actually orchestrated by The Patriots all along, with all the similarities to the Shadow Moses incident being the real S3 plan to mold Raiden into a Solid Snake-calibre soldier. The only thing they hadn’t anticipated was the arrival of the real Snake, which is why The Colonel had continually cautioned Raiden not to rely on him as he wasn’t a part of the mission. Ocelot then shoots Fortune, revealing at her supernatural abilities were the results of Patriot electromagnetic technology. Ocelot climbs aboard Metal Gear RAY and attempts to kill everyone, but Fortune summons enough strength to stand and somehow manifests psychic powers to deflect the missiles before dying. Outraged, Ocelot prepares to finish the others when his arm begins to spasm and he is possessed by Liquid Snake once again. Liquid Ocelot reveals that he is the one who leaked information on Arsenal Gear to Philanthropy in order to draw Snake out to the Big Shell and allow him to possess Ocelot for good. With Ocelot’s knowledge on The Patriot’s location, he intends to destroy them and establish Outer Heaven once again. He sets Arsenal Gear on a collision course with Manhattan and then escapes in RAY. Breaking free from his restraints, Snake dives off of Arsenal Gear in pursuit.

Solidus and Raiden are helpless to stop Arsenal Gear as it crashes into New York City and obliterates much of the Lower West Side of the city before coming to a stop at Federal Hall. Solidus and Raiden fall onto the roof of Federal Hall where Solidus begins to explain his motives to Raiden. The Les Enfants Terrible children were engineered without the ability to reproduce, meaning that Solidus won’t be able to pass his genes on to another generation. He explains that all that he wants is to be remembered in history, but if The Patriots remain in control, they will suppress knowledge of him or twist it into a monstrosity. He reveals that his desires are borne not out of greed, but out of a desire to restore freedom which has been snatched away by The Patriots.

The Patriots AI then contacts Raiden via Codec. They explain that the digital age has led to the proliferation of “junk information” which will remain forever. Previously, society advanced by selectively retaining information which became what we know as history. With the “truth” of our present freely available to future generations, this knowledge will threaten social progress. The Patriots reveal that the S3 plan does not stand for “Solid Snake Simulation”, but rather “Selection for Societal Sanity” and that the Big Shell incident was a test for their crisis management capabilities. Believing their judgement to be superior, The Patriots feel that they are in a position to determine what information will be passed on to future generations, claiming that humans prefer courtesy and political correctness over the acceptance of unpleasant truths. They then order Raiden to kill Solidus, threatening to kill Olga’s child and Rosemary if he fails to comply. Solidus then reveals that he needs to kill Raiden as well, because the nanomachines in his head can be used to determine the location of The Patriots. Provoking Raiden, he also reveals that he was the one who killed Raiden’s parents. The pair battle with high-frequency blades, but Raiden overcomes his spiritual father and severs his spine. Solidus falls from the roof of Federal Hall and lands at the feet of a statue of George Washington before he succumbs to his wounds.

Raiden climbs down and Snake appears, revealing that he still has Emma’s virus disc. He deduces that, since it was programmed to censor the names of The Patriots’ leaders, it would therefore have some sort of indicator as to what those names were in the first place and that they will hunt down The Patriots with this information. Raiden tries to come with him, but Snake tells him to stay and do what he needs to. Rosemary then appears as Snake departs, and the two are reunited as they vow to make a new life together as Rose is pregnant with Raiden’s child.

In the post-credits sequence, Otacon announces that he has deduced the identity of The Patriots, but is perplexed to discover that all 12 of them have been dead for over 100 years and that 1 of them is one of Philanthropy’s biggest contributors. Snake realizes that this information is a false lead, leaving them unable to figure out how to proceed…

GAMEPLAY & DESIGN
Much like previous Metal Gear games, Sons of Liberty iterates on the mechanics of previous games, bringing with it some pretty big improvements. The biggest addition is the first-person shooting controls, which make combat in the game significantly more fun and viable. This also opens up a number of new infiltration techniques, from hold-ups, to expanded chokeholds, to using enemies as human shields. First person controls require quite a bit of acclimation to use effectively though. For one thing, the control scheme itself is really convoluted. You have to hold R1 to go into first person mode, then square to aim a weapon before releasing square to shoot. However, if you want to lean then you also have to press L2/R2 (or both), meaning that you can easily be pressing upwards of 5 buttons to perform a complex action (R1 for first person mode, square to shoot, L2+R2 to lean upwards and X to stand up in one single attack). The game also makes prodigious use of pressure-sensitive controls, which make assault rifles and grenades extremely difficult to use effectively. Basically, you have to half-press the square button to bring up the rifle and then press it fully to fire, meaning that you can easily fire it by mistake. This basically forces you to rely on the single-shot pistols as much as possible. You can also holster a weapon without firing by slowly depressing the square button, but this is not always successful – I’d hate to be on a non-lethal playthrough and then accidentally shoot an enemy in the head because of this stupid control scheme. There are also no sensitivity options and it can be hard to line up a shot, especially in the heat of combat. That said though, the first person aiming makes both combat and sneaking far more fun and strategic than it was in previous Metal Gear games, even if the controls make getting used to it a hassle.

Sons of Liberty makes a lot of smaller improvements to the gameplay as well though. The camera isn’t nearly as awful anymore and tends to show more of the environment. The first person aiming helps here quite a bit as well, meaning that you’re not being forced to shoot at enemies off-screen all the time. The game also applies significantly more cinematic camera angles which display more useful sightlines. Unfortunately, this is a double-edged sword, as the cinematic angles also leave you completely blind much of the time. As a consolation, peeking around corners and pressing against walls is now strongly incentivized to proceed safely, and the right analog stick can now be used to move the camera in this view.

The game also opens up more sneaking options which make gameplay styles much more freeform. One new addition which I love is the addition of the roll, which can be used to get into cover quickly or to stun enemies. You can also shoot security cameras, which is a long-overdue addition for the series. Unconscious, dead or held-up soldiers can also be shaken to steal items, although I didn’t find this strategy to be particularly necessary during my playthrough as equipment is provided in sufficient numbers and whether an enemy will actually drop something seems to be random. However, one very fun and challenging bonus objective is the ability to acquire dog tags from enemies. If you hold up an enemy, you can force them to give you their dog tag, which was a very fun diversion which actually tests your sneaking skills quite a bit! I also quite like the introduction of “adult literature” which can be used to distract guards and set up traps. It’s also worth noting that Sons of Liberty is the first Metal Gear game to allow for 100% non-lethal gameplay and to make it challenging yet viable with the introduction of non-lethal chokeholds and the tranquilizer pistol.

Sons of Liberty also stands out from its predecessors due to the absolutely enormous graphical leap between it and Metal Gear Solid. While Metal Gear Solid had very rudimentary shapes and suggestive textures that left a lot to the imagination, Sons of Liberty is very detailed, particularly its character models. This is also aided by the game’s attention to detail, which is absolutely insane. While the environments can be very claustrophobic and small, they are jam-packed with little details which bring them to life. For example, during the Tanker chapter, rain bounces off of objects in the environment and the Marines’ hoods actually “blow” in the wind, which really sells the setting. These little touches just permeate throughout the entire game and are frankly mind-blowing even in comparison to modern games: tranquilizers are actually visible and stay in enemies’ bodies, walking in puddles will leave footprint trails, ice cubes actually melt over time, you can slip and fall on bird shit, swarms of bugs crawl around on the floor, shell casings and spent magazines will litter the floor during gun battles, trying to roll up stairs will knock you flat on your ass and even walking in front of a urinal will cause it to flush! That last detail really struck me as an example of the insane desire for authenticity which no other game developer would even bother with or which no player would even expect to be included.

Despite the gameplay improvements that it makes though, Sons of Liberty can’t help but take a couple steps backward. For one thing, during the Plant chapter, the Soliton radar system now has to be manually activated every time you enter a new area. This might have been done due to complaints that the radar was too important in Metal Gear Solid, but withholding it for arbitrary reasons is not a good solution. Having no radar makes infiltrating new areas a very unwelcome experience as you attempt to track down the area’s terminal as quickly as possible. This also makes the cinematic camera angles a pain in the ass, since you often won’t even know if there’s an enemy nearby and can easily stumble into enemies unfairly.

Sons of Liberty also suffers from having a really boring environment in the Plant chapter, especially in comparison to Shadow Moses and the Tanker chapter. The Big Shell is a mostly-uniform environment which only changes somewhat inside each strut and the cores. It can be difficult to remember which room is which due to the layout of the shells. The Big Shell is also a very puny map – you only really get to explore Shell 1, because Shell 2 gets blown up, meaning that you only get to see the outside of a couple struts, the core and a little bit of one of the struts as you head down the ladder to the oil fence. Subsequent games have been kind to the Big Shell though, as its design has been reused and lent gravitas through retcons. Players who have played through latter Metal Gear games might attribute the Big Shell with additional meaning which was not actually intended when it was first released.

There is also an extended set piece which many people have expressed quite a bit of frustration over. This is the swimming sequence which ends up also being an escort mission as Raiden leads Emma out of Shell 2. Personally, I found these swimming segments to actually not be all that difficult, but when it turns into an escort mission it definitely starts to become frustrating. Emma’s O2 meter is pathetically small, meaning that you have to travel between oxygen pockets as fast as possible or Emma will start losing health. She’s not much better on land either, because she makes Raiden extremely slow and he can’t shoot when guiding her (plus all that they did in this section was obviously slow down both of their movement animations which just look awkward). This is thankfully not a major frustration as you can let her go to shoot at cypher drones or guards, meaning that you really don’t have to worry about her dying on you constantly. The only time you have to worry about her wandering into enemy fire is during the sniping section on the oil fence, when she will just keep walking into claymores and gunfire while you wrestle with the awful, random scope sway that has carried over from Metal Gear Solid. Thankfully, the game is balanced in such a way that you shouldn’t be forced to redo these sections much (if at all), but those who hate water levels and escort missions in particular will not be thrilled by this extended set piece.

Sons of Liberty also carries over some of the series’ persistent legacy issues. Foremost among these are the card keys, but thankfully they have been streamlined to the point of near obsolescence. Sons of Liberty carries over Metal Gear Solid‘s improvements to this system, giving you “one security card to rule them all” at any time. In addition, the number of key card rooms in the game is significantly reduced, being cut down to basically just an armoury, the access point to the oil fence and a couple story-based progression points. Finally, the key cards don’t even need to be equipped in order to access a key card room, making me wonder why they even bothered to include them in this game at all. Thankfully, this marks the last time that key cards are a major progression method in a Metal Gear game, and they will not be missed.

Seriously, screw you.

The Plant chapter also features quite a bit of backtracking, but it has been utilized in a much more bite-sized, sneaky manner due to the map layout. The Big Shell is laid out in a hexagonal-shape, meaning that you can go around its circumference to get to objectives. In a typical playthrough, you’re probably going to circle the Big Shell twice before backtracking a couple more times along its right side to get into and out of the core. Thankfully, due to the relatively small size of the Big Shell, it is quite easy to navigate and does not feel particularly intrusive or like a transparent attempt to pad out the game’s length.

Sons of Liberty also has to have arguably some of the most challenging enemy AI in the entire franchise. For one thing, their vision cones have been subtly extended – the cones visible on the radar are just the area where you will be instantly spotted, but guards can also spot you from outside this area and prompt an investigation. In addition to the enemy’s detection tricks from previous games, bodies also no longer disappear as soon as they die, which means that you have to quickly hide bodies out of sight (including in lockers as a new feature) or enemy patrols will discover them. In this way, killing is actually actively discouraged as you only get about 10-15 seconds to move about freely before the enemy’s HQ radios them for a status report and then sends in a heavily-armed patrol unit to investigate and increase security. These patrol units are extremely imposing with their riot shields, body armour and shotguns and can pose a significant problem if you end up getting spotted. They are also just impressive to witness as they actually use SWAT formations and room clearing tactics, which are highlighted with a cinematic overlay in the top right corner where you can witness their sweep in action. If you do get spotted though, you actually now have a few intense seconds to save your ass as enemies have to radio for backup. You can actually tip the odds in your favour by shooting the enemy’s radio, but normally I’ll just go for a tranquilizer headshot. This addition makes alerts a little fairer, while simultaneously making getting spotted much more intense as you attempt to stop enemies from bearing down on you from all angles. Finally, for the first time in the series’ history, enemy conditions are persistent if you leave an area – if you knock out or kill a guard and then come back within a short time frame, then they will still be in the same place.

As a side-note, I also noticed some really strange, but minor, issues with the HD edition which I’m not sure were present in the original release. For example, during the iconic opening cinematic of the game, the framerate drops significantly when car headlights are shown. I’m not sure if this is just poor optimization or what, but you’d think that if they could render the headlights on PS2, such lighting effects would be trivial on PS3. More concerning though is the lag with the Codec, which can vary anywhere from 1 to 3 seconds every single time you use it. Considering how frequent Codec calls are in this game, this is a pretty noticeable irritation. The upscaling from fullscreen to widescreen has also been handled rather inelegantly. During the sniping section as you try to cross from Shell 1 to Shell 2, I noticed that the camera is supposed to zoom in on semtex and controllers, but it inexplicably zooms in above both of them, suggesting to me that the remaster team didn’t bother to make sure that the camera was properly lined up during this cinematic. Radar overlays (such as oxygen pockets and the bomb “scents”) are also not properly synced with the radar itself, as you can easily notice that they are both moving at different speeds when displayed on the radar. These are rather small issues that hardly sink the game, but they are noticeable and made me wonder just how much work really went into the remastering of this game.

This brings us though to what is probably the biggest “gameplay” issue with Sons of Liberty: the wildly imbalanced gameplay-to-cutscene ratio. The Tanker chapter is a great opening to the game with a gameplay-cutscene ratio on par with Metal Gear Solid. It took me about 2 leisurely hours to get through, with probably around 3/4 of that consisting of actual gameplay. However, during the Tanker chapter, the extended cutscenes and codec calls just become overbearing as you are often forced to sit through 10-30 minute long cutscenes before you get to play again. I’d estimate that my first hour on the Big Shell was probably 90-95% cutscenes. You basically get bombarded with a new explanatory cutscene every time you enter a new area or when an event happens. For example, when you reach the President you sit through a 20-30 minute long cutscene before you finally get back in control… and then as soon as you exit the room you have to sit through another 10 minutes of cutscenes. The big showdown with Metal Gear RAY also marks one of the most ridiculous sets of cutscenes as literally every character betrays one another over the course of 40 minutes and the truth of one single plot point (the S3 plan) is revealed to be another deception three separate times. The Plant chapter took me around 9 hours to complete, but I’d be shocked if more than 4 of those hours involved actual gameplay – the game seriously has that many extended cutscenes breaking it up. Making things worse is the fact that you can’t pause any of them, so hopefully you don’t have to go to the bathroom in the middle of one or you’re going to have a hell of a time trying to figure out the game’s plot.

While the plot is arguably the real draw of any Metal Gear game, the sheer amount of cutscenes just become overbearing in Sons of Liberty and mark the first time when they really started to interrupt the gameplay significantly. I’ve mulled over why exactly they bug me so much in Sons of Liberty, especially since many later Metal Gear games have just as many (if not more and/or longer) cutscenes as this one. I think I have deduced the answer though, and that is that the gameplay and story for a significant portion of the Plant chapter is just not all that interesting. Up until Raiden gets onto Arsenal Gear, most of the plot of the Plant chapter consists of Raiden, a character without much of a personality at this point in the game, performing busywork for reasons which we already know are lies. Furthermore, while the gameplay itself can be quite fun, it is also rather mundane (bomb disposal and sneaking around enemy troops) and is very infrequently broken up by boss encounters. It makes it hard to be invested in the things going on in the cutscenes when you aren’t particularly enthused with the events going on within the game and when the game itself is constantly invalidating what you were told previously. However, Sons of Liberty really starts to pick up in the last couple hours as Raiden gets a personality and a high-frequency blade and goes on a crazy killing spree. It’s a ton of fun to hack and slash with the blade and gives him a very unique flavour which sets him apart from Solid Snake very well. This marks the game’s definite high-point, although by this point unfortunately much of the game has already come and gone.
 
Also, I think I do have to give the game credit for not forcing me to endure another button mashing torture sequence, despite having the chance to do so. I think I would have screamed obscenities if it had…
 
The boss battles are fun overall, but they are far more infrequent than they were in Metal Gear Solid. The battle against Olga Gurlukovich has some really fun twists with really challenge the player’s skills with the new first-person aiming system, but you don’t even fight another boss character until 4 or 5 hours later when you encounter Fortune. If you know what you’re doing, then this encounter doesn’t even count as a boss battle either, because she is unkillable. You basically just have to hide for a couple minutes until the battle ends itself before heading off to kill Fatman. At least his fight is quite fun – bomb disposal is one of the funnest parts of the game and Fatman’s fight utilizes it in spades. Unfortunately, Fatman himself doesn’t attack all that much, making this fight extremely easy, but it is still an enjoyable battle. The Harrier fight is also very similar to the Hind D battle from Metal Gear Solid, but with the main difference being that the Harrier has much more attacks available to it, a less-predictable pattern and there are 2 levels that you can attack it from. It’s still not very difficult, but it is definitely an improvement on the Hind battles from Metal Gear games past. Vamp is a little bit like Psycho Mantis and Olga in that he can’t be hit using auto-aim, meaning that you have to be really good with first person aim to take him down. He also has some cool attacks, such as pinning down your shadow with a knife, but the fight itself is quite easy. Unfortunately, the fight versus Metal Gear RAY is a big disappointment compared to REX. You end up fighting 3 at a time, meaning that their attacks are infrequent and their health bars have to be stymied to keep the fight from dragging on. Luckily they have a weak point, where you shoot a leg and then shoot their exposed mouths, which can be really intense to juggle while avoiding incoming missiles. The fight is super easy and dodging attacks is a trivial task, but it goes on for so long that it turns into a grind. Luckily, the final fight against Solidus is very fun as it requires you to use the high-frequency blade. It’s a little bit like a Ninja Gaiden showdown where you have to be careful about the timing of your attacks and avoid Solidus’ attack patterns. It is a hell of a lot of fun, and a great way to cap off the game.
STORY & CHARACTER ANALYSIS

If Metal Gear Solid represented Kojima’s the first steps into mature storytelling, then Sons of Liberty is the overconfident, adult strides. While the game’s actual narrative is convoluted mish-mash (which I will get to later), there’s no denying that Kojima really knocks the ball out of the park by imbuing Sons of Liberty with deep, existential themes. Remember, this was back in 2001, when gaming was still seen as a nerdy pursuit, when video game storytelling was still a tertiary concern outside of JRPGs and when “are games capable of being art?” was a very hotly debated subject. Sons of Liberty is often cited as the first “Post-Modern” video game, and honestly it is a very apt descriptor due to its deconstructions of society and the relationship between the player and the game itself. As a result, the fourth-wall breaks which had been a part of the series since the beginning actually become integrated into the message of the game itself:

Snake: “War as a video game – what better way to raise the ultimate soldier.”

Raiden: “So you’re saying that VR is some kind of mind control?”

Raiden: “This is like a bad dream I can’t wake up from. […] This doesn’t feel real.”

In some ways, Raiden himself seems to be meant to be a representation of the player. At the beginning of the game, you are asked to fill out your name, which becomes Raiden’s name on his dog tags in the final cutscene. Raiden also makes numerous references to VR training and simulations, which we are clearly meant to understand as being a reference to the player’s own experiences playing video games. As the game progresses though, Raiden begins to gain his own personality and desire to live his own life as he chooses. When the player ceases to control Raiden in the final cutscene, Raiden symbolically throws the dog tags away, signifying that he is now free to make his own decisions.

Furthermore, Kojima constantly messes with player expectations in order to leave them off balance and question the “reality” of the game itself. The big reveal that Raiden is the player character is perhaps the first, and most obvious, example of this. The sequence where Raiden runs around naked in Arsenal Gear while The Colonel calls him with such amazingly quotable lines as “I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!” is probably the best example though, as by this point the player has settled into the game when it suddenly leaves them entirely flabbergasted. The fourth wall breaks become constant as well, as The Colonel urges Raiden to “turn off the console” – a line which has a double-meaning, as it is also a direct reference to the original Metal Gear. Metal Gear and Metal Gear Solid are both invoked during this sequence, which messes with the player’s own history with the series by directly breaking the “immersion” which so many players consider to be a crucial aspect of taking a game seriously. The game also gives you a number of fake game over screens as you progress through areas of Arsenal Gear which literally describe you as advancing up backwards out of its asshole. It’s absolutely bizarre and basically impossible to play through without being constantly reminded of the fictional construction of the game itself.

In fact, the constant references to the fictional nature of the game have prompted many players to question whether we are intended to take the game’s events “literally” or rather whether it is intended to be a VR simulation. They also cite the numerous “references” to Metal Gear Solid as an example of this, that Sons of Liberty is indeed simulating the player’s memories of the first game. For one thing, I think this is missing the forest for the trees – I believe that the game is trying to make the player aware that the game is game, rather than it being a game within a game. I believe very strongly that the events of the game are meant to be taken as things which are actually happening within the game’s world, because otherwise much of the narrative serves absolutely no purpose. For example, there is absolutely nothing in the Tanker chapter to suggest that the events of it are anything other than the “truth”. From there, the pieces of the VR simulation theory just begin to fall apart, because if the Tanker chapter actually happened then why would that be then followed up by a VR simulation? How does that make narrative sense? Where is the closure? I think that some people would suggest that things like this and the numerous nonsensical plot twists that populate the game’s narrative are also meant to make absolutely no sense and simply exist to make the players confused on an existential level. This, however, just gives Kojima simultaneously too much and too little credit for his storytelling abilities in my opinion, when realizing that the VR simulation is the game that you are literally playing is the actual intent is so much easier to believe.

Sons of Liberty also builds on the genetics theme from Metal Gear Solid, evolving it to the next most logical level with the concept of “memes“. Put simply, memes are like the cultural version of genes, where information, concepts and ideas are passed on from generation to generation. Much like genes in Metal Gear Solid, the concept of memes are what drives the motivations of many of the characters in Sons of Liberty. One of the more subtle examples of this is the character of Fatman. It can also be discerned that Fatman turns on Dead Cell and becomes an agent of The Patriots because he believes that doing so will allow him to become remembered as the greatest bomber in all of history. After all, if he remained a part of Dead Cell, then his existence and ambitions would have been covered up and controlled by others.

Perhaps the most obvious characters to be linked with the meme theme though are Les Enfants Terrible, Solid and Solidus. During Sons of Liberty, Snake often encourages Raiden with his personal philosophies that he has developed over the course of his previous adventures. One particularly noteworthy quote that he makes though is Gray Fox’s dying words:

Solid Snake: “We’re not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but at least I fought for what I believe in.”

This is quote is very important for a few of reasons. First of all, it demonstrates Snake’s evolution as a character. In Metal Gear Solid he fought for little more than a sense of obligation, but by Sons of Liberty he is now a member of an NGO. Perhaps due to Gray Fox’s dying words, he has literally decided to dedicate his life in service of his morals. This quote also demonstrates the use of memes in action. Gray Fox may not have passed on his genes, but he has passed this particular meme on to Solid Snake, who has adopted it as a personal mantra. In this way, Gray Fox becomes “immortal” in a sense and is remembered. By passing it on again to Raiden, Snake perpetuates the meme, much like how genes are passed on to the next generation, although he also adapts it for his own understanding, putting his own touches on the meme:

Snake: “Find something to believe in, and find it for yourself. When you do, pass it on to the future.”

It’s also very noteworthy that the Snakes are so concerned with memes since they have all been engineered to be infertile. With no chance of passing on their genes, the Snakes will inevitably die out and be forgotten in a few short decades if they do not pass on their memes. Solidus makes this very clear in his surprisingly affecting speech with Raiden on top of Federal Hall:

Solidus Snake: “Jack, listen to me. We’re all born with an expiration date. No one lasts forever. Life is nothing but a grace period – for turning our genetic material into the next generation. The data of life is transferred from parent to child. That’s how it works. But we have no heirs, no legacy. Cloned from our father, with the ability to reproduce conveniently engineered out. What is our legacy if we cannot pass the torch? Proof of our existence – a mark of some sort. When the torch is passed on from parent to child… it extends beyond DNA; information is imparted as well. All I want is to be remembered. By other people, by history. The Patriots are trying to protect their power, their own interests, by controlling the digital flow of information. I want my memory, my existence to remain. Unlike an intron of history, I will be remembered as an exon. That will be my legacy, my mark on history. But the Patriots would deny us even that, I will triumph over the Patriots, and liberate us all. And we will become the Sons of Liberty!”

While we are led to believe that Solidus has megalomaniacal, unapologetically evil ambitions throughout the game, when he reveals that this has been his motivation all this time, it is a shockingly human and sympathetic desire: the simple wish to not be forgotten when he is gone. Most people wrestle with this sort of existential crisis, but Solidus has had the deck stacked against him at birth due to genetic tampering and the meddling of an unstoppable force pushing back against him. This actually makes his objectives seem almost noble in the end, despite the fact that he’s still a total bastard who raised child soldiers, killed Raiden’s parents and executed Olga Gurlukovich in cold blood…

Of course, much of the plot of Sons of Liberty revolves around The Patriots, a shadowy organization which exerts power through information control. Their ultimate goal throughout the game is to make their version of history the officially recognized history for future generations, meaning that they essentially want a monopoly on memes. Immediately after Solidus explains his motivations, The Patriots contact Raiden and explain their motivations in an extremely long-winded Codec call, which is clearly intended to set his ideology against theirs. Some of the most important quotes as are follows:

Patriot AI (switching between depictions of The Colonel and Rosemary): “We started with genetic engineering, and in the end, we succeeded in digitizing life itself. But there are things not covered by genetic information.”
Raiden : “What do you mean?”
Patriot AI : “Human memories, ideas. Culture. History. Genes don’t contain any record of human history. Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that information be left at the mercy of nature? We’ve always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures, symbols… from tablets to books… But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then passed on. Not unlike genes, really. That’s what history is, Jack. But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander… All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution. […] Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in ‘truth.’ And this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper. We’re trying to stop that from happening. It’s our responsibility as rulers. Just as in genetics, unnecessary information and memory must be filtered out to stimulate the evolution of the species.”
Raiden: “And you think you’re qualified to decide what’s necessary and not?”
Patriot AI: “Absolutely. Who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce, retrieve valuable truths and even interpret their meaning for later generations? That’s what it means to create context.”
Raiden: “I’ll decide for myself what to believe and what to pass on!”
Patriot AI: “But is that even your own idea? Or something Snake told you? That’s the proof of your incompetence, right there. You lack the qualifications to exercise free will.”

In short, The Patriots believe that memes are just as much a force of human evolution and adaptation as genes are traditionally thought to be. With the theoretically-limitless capabilities of digital archiving at our disposal, The Patriots believe that this sudden and permanent influx of “junk” ideas will eradicate the traditional natural selection of memes and lead to the end of humanity (in the same way that a white supremacist would believe that the propagation of “inferior” genes will lead to the destruction of humanity). As a result, The Patriots believe that they must curate information in order to maintain the development of society. This sets them at odds with Solidus: Solidus believes in personal liberty and the ability for humans to chart their own legacy, whereas The Patriots believe that only they have the necessary qualifications to determine what is in the best interest of social progression. These are all extremely interesting philosophical ideas which were very topical at the turn of the millennium and, honestly, are still very relevant today. Within the last few years, people have been beginning to really understand the permanence of the Internet as their lives are archived on social media, as election campaigns are fought with smear campaigns built on quotes from upwards of a decade ago and when shamed individuals have their entire life ruined by one moment of misunderstanding which ends up defining their existence forever. If Sons of Liberty was misunderstood and unappreciated back in 2001, this is likely because it was almost a decade before its time.

While the themes in Sons of Liberty are handled in a rather masterful fashion, the same can’t be said of the actual narrative they occur within. There are some very interesting moments in the game’s story, but I think it would be fair to say that the plot is told in an unnecessarily convoluted and sometimes just plain insane manner. The Tanker chapter is quite interesting as it does a great job of setting up its circumstances and then providing forward momentum which keeps the player invested. However, as I said in the gameplay section, the plot turns into a lot of busywork throughout the majority of the Plant chapter, which isn’t helped by the fact that that it is made very obvious to the player that nearly everyone is lying to them up until Raiden meets President Johnson. For example, from the second that Iroquois Pliskin is introduced, everyone knows that he is actually Solid Snake so all the “oh is he really a SEAL?” questioning is kind of pointless. In addition, one of the first lines of the Plant chapter reveals that The Colonel is bullshitting Raiden as he tells him that the Big Shell was built to clean up an environmental disaster, while the player knows that this is not the case. Throw in the fact that Raiden’s personality is largely withheld from the player until the last couple hours of the Plant chapter, and you get a recipe for lots of unsatisfying busywork as you try to get to the points where the plot gets interesting.

That said, even when the story starts picking up near the end, the game suddenly goes into an overdrive of plot twists. Over the course of one single stretch of cutscenes in the game’s final hour, we are treated to the following plot twists, many of which are introduced and then reversed shortly after their introduction (and note that the S3 plan is revealed and altered three separate times in this one stretch): Raiden is a product of the S3 plan, using VR to turn him into the next Solid Snake! Solidus actually wants to capture Arsenal, not the Big Shell! No wait, he didn’t want Arsenal, Fortune did and she was going to betray him! He really wanted the names and location of the Wisemen’s Committee! But wait, Ocelot screwed them all over because The Patriots were using them to pull off the S3 plan in real time! And Fortune wasn’t really psychic, it was all electromagnets that she had hidden on her for years now without knowing! But wait, it turns out that she actually does have psychic powers! How fortuitous! But then Ocelot betrays himself and then goes to destroy the Patriots as Liquid Ocelot! Wait, Solidus wasn’t a bad guy at all, he was trying to free the world from The Patriots! But wait, The Patriots are trying to keep the world’s information from destroying humanity! Plus the S3 plan is actually an information control system that has basically nothing to do with Raiden at all! As you can no doubt see, this is the distillation of batshit insanity and basically requires multiple playthroughs to even begin to understand what is going on.

In addition to the ridiculous number of plot twists, Sons of Liberty also introduces some strange and/or problematic plot points. The most obvious of these has to be the Liquid arm twist, which is often derided as one of the most insane twists in the entire series. The idea of having Liquid Snake be able to psychically possess Ocelot is insane, even by the standards of Metal Gear‘s magical realism, as there is no real precedent for it… and that’s not even getting into the question of why Ocelot would even use Liquid as an arm donor in the first place. There’s also an incredibly strange and unnecessary plotline where Otacon tearfully explains that he was banging his stepmother, which just comes out of absolutely nowhere. I know Kojima wanted to explain why Otacon felt guilty that Emma almost drowned, but was that really the best he could come up with (that’s not even mentioning the incestual vibes between Otacon and Emma)? Kojima also sort of writes himself into a corner with Solidus – the idea that a clone of Big Boss would become president and that no one would notice this is one of the more ridiculous plot holes in the series. This was silly enough when it was revealed in Metal Gear Solid, but Sons of Liberty makes it worse when it is revealed that Solidus has been training child soldiers and that at least one of them was living in America and surely would have recognized him at some point or another. When people talk about how crazy and impenetrable Metal Gear stories are, they are referring specifically to the reputation set by Sons of Liberty. Most other games in the series can be fairly complex, but are not too difficult to follow on their own merits.*

On the more positive side of things though, The Patriots were a great introduction in my opinion. Having a conspiracy theory-style Illuminati controlling world events from behind the scenes makes for some fascinating plot developments. They are also foreshadowed in very clever ways, such as having Solidus and Fortune be referred to as “King” and “Queen” respectively, suggesting that they are just playing pieces in The Patriots’ chess game. The skull-faced Colonel also seems to be a reference to John Carpenter’s They Live, a film which tackles similar themes. Kojima also does a great job of hinting at what their roles were in previous games, which goes a long way to retconning those games to have much deeper and more interesting background conflicts. However, they are somewhat dampened by the fact that literally every single named character in Sons of Liberty knows that they exist except for Raiden and Peter Stillman**. I’m not even exaggerating either: Scott Dolph, Snake, Otacon, the Gurlukovich family, the Sons of Liberty, the President, Richard Ames, Emma Emmerich – they’re all aware of this supposedly “top secret” organization, which is frankly ridiculous.Perhaps the best part about The Patriots though is the fact that they allow Kojima a chance to exercise moral ambiguity. Previous Metal Gear games had rather straightforward stories with mostly-straightforward good and evil characters (although Big Boss in Solid Snake did have a certain amount of ambiguity up until the end when he reveals that he’s training child soldiers). From Sons of Liberty onward, there are very few “true” villains in the franchise, as they almost all have some sort of sympathetic motivation or tragic backstory to flesh them out, and even the heroes do not always come out unblemished. The prelude to the final battle on Federal Hall is a clear example of this. Both Solidus and The Patriots reveal an understandable level of sympathetic motivation to their actions, even if we still know that both sides are total bastards. In the end we’re left with a choice between two bad sides, but while I sympathize far more with Solidus, The Patriots have leverage over Raiden to force him to choose their ends. As a result, while Solidus is defeated, The Patriots’ position is actually strengthened and they are free to continue their information control.

Despite all this serious talk about heavy themes and games as art, Sons of Liberty still manages to be one of the funniest games in the whole franchise. In addition to aforementioned plot points which include literally running naked up Arsenal Gear’s asshole as The Colonel wigs out, Kojima also throws in tons of little details and fun abilities for the player to discover. One odd example of this is the ability to interact with Codec calls. If you press R1 or R2 when someone is talking to Raiden, he will actually say something to taunt or praise the speaker (such as “uh huh?”, “you’re crazy!” or “you’re so cute!”). In addition to the already-silly cardboard box, the game also gives you the ability to distract enemies with pornographic magazines, which is just hilarious when you manage to pull it off. I think my favourite trolling moment though is when you have to sneak through the Marines in the Tanker chapter. In addition to just messing with them by changing the projector screen displays, there is also a moment where Scott Dolph gets the Marines to set off a false alert. This was a huge troll moment for me way back when I first played this game and is one of my fondest memories of that playthrough as I seriously thought I had been spotted by everyone for a moment before I burst out laughing at Kojima’s ingenuity. Then there’s all the other little, often juvenile, details that you’ll come across, such as slipping and falling to your death on bird shit, getting pissed on by a guard and having the President of the United States come up to you and grab your balls and say, with surprise, that you’re a man. You also get a trophy for staring at bikini models in the game which is, appropriately, called “Snake Beater”. In all, this adds up to a very silly experience which kind of goes at odds with the otherwise-serious story and themes, but which no doubt makes it more enjoyable to play through.

Sons of Liberty is also unique for having two new Metal Gear models featured in the game, although both of them twist the definition of “Metal Gear” pretty significantly. The first, and most obvious, is Metal Gear RAY. This model has a very badass and iconic design. Whereas REX is bulky and imposing, RAY is sleek and efficient. However, it differs from traditional Metal Gears by not being nuclear-equipped. Rather, it is actually meant to be a counter to other Metal Gears. The other Metal Gear in the game is Arsenal Gear, which is an extremely unorthodox design for the series. It has more in common with a spaceship or a submarine rather than a Metal Gear. After all, isn’t the whole point of a Metal Gear for it to be a bipedal, nuclear-equipped tank? The only part of that which fits Arsenal Gear is the nuclear-equipped bit. It’s also ends up being a rather throwaway plot point by the end of the game when The Patriots reveal that they basically threw away billions upon billions of dollars on its construction for basically no actual purpose.

As for the characters, they aren’t quite as distinctive as the cast from Metal Gear Solid, but there are still some very interesting individuals driving the plot forward. I really like Ocelot here in particular. He was already cool in Metal Gear Solid when there was only implications that there was more to him than meets the eye, but in Sons of Liberty he really comes into his own as one of the greatest villains in the entire franchise. He is always two steps ahead of everyone, has extreme chronic backstabbing syndrome and is pulling the strings from behind the scenes… which makes the fact that The Patriots manage to double-cross even him all the more impressive and actually one of the more effective demonstrations of their power.

Similarly, Sons of Liberty builds upon the other returning cast members to flesh them out quite well. I have already shown how Snake has evolved in some detail, but Kojima also goes a long way to turning Snake into the ultimate badass now that the player doesn’t get to play as him. Like Ocelot, he is always just ahead of Raiden. This is best demonstrated in the opening of the Plant chapter, where Raiden is literally a minute too late to witness Snake kick the shit out of all the guards. Otacon also gets a bit more development which shows that he has become a less-passive individual since the Shadow Moses incident (although the stepmother revelation is still totally baffling). Despite being a secretly new character, The Colonel actually plays on the players’ memories of Colonel Campbell with his extremely mechanical and impersonal dialogue. I heard one commenter claim that they suspect that The Colonel’s voice acting is intentionally robotic, and having played through the game with this in mind, I definitely have to agree. His performance and lines can be extremely odd, which strikes me as being something which was deliberately done to clue in the player to his true intentions with a certain amount of subtly.

As for the new characters, they are more of a mixed bag. Raiden was a major point of contention for a lot of fans when this game was first released. I have written about it before and, while there were the idiots who just didn’t like his androgynous looks, I think that most of them just didn’t like his personality, especially when compared to the much better fleshed-out Solid Snake. Honestly though, Raiden is fairly decent once he finally gets his backstory near the end of the Plant chapter. Up until that point though, he lacks an interesting personality and can be kind of petulant at times. To be fair though, his “whininess” is usually in response to reasonable stimuli, such as being asked to perform bomb disposal despite not being trained for such a dangerous task. By the ending though, Raiden begins to assert his own history and makes his own decisions, which makes him significantly more endearing. He also gets a pretty strong character arc by the ending, which couldn’t possibly be wiped out by any sequels which would reverse all of his character development… nope, not a chance…

I think the real issue though for most people is Rosemary. She isn’t as bad as I remembered, but she has been written as a bit of an overly-emotional wet blanket and only brings out the whiniest parts of Raiden. You only really have to listen to her when you save the game, but if you are someone who saves frequently you might want to start holding down the triangle button to skip their “relationship talk”.

Emma Emmerich has some similar issues. She is actually kind of an entertaining character who has much more chemistry with Raiden than Rosemary ever displays. There’s also the fact that Emma is wracked with PTSD due to almost drowning as a child when her father tried to commit murder-suicide. This alone makes her more endearing and makes her otherwise annoying qualities more forgivable. During the escort mission, Emma becomes a major burden on the player as she flat-out refuses to help herself and slows down Raiden significantly as he tries to get her to safety. This can make Emma very annoying to deal with, even if her actual characterization seems to be otherwise positive.

If Rosemary and Emma are both rather poor female characters though, then Olga Gurlukovich makes up for them in spades. I had forgotten just how awesome Olga is in this game – she has a strong code of honour, is loyal to her comrades-in-arms to a fault and is a very capable fighter. She takes all of this to the next level though when the Plant chapter begins. Here, Olga’s code of honour is used against her as she is forced into betraying her comrades in order to protect her child, who was stolen at birth by The Patriots. She damns herself for her actions, but does what is necessary in order to keep her child safe, even sacrificing her own life without a second thought. There’s also the fact that her cyborg ninja design, Mr. X, might just be my favourite in the franchise.

Rounding out the support cast is Peter Stillman, who I quite liked but who gets unfortunately killed off fairly quickly. That said, he has a fantastically tragic backstory and has a very interesting and strong character arc which is started and wrapped up over the course of about an hour and a half. Many characters in gaming don’t even get as much development as Stillman does in their entire runtimes, if not their entire franchise history.

As for Dead Cell, they aren’t quite as interesting as the FOXHOUND unit. Fatman in particular is really over the top, between his roller skates, morbid obesity and proclivity to sip wine during the battle, he’s just absolutely insane. Fortune is also unfortunately a poorly-utilized character. She has an interesting motivation and iconic “powers”, but she spends nearly the entire game moping about her misfortune and not really doing all that much. The strange twist where it seems that she actually does have psychic powers is just the icing on top and makes basically no sense (unless we reason that her electromagnet was reactivated, or that Ocelot intentionally made RAY’s payload miss their target for reasons that would become clear in Guns of the Patriots). I do rather like Vamp though. He has a very distinct and strange personality, while his powers make him a very love-to-hate enemy as he just constantly shows up at the worst possible times. I really love Phil Lamarr’s performance as well, it lends Vamp an incredibly creepy and sadistic vibe which meshes well with his imposing freakishness.I have already covered Solidus a few times now so I won’t go into too much extraneous detail, but I will say that he is a great main villain – not quite on the same level as Liquid Snake though, mainly due to his reduced screen time. He is rather badass in his own right though, but more than a little ridiculous with his Dr. Octopus arms, bulky exoskeleton and the fact that he’s an ex-President. I really do like how Solidus and Raiden are turned into a parallel of the Snakes and Big Boss, that was a great idea which lends a lot of emotional resonance to the conflict between these foes.

All-in-all, Sons of Liberty is a better game than I remembered, but it is still flawed. While the game’s themes are… uh… solid, the game suffers at times in its narrative and gameplay. That said, it’s hard not to appreciate just how daring Sons of Liberty is at times and how relevant it remains to this day. If you can stomach the Matrix-esque philosophizing and tangled narrative, there’s a real gem just waiting to be found.Plus you can trick enemies into looking at porno mags. That never gets old.

8.5/10

*With Guns of the Patriots being the biggest exception, mainly because it has to follow-up on Sons of Liberty and actually wrap up all the insane plot points that game introduced to the series.
**And possibly Johnny Sasaki, but I can’t even confirm that that is true… not to mention that he is an Easter egg character of course.

Retrospective: Metal Gear Solid (1998)

Welcome back to the Metal Gear retrospective! In this entry we’re going to cover the third, and arguably most popular, game in the franchise, 1998’s Metal Gear Solid. This game often ends up in the top 5 in “Greatest Games of All Time” lists. Does it still retain its legendary status more than 17 years since its initial release? Read on to find out…

(Note, I have beaten this game once on an emulator in 2007 or 2008 and have experimented with a PS1 copy of it a few times on PS2/PS3. For this playthrough, I decided to try the game out on PS Vita. It played very closely to the PS1 version with no real detriments. The lack of L2/R2 buttons required a bit of experimenting, but I ended up remapping them to the right analog stick with considerable success. If you play the game on Vita, I’d recommend keeping it on digital mode, mapping movement to the D-pad and left analog stick and then mapping L2/R2 to the right analog stick, as this is a very intuitive solution and considerably better than using the awful touch controls.)

DEVELOPMENT
Following the completion of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake in 1990, Hideo Kojima moved on to other projects. While he did have plans of putting out a third game on the 3DO in 1994, he instead worked on his own original IP, Policenauts, which would further develop his talents as a director and storyteller. Policenauts is also notable for having a number of references to the Metal Gear series, and actually marked the first appearance of Meryl Silverburgh, who would later be carried over into Metal Gear Solid. By the time that Policenauts was completed in 1995, Kojima was looking into another Metal Gear for the 3DO, but the console was in a decline. As a result, development shifted onto the original PlayStation.

Given how much time had passed since the last Metal Gear release, and not to mention that there were two different continuities depending on the region where each game was played, Kojima decided to give the series a very “soft” reboot and titled the game Metal Gear Solid, retaining the events from the previous games, but not requiring a knowledge of them to be appreciated.

The developers tried to make the game as accurate as possible, utilizing SWAT team members as advisers. The game’s artists also put a lot of effort into small details within the environment with the aim of making the experience as authentic as possible. Levels were also occasionally designed using Lego pieces to conceptualize the game’s spaces. Kojima also wanted to have persistent bodies that would have to be hidden by the player and a dynamically-altered soundtrack. These ambitions were unachievable on the PS1 hardware, but would become possible in subsequent games in the franchise.

Following its initial release in 1998, Metal Gear Solid also received a number of re-releases and a remake. In 1999, a re-release called Metal Gear Solid: Integral was released in Japan with some slight improvements to the game which had been missing from the original Japanese release, but present in the North American version of the game (such as different difficulty levels and the first person camera). The game also packed in a series of simulated gameplay challenges that would be repackaged in international markets as Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions. A remake was also released in 2004 called Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes. The game was developed by Silicon Knights and exclusive to the Gamecube. The Twin Snakes‘ gameplay was updated to match Sons of Liberty, and featured re-recorded dialogue and altered cutscenes. As a result of the changes to the original game, including some major tonal dissonance and gameplay-breaking elements, this remake was not particularly liked amongst fans of the series. The game also received one more “pseudo-remake” in the form of the Metal Gear Solid: Digital Graphic Novel, which is essentially an interactive retelling of the game.

PLOT SUMMARY
6 years after the Zanzibar Land Uprising, Snake is forcibly called out of retirement once again to infiltrate a secret Alaskan nuclear disposal site called Shadow Moses island. The island has been captured by rebels from the FOXHOUND unit, who take the island’s staff hostage and threaten to launch a nuclear strike if their demands aren’t met. Under the command of Colonel Campbell and receiving support from chief medic Naomi Hunter, local advisor Master Miller, data analyst Mei Ling and military analyst Nastasha Romanenko, Solid Snake is sent in to perform a solo infiltration to save the two high-priority captives, the DARPA Chief Donald Anderson and ArmsTech President Kenneth Baker, and to assess and stop the terrorists from launching a nuclear strike.

Snake infiltrates the island via sea and then makes his way into the base after overhearing the location of the DARPA Chief. Snake makes contact with Anderson, who informs him that the terrorists have captured an experimental Metal Gear, codenamed REX, from the US government. He warns that Metal Gear requires two launch codes to activate, and that the terrorists have already acquired his code via Psycho Mantis’ mind reading powers. However, Anderson reveals that REX can be deactivated with a series of three PAL cards. Before Snake can extract the DARPA Chief, he suddenly begins to convulse and dies of a heart attack. Snake finds this extremely suspicious, but before he can really react, he is released from Anderson’s cell by Meryl Silverburgh, Colonel Campbell’s niece who has acquired an enemy uniform to disguise herself. Snake and Meryl are attacked by enemy Genome Soldiers, but they manage to fight their way through them. As soon as they are defeated, Meryl escapes and runs further into the base using her disguise.

Using the intel provided by Anderson before he died, Snake locates Kenneth Baker. However, he inadvertently stumbles into a trap planted by Revolver Ocelot, who has surrounded Baker with C4 charges. Snake and Ocelot battle, but their fight is interrupted by a mysterious cyborg ninja, who slices Ocelot’s hand off and sets off the C4 trap. Ocelot and the ninja flee as Snake secures Kenneth Baker. Baker reveals that he gave up his launch code under torture, but mentions that he gave the PAL override keys to Meryl. He also gives Snake an optical disc containing data for Metal Gear REX and tells him to make contact with the lead scientist on the project, Dr. Hal Emmerich. Before he can be evacuated, Baker also dies of a heart attack, screaming in rage that the “Pentagon betrayed him” before he succumbs. Now incredibly suspicious about the way that the mission is unfolding, Snake becomes furious at Campbell for keeping secrets from him, but continues to press onwards regardless.

After making contact with Meryl via codec, Snake begins heading towards Dr. Emmerich’s lab. He is contacted by a mysterious stranger calling himself “Deepthroat” who warns Snake of mines and a tank ahead of him piloted by FOXHOUND’s Vulcan Raven. Thanks to the tip, Snake is able to make his way through the mines and defeat the tank before moving on to Emmerich’s lab. As he heads into the lab, he finds the eviscerated bodies of Genome Soldiers and confronts the cyborg ninja once again as he corners Emmerich. Snake and the ninja clash, but the ninja flees after making a number of familiar statements to Snake. Shocked, Snake realizes that the ninja is Gray Fox, his old comrade whom he had killed 6 years earlier in Zanzibar Land. Naomi confirms this, revealing that Gray Fox had been resurrected and used as a test subject in gene therapy, the results of which were used to create the Genome Soldiers. With Gray Fox gone, Snake secures Emmerich, who refers to himself as “Otacon”. Otacon reveals that he had no idea that REX was meant to be capable of launching nuclear strikes, as its weapons were handled by a separate department. He is saddened that his work was being abused to perpetuate nuclear weaponry, and promises Snake to support him to stop the launch.

Snake then finds Meryl to acquire the PAL override keys, but discovers that she only has 1 key card. Frustrated, the pair begin heading towards REX’s hangar. However, they are quickly ambushed by Psycho Mantis, who uses his psychic powers to take control of Meryl and to fool Snake. Luckily, Snake is able to overcome Mantis’ powers, defeating him and saving Meryl in the process. A dying Mantis tells Snake and Meryl about all the evils that he had committed and explains that he found Snake interesting because they both shared a love for killing. With Mantis dead, Snake and Meryl proceed onwards through the Communication Towers. However, they are ambushed again, this time by Sniper Wolf, who shoots Meryl multiple times, using her as bait to lure Snake out of cover. Distraught, Snake hurries back to the armoury to get a sniper rifle, but when he returns, Meryl is gone. He battles Sniper Wolf and defeats her, but when he attempts to interrogate her, Sniper Wolf and a squad of Genome Soldiers take Snake captive.

Snake is then brought to Ocelot, who steals the optical disc that Baker had given to Snake earlier. He then tortures Snake, threatening to kill Meryl is he gives in. Snake endures the torture and then is taken to a holding cell. In the cell, he finds the DARPA Chief’s corpse, but is surprised to see that he appears to have been dead for days and that his blood has been drained out. Eventually, Octacon arrives using stealth camouflage and gives Snake some rations and ketchup. He begs Snake not to kill Sniper Wolf, as he has become very infatuated with her and believes that she is a good person. Snake makes no promises, and uses the ketchup to fool the guard into thinking that he is dead, giving him a chance to break free and escape.

After reacquiring his equipment, Snake heads back to the Communication Towers, where he is attacked by Liquid Snake in a Hind D. After making his way to the second tower, Snake shoots the Hind down using a Stinger Missile Launcher, seemingly killing Liquid. On how way back down from the second tower, Snake is ambushed in an elevator by a squad of four Genome Soldiers with stealth camouflage, but he manages to defeat them after a warning from Otacon. However, when he exits the tower, he is confronted by Sniper Wolf for a second time. He pair fight, and Snake leaves her mortally wounded. Sniper Wolf relates her harsh upbringing and her history with Big Boss, before coming to the realization that all she has ever wanted was for someone to kill her. As Otacon watches on with tears in his eyes, Snake finishes Sniper Wolf. Distraught, Otacon draws upon some unknown resolve and promises to help Snake however he can.

Heading down towards REX’s hangar, Snake is confronted once again by Vulcan Raven, who is now armed with a minigun. Utilizing stealth tactics against Vulcan Raven’s brute force, Snake manages to overcome his foe. Feeling charitable in his death throes, Vulcan Raven reveals that the man who Snake confronted in the DARPA Chief’s cell was actually Decoy Octopus and that the real Donald Anderson was the corpse in the cell when Snake was tortured. Snake tries to press Vulcan Raven for more information, but he refuses and dies. Master Miller also informs Snake that Naomi has been lying to them all, after analyzing some inconsistent statements she had made earlier about her past. Miller insists that Naomi be arrested, as she could be spying for the terrorists and could compromise the mission, and Campbell obeys.

Snake makes his way into REX’s hangar, where Otacon reveals that REX’s railgun has been designed as a stealth weapon – when fired, nuclear missiles won’t require rocket propulsion, rendering them invisible to radar. With the US and Russian governments in disarmament talks during the terrorist takeover, discovery of a project such as REX would create a massive international incident and leave the president in disgrace. Otacon also informs him that there’s a trick to the PAL key – it changes shape in different temperatures, effectively giving it the versatility of three cards in one. Snake also overhears Liquid (who somehow survived the Hind crash) and Ocelot discussing their plans. They have set the strike target as Lop Nor, China, since this is a nuclear test site. This will mean that the governments can try to cover up the strike and that FOXHOUND can continue their negotiations, but that the US government will inevitably be forced to give up state secrets in order to explain what happened and avoid war. At that point, Liquid and Ocelot would be able to sell Metal Gear REX to other governments around the world. They also reveal that they have changed their demands. In addition to $1 billion and Big Boss’s DNA, they have also demanded a vaccine for a disease called FOXDIE. With these demands, Liquid would join forces with a Russian officer named Sergei Gurlukovich and turn Shadow Moses into Outer Heaven, fulfilling Big Boss’s dream of a world where soldiers always have a place.

Snake begins inputting the PAL keys after getting them to the proper temperature to change their shapes. In the process, he is secretly contacted by Naomi, who informs him that she is the adopted sister of Frank Jaeger, aka Gray Fox, who took her in during the Rhodesian Civil War. After Snake killed Gray Fox in the Zanzibar Land uprising, Naomi joined FOXHOUND in hopes of getting her revenge. She reveals that Snake has been injected with FOXDIE, an engineered virus which targets specific genetic codes and then kills them with a heart attack. He had been originally injected with it to kill off the FOXHOUND soldiers and Kenneth Baker, but Naomi had modified it so that it would kill Snake as well. However, she reveals that she regrets this action and admits that she no longer feels hatred towards Snake before Campbell discovers Naomi’s codec and cuts off her transmission. Furious at Campbell for keeping this information from him, Snake tells him that he has been betrayed and used.

After inputting all three PAL keys, Snake discovers that he has unintentionally activated Metal Gear REX, rather than deactivating it. Master Miller contacts Snake, revealing that he was actually Liquid Snake in disguise, and that Master Miller was killed days ago. He reveals that Donald Anderson died before he could give up his launch code, and that the terrorists had been trying to get Snake to locate the PAL keys and figure out how to use them himself, while tricking him into thinking that this would stop Metal Gear from launching. Liquid reveals that the Pentagon is trying to cover up everything at Shadow Moses – they want to recover REX and the bodies of the Genome Soldiers and will eliminate everyone involved in the operation to keep this disgrace from getting out. Finally, Liquid also reveals that he and Snake are brothers, of sorts. They are both the products of the “Les Enfants Terrible” project, which had attempted to clone Big Boss and create his successor. Liquid is jealous of Snake because he received Big Boss’s recessive genes, whereas Snake possesses the dominant genes.

Liquid then climbs inside of REX and battles Snake. Otacon informs Snake to shoot REX’s sensory radome in order to expose the pilot. Snake does so, firing stinger missiles at the radome, but with little effect. However, Gray Fox appears and begins attacking REX with Snake. He tells Snake that the reason he adopted Naomi was because he had killed her parents and felt guilt for his actions. He destroys REX’s radome, but is severely wounded in the battle, losing an arm. REX crushes Gray Fox under its foot and then turns its attention back to Snake. With the cockpit now exposed due to the destroyed radome, Snake begins firing at Liquid until REX begins to explode and is deactivated, knocking Snake unconscious. He wakes up on top of REX with Liquid watching over him. Liquid reveals that the Genome Soldiers are genetic brothers of theirs, as they have been treated with Big Boss’s genes. Liquid believes that he is obeying the “will” of his genes and that he will surpass Big Boss and his inferior heritage by killing Snake. He draws Snake’s attention to Meryl’s unconscious body and warns him that they are nearly out of time – with REX destroyed, the Pentagon would surely attempt damage control and will nuke Shadow Moses to keep any knowledge of the operation from leaking out. Campbell confirms this information, and explains that Meryl had been transferred to Shadow Moses in order to blackmail him into obedience during the operation. He asks for Snake’s forgiveness for lying to him throughout the operation and promises to delay the bombers long enough for Snake and Meryl to escape. However, their transmission is then interrupted by the Secretary of Defence, Jim Houseman, who assures them that bombers are inbound and expresses regret at the DARPA Chief’s death.

With time running short, Liquid and Snake fight once again, this time precariously poised atop REX and with only their fists. Snake eventually prevails, forcing Liquid to fall off of the side of REX. Snake then resuscitates Meryl and the pair hurry to make their escape as the bombers begin to strike Shadow Moses. Otacon offers to stay behind and open up security doors as Snake and Meryl drive a jeep through a supply tunnel. The pair break through a few enemy checkpoints before they are pursued by Liquid once again, who pursues them in a jeep. As they reach the end of the tunnel, the two jeeps crash and Liquid approaches the now-unarmed Snake and Meryl. However, before he can pull the trigger, Liquid succumbs to FOXDIE. Snake takes this as a sign that he is going to die now as well, since he and Liquid are clones and FOXDIE targets specific genes.

The pair then notice that the bombers have stopped their bombardment. Campbell calls and informs them that Houseman has been arrested and that the President has called off the bombers. Campbell informs them that Snake, Meryl and Otacon are now considered “dead” and are free to leave. Snake contacts Naomi and asks when he can expect to succumb to FOXDIE, but she tells him not to worry and to live his life as best he can. Snake and Meryl then ride off together into the Alaskan sunset.

In the game’s post-credits sequence, Revolver Ocelot reports the events of the operation of the President of the United States, revealing that he was acting as a double agent to recover Metal Gear REX’s launch data. He also reveals that the death of the DARPA Chief wasn’t an accident, because the chief recognized Ocelot and had discerned his true motives. He also reveals that Snake was actually the inferior clone, and that the President is the perfect clone of Big Boss – Solidus Snake.

GAMEPLAY & DESIGN
Despite being released 8 years later, Metal Gear Solid plays very similarly to Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. The two main design differences are the shift to 3D and the addition of voice acting and more cinematic elements. That said, these two additions make Metal Gear Solid feel like an enormous leap forward, even if the core gameplay is basically just a refinement on Solid Snake. Shifting to 3D opens up some much-needed improvements to the core gameplay. For example, while Metal Gear Solid still utilizes card keys to gate off sections of the game, they have been made so much more convenient than in previous Metal Gear games. Doors actually display which key card is required to open them, you only carry one key card on you now which constantly upgrades its security clearance (similar to the red/blue/green cards from Solid Snake) and are more conveniently-placed. This last point is in part due to the fact that backtracking is much less prevalent than it was in previous Metal Gear games. In total, you have to backtrack to the start of the game once to acquire a PSG1 sniper rifle for the fight with Sniper Wolf, and then you also get forced here again for the torture sequence. The end of the game also requires that you backtrack through Metal Gear REX’s hangar about 4 times, but these are thankfully relatively short and easy sequences. It is also nice that these backtracking sequences are kept fresh by adding new enemies and obstacles that weren’t there the first time you were there, such as new guards or gun cameras. Interestingly enough, the reliance on key cards and backtracking are easily two of the biggest problems with the game. However, playing through Metal Gear and Solid Snake has given me an appreciation for just how much of an improvement these systems are in Metal Gear Solid and has allowed me to be much more forgiving, although I do remember disliking these design elements the first time I played the game.

Metal Gear Solid also introduces some other gameplay refinements which are much more universally accepted. Probably the best of these is the new shooting mechanics, which finally allow for 360 degree targeting with a lock-on system when enemies get close. The previous two Metal Gear games were artificially made so much more difficult when Snake could only fire in 4 axis, so being able to shoot in any direction opens things up quite a bit and makes encounters much less frustrating to deal with. The game also introduces some new close combat mechanics. Punches no longer kill enemies, and instead knock them out for a couple seconds after you hit them about 5 times. The game also introduces chokeholds, which allow you to kidnap enemies and then snap their necks, and throws, which let you knock over an enemy when they’re facing you. While this expanded arsenal is nice, the unreliability of chokeholds and the minimal effectiveness of punches mean that shooting is a much more reliable method to get through enemies, especially once you acquire the silencer. This is held somewhat in check by end-game ratings which encourage non-lethal gameplay, but the gameplay definitely incentivizes silenced shooting rather than close quarters takedowns.

Also worth noting is that Metal Gear Solid has a much more intuitive design philosophy than previous games in the franchise. Finding your way from place-to-place is quite simple and every location has a very distinct art style and purpose which keeps it memorable. For example, when I discovered that I had to find a hot and a cold room to change the PAL key, I knew exactly what I had to do to accomplish this feat without having to be told how to. This might not seem like a big deal, but Solid Snake had a similar requirement which I found significantly more challenging because I couldn’t for the life of me remember where the hell the hot and cold rooms were. That said, if you do ever get lost, a quick Codec call to Campbell or another support team member is sure to help. The Codec acts as a really great way to get hints without requiring literal arrows pointing you in the direction you need to go. As a result, Metal Gear Solid is a very easy game to pick up and play without requiring a guide (again, unlike Metal Gear or Solid Snake).

As I said previously, the adoption of cinematic elements is one major feature of Metal Gear Solid which really makes it stand out. From the opening moments of the game, it becomes apparent that the direction and cinematography of the cutscenes is top notch. The very deliberate camera angles and neat little tricks that they pull off really make the game’s production values soar through the roof. The game does often feel like you’re involved in a playable movie, and the addition of voice acting really helps in this regard. The voice acting in the game is quite… er… “solid”. Even if the writing can be rather awkward at times, the sincerity of the performances helps overcome this.

With the addition of cutscenes and the emphasis on story elements, Metal Gear Solid‘s design shifts from being primarily gameplay-based to more of an equal balance between story and gameplay. The cutscenes* can be lengthy at times (with one near the end of the game probably clocking in around 20 minutes), but they contextualize the gameplay and make accomplishing your objectives more emotionally satisfying. While Solid Snake clocked in around 6 hours of almost 100% pure gameplay, I finished Metal Gear Solid in 9 leisurely hours (not including continues), which are largely padded out with numerous cutscenes and codec calls. Without these non-playable bits, the game is probably closer to 6 hours long, with speedrunners being known to complete it in just over an hour. That said, I quite like the balance they were able to achieve between gameplay and cutscenes – non-fans might find them off-putting or overly long, but as someone who has played through the entire franchise multiple times, it was refreshing to go back to Metal Gear Solid and see how well balanced the cutscene-to-gameplay ratio was.

The game’s visual style also plays into its cinematic ambitions. It’s quite interesting that nearly every cutscene has been pre-rendered using the in-game engine (with the exception of a handful of live action FMVs during exposition moments). For a game this old, this could have definitely been a detriment if the character models weren’t detailed enough or were animated poorly, but luckily the graphics complement the game’s style quite well. Despite the limited textures and polygon count, the game’s character models do a good job of illustrating a character features to such a point that your imagination is able to fill in the details without actually having the ability to display those details directly. The one big exception to this is during the second battle with Sniper Wolf – this showdown is clearly intended to be occurring in a raging blizzard, but the hardware is just too inadequate to actually render anything more than a light snowfall. For the rest of the game though, Kojima and his development team really do a masterful job of making the most of their hardware and wringing out every ounce of power to create an effective setting.

Similarly to Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid has a really strong visual aesthetic. The colour palette is largely made up of blues, greens, whites, greys and blacks, lending it an extremely cold aesthetic which is clearly meant to invoke the harsh Alaskan environment. It’s actually quite striking, beautiful and distinctive, which makes it stand in sharp contrast to many modern games of this sort which have adopted the “default” blockbuster colour grading of orange and blue.

It’s also worth noting that Metal Gear Solid is extremely unique within the franchise for containing a player-determinant ending. If the player submits during Ocelot’s torture, then Meryl dies in the end and the game takes on a much more melancholy tone. If you don’t submit, then the game takes on a more hopeful tone as Snake attempts to atone for his life’s mistakes and find love. It’s a really unique mechanic which was never really repeated again during the franchise (with the possible exception of some much more minor story elements in The Phantom Pain 17 years later).

While the shift to 3D resulted in some major refinements, it did bring with it the game’s one critical flaw. In the first 2 Metal Gear games, the “screen” system meant that you always knew where enemies were and whether you could be detected as the screen gave you a very wide view to orient yourself within it. However, in Metal Gear Solid, there screen system is completely removed and Snake moves around in a full-rendered area. This is a great improvement in general, but it becomes a problem in execution, as the game features an absolutely wretched camera system. Honestly, I made six separate notes when playing about how much the camera was pissing me off, which is a pretty damning indictment. Like the previous games, Metal Gear Solid utilizes a top-down camera, but it is centered far too close to Snake, making sneaking difficult and generous usage of the Soliton Radar System and first person mode mandatory in order to avoid combat. Even then, the camera is so close to Snake that enemies can see him from off-screen and you’re very rarely going to be shooting at enemies that you can actually see.

Of course, things just get worse when you set off an alert. Like previous games in the franchise, Metal Gear Solid features instant alerts when spotted which jam your radar, but the camera makes these so much worse to deal with. At least you could see the whole screen in Solid Snake and could deal with enemies with the appropriate knowledge. In Metal Gear Solid you can’t tell if enemies are approaching without leaning against an object or by going into first person mode, and if you get spotted again then you’re not even going to know where they are because they will do so off-screen. Making things worse, in some areas running around causes the orientation of the camera to lag a little behind Snake, meaning that you’re going to have even less time to react to enemies in front of you as even less of the screen shows enemies ahead of you. This all means that getting out of alerts can be a massive pain in the ass as you gun down anyone nearby and just try to find somewhere to hide when no one’s looking. The fact that the Japanese original release didn’t feature first person mode and that any difficulty beyond normal removes the radar is just baffling to me. The game is clearly balanced around having the radar and without it you’re basically just being masochistic.

That’s not the end of the camera woes though. The game also sometimes changes the camera angle into a more cinematic view, sort of like the system employed by the PS1 Resident Evil games. The issue here is that, while the perspective is on an angle, the controls remain identical. So, while the game’s perspective looks like you need to go up-right to avoid a security camera, the game actually wants you to press up to go straight, and pressing up-right will actually walk you right into the security camera’s view (and into an instant alert). This caused me no end of trouble in the early sections of the game before I realized what the issue was.

Furthermore, the mid-to-late sections of the game just push the camera frustrations to their limit. This point of the game often leaves your radar jammed, at which point Kojima just seems to delight in placing gun cameras in places where they don’t even appear on the in-game camera until you’re right inside their range. As a result, you end up having to go into first person view quite frequently to avoid taking damage from such cheap sources. Clearly, Metal Gear Solid‘s camera is its biggest weakness, adding quite a bit of frustration and somewhat souring the series’ translation to 3D, even if it is otherwise a great improvement.

I laughed very early on in Metal Gear Solid when Mei Ling warned me that the Genome Soldiers have heightened senses, because their vision cones are rather pathetic in-game. This is likely due to the limited camera, but they can only see a few meters ahead of themselves and have no peripheral vision. They’re also total idiots – if you knock them out or shoot them, they’ll look around for about 5 seconds and then go back to a normal patrol as if nothing happened. That said, they do get a few cool tricks that they can use to find you. Like Solid Snake, they can hear footsteps depending on the terrain you move along (including puddles now) and can see your footprints in the snow at one point in the game and track them.

However, as at least one reviewer has pointed out, the core gameplay of evading regular guards is quite limited within Metal Gear Solid, which is clearly why the game features as much backtracking as it does. The game seems to value set pieces and boss battles at least as much as its core gameplay. Solid Snake featured a few gameplay twists, such as following the green beret through the jungle, but Metal Gear Solid shakes things up constantly. In addition to the frequent boss battles, the game also features a rappelling section, shootouts up a seemingly-endless stairway, an elevator ambush and a prison escape sequence. While some people might decry the lack of core gameplay, I do appreciate the ambition involved in creating such a diverse group of set pieces, which really goes a long way to making Metal Gear Solid feel like the playable action movie it so clearly wants to be.

Metal Gear Solid also features the first of many torture sequences which would become a series staple. Personally, I absolutely hate this sequence, as button mashing is not my forte in the slightest. I do like that success or failure results in a narrative split, but I am just a horrid button masher. The first time I beat this game, 7 or 8 years ago now, I didn’t make it very far and submitted, although I was left very disappointed when it turned out that Meryl died because of me. As a result, for this playthrough I resolved to complete it successfully and save Meryl. I must have tried almost a dozen times but couldn’t even get close as I tried desperately to cheat the game by messing with PS Vita control remapping (it turns out that the sequence is looking for button presses and releases, so if you map the O button to every single button on the system or onto analog sticks, then it’s going to register this as you simply holding onto the O button rather than tapping it). In the end, I paid one of my brothers $5 to complete it for me, but even then it took him 3 or 4 tries to finish it, with us suspending the Vita part way through to let his finger rest. That was when we discovered that, if you succeed, then you have to beat it at least 1 more time!!!!!!!! Thank God I saved when I got into the prison cell, but holy shit did the torture sequence ever leave me incredibly frustrated and ended up stretching out my playthrough for a few more days as I felt so deflated by how irritating it was. So, uh, yeah… this part actually annoyed me far more than the camera woes, but for most people I imagine that this won’t be quite so big an issue.

One other aspect of the gameplay design I want to cover before moving on to the boss battles is that disc 2 is definitely a hell of a lot weaker than disc 1, at least until REX is activated. Disc 1 has quite a lot of momentum propelling the story ahead at a breakneck pace and a lot more involving gameplay. Disc 2 involves considerably less interesting gameplay, as you largely throw chaff grenades to disable gun cameras and backtrack quite a few times. The radar is also jammed quite often in these areas, which makes it very annoying when you end up in areas with gun cameras and mines hidden off-screen without receiving any sort of warning ahead of time. It is clearly largely annoying filler and busywork to keep the game going for another hour or so (with the loss of the PAL key being the most egregious example), but at least the Vulcan Raven fight and story sequences keep this part of the game afloat until the climax hits.

With the jump to the PS1, Metal Gear Solid‘s boss battles have gotten far more interesting than they were in previous Metal Gear games. In fact, this game might just have the absolute best batch of boss battles in the entire series, as the FOXHOUND unit has very distinct personalities, interesting gameplay twists and reasonable challenge to make for some of the most memorable encounters in the whole franchise.

The fight with Revolver Ocelot is, in a lot of ways, a rather straightforward and easy gunfight, but it is very enjoyable and features just enough twists to keep it interesting – the center of the room is booby-trapped with C4, you have to be careful about not hitting Kenneth Baker with a stray bullet as you try to track Ocelot, not to mention that Ocelot can ricochet bullets and has a reload count that you need to exploit to catch him off guard. It’s a much deeper fight than you would reasonably expect a shootout like this to be, and that’s not even covering how enjoyably hammy Ocelot can be.

The fight with Gray Fox is quite fun and is clever for harkening back to the minefield fight with him in Solid Snake. Furthermore, while it is a simple beat ’em up in a lot of ways, Kojima makes the very wise decision to add different “stages” to the fight – a feature which is a staple in many of Metal Gear Solid‘s boss battles. The first stage of the fight is a rather straightforward fight, the second stage sees Gray Fox utilizing stealth camouflage to get close to Snake, while stage three involves powerful but slow attacks. These sorts of boss fight progressions go a long way to keeping Metal Gear Solid‘s bosses interesting and challenging, even when they feature otherwise-simple mechanics.

The Psycho Mantis fight is also often considered one of the greatest boss battles of all time for Mantis’ extremely creative attacks and parlour tricks (which are still hilarious, even though they have been so widely covered since the game was released). The fight itself is rather simple (boiling down to “dodge the things that Mantis throws at you”), but it is quite enjoyable and the fourth-wall breaks involved in fighting and beating him are very clever. Probably the biggest boon to the fight though is Mantis’ insane and unabashedly evil personality, which makes him extremely memorable and satisfying to defeat.

I found the Sniper Wolf fights to be the most frustrating during my playtime. It’s a reasonably fun confrontation, but the game’s shooting controls with sniper rifles make it very challenging to line up a shot without getting hit first (and worse, when you get shot, the camera gets thrown far to the side, meaning that you’re going to get shot again before you can line up another shot). I ended up burning through all 4 of my rations to just barely beat her the first time. The second fight is actually harder in this regard, but thankfully there are some exploits – you can easily defeat her in this fight by using nikita missiles or stingers if you aren’t adept with the game’s sniping mechanics. Sniper Wolf is made much more interesting thanks to Otacon’s infatuation with her and her tragic history, which makes her defeat an extremely sombre moment and easily one of the highlights of the entire franchise.

Vulcan Raven is a rather fun fight. You don’t stand a chance if you try to take him on directly, meaning that you have to hide from him and try to lure him into C4 or claymore traps, or shoot him with nikita missiles. It’s kind of like the anti-shootout boss battle, as stealth is basically the only way to get through alive. That said, it’s a rather easy fight to get through without a scratch, but it can be quite tense trying to track him with a nikita missile and then seeing him approach your position on the radar. He’s a rather strange and ridiculous character, but somehow also manages to come across as absolutely badass at the same time (which I’m sure is helped by his epic minigun).

The game also features quite a few fights with Liquid Snake, and they’re all very thrilling. The fight with the Hind D is easy but very fun as you basically play hide and seek and lock on with your stinger missiles. This is definitely the best Hind D fight in the franchise by far. The two-stage fight with Liquid in Metal Gear REX (which, by the way, is the coolest Metal Gear design in the whole franchise by far) is also a fantastic fight and extremely impressive for a PS1 game. After the extremely simple Metal Gear fights in Metal Gear and Solid Snake, it’s awesome to see a Metal Gear actually able to follow you around and move to try to kill you without getting gimped by the limited hardware. In fact, I’m still shocked and impressed that they managed to get it running on PS1 at all. That said, with chaff/stun grenades and stinger missiles, the battle is incredibly easy to complete without taking any damage.

Of course, that’s not the end of Liquid, as you end up fist fighting him on top of REX. This sequence clearly draws a parallel to the Gray Fox fight from Solid Snake, with a time limit making it even more intense. Liquid has enough health that you have to be extremely aggressive while also avoiding his heavy attacks, or you are guaranteed to run out of time. It’s a simple but extremely satisfying battle. The game also concludes with an amazing escape sequence as Snake fires a machine gun on a jeep into enemy patrols and Liquid, who is pursuing in a jeep of his own. The fight is notable for actually letting you fire the machine gun in first person mode, making it much easier to actually hit Liquid during the fight, although I wonder why the hell they didn’t let us shoot this way through the rest of the game as it would have helped matters quite a bit. All-in-all, Liquid makes for a fantastically smug final antagonist and is easily one of the greatest villains in the entire franchise, despite only appearing in this game (although Kojima has admitted that he would have kept him alive if he had realized that the series was going to continue).**

STORY & CHARACTER ANALYSIS

With the stronger emphasis on storytelling, Metal Gear Solid finally reaches a point where the specifics of the plot and characters actually drive the game forward. Solid Snake certainly made great strides in this regard, but Metal Gear Solid has a much more involved and interesting story to tell which is, in a lot of ways, more interesting than the sorts of blockbuster films that the game seems to emulate. This is in part due to the fact that Metal Gear Solid is not content to just tell a straightforward B-movie story (like Solid Snake did), but rather tries to add some depth and feature a couple key themes. Foremost amongst these is the question of whether a person’s fate is controlled by their genes. A number of characters’ actions are defined based on the way that they perceive this question, and much of the plot is advanced based on their changing beliefs.

Naomi Hunter is probably the most obvious example of a character who fits squarely into the “genes theme”. Naomi is a doctor and states that she got into her field because she was a war orphan. She grew up with no knowledge of her biological family or native land, leaving her with no connection to her past. By going into the field of biology, Naomi was able to look directly into her genes to study her specific legacy in exact detail. Through this study, she developed a belief that a person’s fate is built directly into their genes via their biological predispositions. This ties directly into her relationship with Solid Snake. Naomi is aware that Solid Snake is a genetically-modified clone of Big Boss, designed to be the ultimate soldier. As a result, she believes that Snake is an monstrous killer, especially after he kills her adopted brother, Frank Jaeger. Naomi sums this up rather succinctly when she declares to Snake that “It’s your genes, they make you predisposed to violence!”

However, over the course of the mission, Naomi’s perception of Snake begins to change. Her picture of Snake as an emotionless assassin is tested on a number of occasions as he begins to assert his own agency and begins to develop feelings for Meryl. Naomi is audibly shocked when Snake refuses to leave Meryl after she is wounded by Sniper Wolf, and when he resolves to save her life rather than continue onward with the mission. She also finds it surprising that Snake still considers Frank Jaeger a friend, despite having to kill him as part of a mission, which causes her to declare him an “animal”. However, when he encounters Gray Fox during the Shadow Moses incident, he demonstrates that he still considers him a friend and tries to help, showing that Zanzibar Land wasn’t a personal vendetta.

By the end of Metal Gear Solid, Snake’s actions have shown Naomi that her beliefs about genes were far too extreme, as he has proven that he creates his own fate. In the ending, Snake questions Naomi on when (or if) he can expect to succumb to FOXDIE, but Naomi refuses to give him a straight answer. Instead, she tells Snake that:

“You mustn’t allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes. Human beings can choose the kind of life that they want to live. What’s important is that you choose life… and then live. […] Genes exist to pass down our hopes and dreams for the future through our children. Living is a link to the future. That’s how all life works. Loving each other, teaching each other… that’s how we can change the world. I finally realized it. The true meaning of life…”

Similarly to Naomi, Liquid is completely obsessed with his genes (despite having a wretched understanding of how they actually work). Liquid has been led to believe that, because he received Big Boss’s recessive genetic traits, he is therefore the inferior clone whereas Solid Snake’s dominant genes make him superior. As a result, he feels that both Solid Snake and Big Boss have robbed him of his future and forced him into obscurity. While he, like Naomi, believes that genes define an individual and set their fate, his entire life struggle revolves around fighting back against his fate regardless. Liquid also espouses the “Selfish Gene Theory“, claiming that he wishes to save Big Boss’s genetic successors from extinction – since Solid Snake, Liquid Snake and the Genome Soldiers are all based on Big Boss’s genetic code, they are all susceptible to the same diseases and lack the diversity necessary to adapt. Of course, he will do so by defeating Solid Snake, set himself up as the last son of Big Boss and diversify the Genome Soldiers to keep them from extinction.

In contrast, Solid Snake doesn’t care about his genes at all, but rather believes that he is free to do what he wants. Whether or not this is true is a major question throughout Metal Gear Solid and ties into the ending of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake very well. If you remember, in the ending of Solid Snake, Big Boss tells Snake that whichever one of them comes out on top will be fated to fight forever, to which Snake claims that he will live his life however he chooses. However, by the time Metal Gear Solid rolls around, Snake is once again killing professionally. Psycho Mantis really brings this into perspective. In his dying monologue, he states that he hates humanity because all that they care about is sex, but that Snake is different. He is like Mantis, someone defined by violence who isn’t concerned with carrying on his genetic legacy. Furthermore, the reveal of the Genome Soldiers as genetic successors of Big Boss essentially means that Snake has been committing fratricide throughout the whole game. Whether or not Snake is truly in control of his fate is an ambiguous question for about the first third of the game due to his actions.

However, as the mission progresses, Snake begins to display more examples of agency. Initially, Snake tells Meryl that if she slows him down, he’ll kill her. However, Snake begins to develop feelings for Meryl as the mission goes on and refuses to finish her and carry on with the mission when she is wounded by Sniper Wolf. He also expresses genuine sorrow and weakness when Meryl is captured (and possibly killed), causing him to fight back in an effort to redeem himself. When Mantis insists that Snake is destined to kill Snake rebuffs this assertion, stating that “A strong man doesn’t need to read the future. He makes his own.” Snake also chides Naomi on a couple occasions, telling her that she is too worried about her past and what her genes say instead of living in the “now” and doing what you feel is right. Ultimately, despite now knowing his exact genetic legacy and facing down potential death as a result of FOXDIE, Snake finally asserts himself unequivocally as he decides to live, riding into the sunset with Meryl (or Otacon) into a bright future.

There are also a couple other aspects of the game which demonstrate the “genes theme”. FOXDIE itself is a pretty clear example, as it is a weapon which attacks a person based on their genes (put another way, it causes a target’s genes to literally decide their fate). Meryl also fits into the theme as she claims that she became a soldier in order to understand her father, who died in war when she was young.

Like most Metal Gear games, there is a strong anti-nuclear sentiment running throughout Metal Gear Solid, although this is the first game in the franchise to truly hammer these feelings home. This is expressed most obviously when Kenneth Baker tells Snake just how real the threat of nuclear attack is in this day and age, whenever Snake speaks with Otacon about the horrifying capabilities of Metal Gear REX, and whenever Snake calls Nastasha on the Codec – in a lot of ways, she seems to be Kojima’s espy to espouse his feelings about nuclear weaponry. The threat is also just ever prevalent throughout the narrative, with lots of reminders throughout the story stemming from the fact that Shadow Moses is a nuclear disposal facility (not to mention the giant, nuclear-equipped threat that is the primary threat in the plot).

Metal Gear Solid marks the first game in the franchise with that utilizes frequent and complex plot twists, a narrative trick that would become a series hallmark from this point onward. Unfortunately, some of these plot twist don’t hold up quite as well under scrutiny as the twists in later game in the series, which actually undermines the otherwise-engaging narrative. In addition to the aforementioned poor understanding of genetics which messes with the “Snake and Liquid are Big Boss’s clones” twist, Metal Gear Solid also revolves heavily around a major plot twist near the ending which throws the rest of the game for a loop. This is the reveal that FOXHOUND has manipulated Snake into activating Metal Gear REX using the PAL key system after making him believe that this will stop it from launching. It is honestly a rather cool idea for a twist and is set up cleverly throughout the story (such as having Decoy Octopus give you a lot of the early objectives while in disguise). Unfortunately, for each good set-up attempt, the game undermines it with some strange narrative decisions which I can’t chalk up to anything other than gaping plot holes. One problem with this is the fact that Psycho Mantis, Sniper Wolf and Vulcan Raven all seem to have been in on the plan, but yet all of them do try to kill Snake and are willing to sacrifice their lives for… some reason? Or what about all the myriad of ways that the FOXHOUND unit puts themselves and Snake in danger when they could have easily just put up minimal resistance, allowed Snake to reach Metal Gear and then have to fight off all of FOXHOUND together? Why do they even need Snake to activate the PAL system anyway? They had both Meryl and Kenneth Baker in custody and had already broken Baker under torture, could they not have gotten him to admit the location of the PAL key and how to activate it? Why did they need Snake at all? That’s not even the end of the plot holes unfortunately, because Otacon and Kenneth Baker are both under the impression that the PAL key will override the launch codes as well – how could they get this wrong? The game doesn’t really give us an explanation.

Luckily, the other twists are all handled in a far better fashion. The whole game sets up that there’s more to Naomi than meets the eye, so when it is revealed that she was a spy all along, her motivations and actions actually make sense. The twist regarding Master Miller is also rather clever, although I do have a hard time believing that Campbell and Snake would mistake Liquid Snake for Miller. The post-credits sequence also adds a ton of twists and manages to tie into subsequent games in the franchise surprisingly well. This scene alone lays the foundation for a number of future plot points, from the reveal of the third clone (Solidus), to the importance of Ocelot (who was really a seemingly-minor character here) and the reveal that Snake is actually the inferior clone. Considering how the Metal Gear franchise was clearly cobbled together piece by piece, it’s interesting how these plot points and some future retcons tie in so well and actually make Metal Gear Solid‘s story feel even richer in retrospect (particularly the identities of the DARPA Chief and Dr. Clark).

It’s also worth noting that Metal Gear Solid throws in a huge retcon with surprising deftness. This would be the reveal that Solid Snake knew that he was the son of Big Boss, a plot element which many of us who didn’t play the first two Metal Gear games would have assumed was revealed there. However, this is not the case and it is only casually brought up by Snake here in a codec call. While this doesn’t contradict Metal Gear or Solid Snake, it does make it rather odd that Snake or Big Boss wouldn’t bring up their familial relationship during the battle and it does make it rather unclear exactly when Snake became aware of this – all we know for certain is that it was sometime before he killed Big Boss, meaning that it either happened prior to Metal Gear or sometime off-screen just before the battle in Solid Snake. Not that I should really nitpick it all that much, as it was an inspired retcon which also makes the previous 2 Metal Gear games’ narratives richer and would open up some fantastic future plot points.

Moving on to the characters, Metal Gear Solid definitely has one of the best casts of characters in the entire franchise. Every character has a very interesting and distinct personality, from the protagonists, to the villains, to the support staff. In fact, it’s quite impressive that the support staff get a ton of interaction within the plot, whereas in basically every other Metal Gear game they tend to be relegated to exposition dumps or hint sources. The only expendable support staff member is Nastasha, as you can easily play through the whole game without ever contacting her if you don’t want to. That said, she still is a very interesting and well-rounded character who, unfortunately, disappears after this game. She has some background importance within Sons of Liberty, but I was quite disappointed when she was left out of Guns of the Patriots entirely, making her basically the only surviving character from the Solid games to be left out of the series’ conclusion.

As for the villains though, we’re absolutely spoiled with a wealth of fantastic antagonists. As I wrote earlier, Liquid Snake is easily one of the best villains in the entire franchise, with his imposing figure, clever strategy and his relationship with Snake setting him up as a natural match. However, his supporting crew are all just as memorable. Revolver Ocelot is already quite interesting as the cowboy-and-torture-loving sadist, and that’s before we even find out that he has chronic backstabbing disorder. Psycho Mantis is extremely interesting and unique, but is really pushed into the upper echelons of villains in the franchise due to his fantastic dying monologue (not to mention his tragic final words: “This is the first time I’ve ever used my power to help someone. It’s strange… it feels… kind of… nice”). The same goes for Sniper Wolf – she is incredibly interesting due to her code of honour and her extremely tragic backstory and you really feel for her by the time that Snake is forced to kill her.*** Vulcan Raven is probably the strangest FOXHOUND member, but he is quite badass when he runs around after you with his minigun and his dying monologue is interesting (although not nearly as good as Wolf or Mantis’). All-in-all, Metal Gear Solid easily has the best cast of villains in the entire franchise, none of the other games even come close to recapturing the personality of the FOXHOUND unit.

Metal Gear Solid‘s key players are all also quite well defined. Snake continues to be a really great lead, and now that he has much more dialogue (with great voice acting to go along with it), he comes across as being exceptionally badass with a ton of personality. Meryl has a great emotional journey as she wrestles with her desire to become a soldier and understand her dead father, while also falling for Snake over the course of the mission. I was really feeling for her and this was a primary motivator for me to not submit to Ocelot’s torture… no matter how much that part frustrated the hell out of me. Otacon is also an inspired addition to the cast. He starts out as a lovable loser who pisses himself and hides at the sight of danger, but as the plot progresses he gains his own type of unique courage and even offers to sacrifice himself to allow Snake and Meryl a chance to escape the island before it is nuked. Gray Fox is also quite interesting and is wisely used in a very sparing fashion, making him into an effective wildcard. You can never be sure when exactly he may show up, but when he does show up you know something insane is going to go down.

Also, before I wrap things up, I have to give special mention to some of the fantastic lines in Metal Gear Solid. While the writing can be awkward at times (the line about ending up as “worm food” stands out as being incredibly strange to me for whatever reason), there are some really inspired moments, many of which have become personal anthems of sorts. Here are just a few of the great character moments captured in the dialogue:

Otacon: “Snake… What was she fighting for? What am I fighting for? What are you fighting for?”

Solid Snake: “There are no heroes in war. The only heroes I know are either dead or in prison. One or the other.”
Meryl Silverburgh: “But Snake, you’re a hero, aren’t you?”
Solid Snake: “I’m just a man who’s good at what he does: Killing.”

Solid Snake: “Never doubt yourself. Just let it make you stronger. Learn something from it!”

Sniper Wolf: “I finally understand. I wasn’t waiting to kill people, I was waiting for someone to kill me. A man like you. You’re a hero.”

Gray Fox: “We’re not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in.”

All-in-all, despite a terribly inadequate camera, a wonky plot twist and a infuriating torture sequence, Metal Gear Solid is a landmark game well-deserving of the praise it has had heaped upon it since its release. It take the already-great foundation established by Solid Snake and improves upon it in nearly every way, making it significantly more accessible, while also introducing fantastic new cinematic elements, telling a very engrossing story and featuring some very ambitious, action-packed gameplay. There’s a good reason why this game is still so highly regarded to this day. If you can get used to the camera and try not to worry too much about the big twist, then you’re going to have a hell of a time with Metal Gear Solid. It’s truly a masterpiece of gaming excellence.

9.5/10

*Note that I include codec calls in this umbrella definition, especially when a pair of cutscenes are interrupted by a codec call – you don’t get to take control again and at that point it’s basically just a part of the cutscene.
**Personally I’m glad that Kojima did kill Liquid here. This is actually the nice thing about having the franchise’s story get put together over time – we get cool, one-off villains with a lot of importance to the overarching plot without having to involve them in every event.
***Although she could stand to button up her shirt, it’s cold in Alaska!!!

Retrospective: Metal Gear 2 – Solid Snake (1990)

Welcome back to the Metal Gear retrospective! In this entry we’re going to cover the second canonical game in the franchise, 1990’s Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. How would Kojima build upon the foundation he set up in 1987’s Metal Gear? Read on to find out…

(Similarly to the first game in the series, I will be reviewing Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake based on the HD Edition re-release on PS3 on Original difficulty. Also, unlike Metal Gear, which I had gotten about 30 minutes into on a couple occasions, I went into this game completely blind and relied heavily on a guide to complete it.)

DEVELOPMENT
The NES port of Metal Gear ended up becoming a big success for Konami, despite being an inferior bastardization of the MSX version. As a result, Konami ordered the creation of a NES-only sequel, Metal Gear 2: Snake’s Revenge, without the knowledge of series creator Hideo Kojima, who had been busy stretching his storytelling and directing talents on the cult classic Snatcher series. In fact, Kojima didn’t even know that Snake’s Revenge existed until a fateful train ride where he met a member of the game’s development staff. In the meeting, the developer asked Kojima to make a “true” Metal Gear sequel. While he hadn’t planned on making a sequel to Metal Gear, by the end of the train ride Kojima had come up with the game’s storyline and got the go-ahead from Konami. As a result, Solid Snake was considered the Japanese sequel on MSX2 and Snake’s Revenge was considered the North American sequel on NES (similarly to how Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels was the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2). In fact, the game would not see an official release in North America until 2006 when it was included in Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence.

PLOT SUMMARY
The year is 1999. The Cold War is drawing to a close, and nations seem to be moving towards universal nuclear disarmament. However, the mercenary nation of Zanzibar Land, begin attacking weapon disposal sites and take them for themselves in order to become the world’s greatest nuclear power. Meanwhile, an energy crisis grips the world as oil stocks plummet. At the height of the crisis, a scientist named Dr. Kio Marv creates an algae, OILIX, which synthesizes petroleum-grade fuel efficiently. Before he can present these findings to the international community though, he is kidnapped by agents from Zanzibar Land and held hostage. As a result, Zanzibar holds the world’s fuel supplies and its nuclear weapons, making it the greatest threat to international security ever known.

With the fate of the world in the balance, a PTSD-suffering Solid Snake is forced out of retirement to save the world by the new leader of FOXHOUND, Colonel Campbell. Infiltrating the Zanzibar Land complexes in search of Kio Marv, Snake is contacted by CIA agent Holly White who offers to help him during the mission. He follows Kio Marv’s transmitter signal, but is ambushed by a man calling himself “Black Ninja”. Snake defeats him, but is shocked to discover that Black Ninja is Kyle Schneider, the leader of the resistance against Outer Heaven 4 years earlier. Schneider reveals that NATO bombed Outer Heaven after Snake’s mission was complete, causing staggering amounts of collateral damage which killed many resistance members indiscriminately. Schneider himself was captured and used as a research guinea pig for NASA. He reveals that he was saved by the leader of Zanzibar Land and tells Snake to “follow the green beret” before succumbing to his wounds.

Following Schneider’s dying advice, Snake follows a man in a green beret into the jungle to a prison cell. The cell is empty, but Snake hears someone knocking from the next room over. Snake translates the tap code and discovers Dr. Drago Pettrovich Madnar is the one in the next cell. Madnar reveals that he has been captured to construct a new Metal Gear for Zanzibar Land, Metal Gear D. He also reveals that the leader of Zanzibar Land is none other than Big Boss. Madnar advises Snake not to worry about him and to search for Kio Marv as quickly as he can.

Snake then tries to make his way towards Zanzibar tower. In the process, he encounters a speedy mercenary named Running Man, who tries to kill Snake with poisonous gas as he stays out of Snake’s reach. However, Snake outsmarts him and places landmines in his path, killing him. Snake then heads towards the Zanzibar tower after acquiring Stinger Missiles, encountering and destroying a Hind D along the way. Snake then has to rescue Holly, who is captured by Zanzibar Land forces, but she tells him that there is a carrier pigeon at the top of the tower that has info on Marv’s whereabouts. After defeating a mercenary named Red Blaster, Snake locates the pigeon which has Marv’s radio frequency written on a note. Unfortunately, Marv doesn’t speak english, so Madnar suggests that Snake search for Czechoslovakian state security agent, Gustava Heffner, who was Marv’s bodyguard and is undercover in the facility.

Snake manages to locate Gustava, who is posing as an enemy soldier. The pair descend into the sewers and manage to rescue Dr. Madnar as they make their way to Marv’s cell. Madnar stops for a quick bathroom break while Gustava tells Snake about her past in Olympic figure skating and how she wanted to defect to the west to be with her fiance, Frank Hunter, but was denied asylum. When Madnar returns, the trio continue on their way and exit the sewers. However, when they attempt to cross a bridge to reach the detention camp, Gustava is mortally wounded when Metal Gear D, piloted by Gray Fox, suddenly shows up and destroys the bridge. Madnar is captured again and a dying Gustava gives Snake her brooch for unexplained reasons as Gray Fox gives Snake one last chance to turn around with his life.

Snake manages to get ahold of a hang glider to cross the destroyed bridge and battles a series of Zanzibar Land mercenaries, the Four Horsemen, Jungle Evil and Night Fright. Eventually, Snake is able to make his way into the detention facility and reach Dr. Madnar and Dr. Marv’s cell. However, he arrives too late – Marv has succumbed to torture and died. Holly then calls Snake and warns him that Madnar was not captured by Zanzibar Land, he joined them willingly. With the truth out, Madnar admits to accidentally killing Dr. Marv and ordering Gray Fox to attack them at the bridge. Madnar then attacks Snake and tries to strangle him, but Snake wounds him with remote controlled missiles. Snake manages to open a locker in the cell by using Gustava’s brooch as a key and retrieves the OILIX formula.

Before he can leave with the formula, Snake falls down a trap door where he confronts Gray Fox in Metal Gear D. Gray Fox tries to kill Snake, but Snake destroys Metal Gear by blowing its weakly-armoured legs up with grenades. However, Snake is forced to discard all his weapons as the explosion lights them on fire. Fox then leads Snake into a room ringed by land mines, where Snake discovers that Gray Fox is Frank Hunter, the man who was engaged to Gustava. Snake and Gray Fox then engage in a fist fight, with Snake beating Fox to death, with his last words of comfort being that Fox would get to see Gustava again on the other side and that they could finally be united.

Snake then is confronted by Big Boss. Snake tells his former commander that he intends to kill him to rid himself of the nightmares he has suffered due to the operation in Outer Heaven. Big Boss says that he and Snake have tasted battle and can’t go back to normal life anymore. The only way they can feel alive is on the battlefield. He and Snake would face one another, with the victor being fated to fight while the loser will finally find peace. Big Boss then pursues Snake, but Snake manages to create an improvised flamethrower using a lighter and aerosol spray can, burning Big Boss alive as he screams in rage. Snake and Holly then fight their way out of Zanzibar Land and to their extraction point. Snake and Holly hand over the OILIX formula to the government, and the world celebrates the end of the energy crisis. However, Snake claims that his fight is over and retires for a second time, disappearing without a trace…


GAMEPLAY & DESIGN
As soon as you boot up Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, it’s easy to tell that the game is a big leap forward from the original Metal Gear. For one thing, the game has an awesome opening soundtrack and cinematic for a game from this period, which shows off how much Kojima’s storytelling prowess has improved between Metal Gear and Snatcher. The opening cinematic hypes up Metal Gear D really well and actually lays down a rather interesting and (at the time) relevant backstory which contextualizes the game’s story quite well. As for the game itself, the graphics have significantly improved since Metal Gear, despite having the exact same hardware limitations. I felt that Snake looked really terrible in Metal Gear, with his character model being noticeably less-detailed than the enemies around him. However, in Solid Snake, he looks quite well-defined and even has a turning animation which is an unexpected extra attention to detail. If you need a better illustration of the improvements in Solid Snake, it’s kind of like the graphical difference between Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 3.

After this initial impression fades away though, the game has other aspects which are straight-up improvements on the formula established in the first game. For one thing, the silly respawning items seem to have been fixed. They do respawn occasionally when you leave an area , but you can’t farm them with nearly as much ease as you could in the first game. Considering that this exploit in Metal Gear was likely a hardware limitation, it’s impressive that they were able to get rid of it here, especially since Solid Snake is such a significantly larger and more ambitious game. The game also has a radar, which shows you enemies within all adjacent screens (basically giving you a view of 8 whole screens, in addition to the one you occupy). This is a very impressive addition which makes sneaking all the more strategic and potentially more difficult. Alerts and guards are persistent unless you enter certain locked rooms, meaning that you can’t just sprint to the next screen to escape an alert anymore, and enemies won’t instantly respawn as soon as you walk back onto their screen. You can also make noise by walking on certain types of flooring, or intentionally lure guards by punching walls, which is a great strategic option and makes the minute-to-minute sneaking more interesting.

Oh, and they’ve added a crawling mechanic! SCORE.

These additions to Solid Snake make it a more engaging stealth game than the original Metal Gear, but they also make it quite a bit more challenging. Having persistent alert phases makes escape quite difficult, especially since enemies will pursue you relentlessly. Worse, enemies spawn from exit points and your radar gets jammed during alerts. As a result, you can be a step away from freedom when an enemy will appear out of nowhere and get the whole alert going all over again. At times, getting through an alert can feel like a matter of dumb luck. The lack of gradient to an alert phase is also an annoyance – you can set up an ambush for an enemy, but if he suddenly turns at the last second then the alert is instant and everyone in the area is going to come after you. Not having any warning on when they might change direction makes this kind of approach dangerous. There is an exploit to quickly and safely end an alert phase though, which I used copiously throughout my playtime – when spotted, immediately enter a small room and then stand just off from the entrance. Enemies will enter single file every few seconds, but if you just spam the punch button you will catch them all off guard and not even get spotted.

That said, guards are much smarter than they were in Metal Gear. For one thing, they now have vision cones rather than vision lines, and if they’re on the same screen as Snake, then they can potentially spot you from the opposite side of the screen. This makes stealth much more skillful and difficult to pull off successfully. When spotted, they move far less erratically than before as well, usually heading straight towards you without running into pathfinding issues. They also have some tricks in certain areas, such as guards who can turn off the lights so you can’t see where you’re going without night vision goggles, or the guards who hide in a room full of dummies!

The game does have some other small touches which improve on the systems from Metal Gear. For one thing, gas rooms are far more infrequent and are less infuriating with the addition of the O2 meter. This means that you get a small grace period before your health begins to drain, making these sections much funner to go through. The game will also fully heal you after you finish a boss battle which is nice, and it seems that certain boss battles have replaced the “class” system from Metal Gear, providing you with equipment and health bar upgrades. This is a better system in my mind, since most POWs were hidden away in elusive places, whereas adding rewards for narrative completion is more sensible and easy to design encounters around. The gameplay is also a little more diverse, with some puzzle-solving, a section where you have to follow a soldier without getting detected, and a room full of sleeping guards that you have to be careful not to wake up. These additions help to make the minute-to-minute gameplay just a little more interesting.

Even some of the more annoying aspects of Metal Gear which have carried over to Solid Snake have been refined. The checkpoint system is basically identical to the first game, with it only activating when entering a new area. However, this game has far more access to new areas, so checkpoints seem to be much more frequent and death results in much less lost gameplay in my experience. Solid Snake also retains the crappy key card system from the first game, but with a welcome change: after acquiring a certain number of key cards, you can exchange them for a red, blue and/or a green key card which has the functionalities of three normal cards in one. While this is a welcome improvement, it suggests to me that Kojima knew that key card swapping was an inherent problem with the game, but decided to keep them in anyway for design convenience. If this is the case, then it rubs me the wrong way… especially because it’s basically the only reason why backtracking exists in this game (but I’ll get to that soon enough).

It’s also worth pointing out that Solid Snake might be the silliest Metal Gear game in the whole franchise. Here are just a few selected examples:

  • At one point in the game, Snake has to comically chase a carrier pigeon around the roof.
  • You can play a recording of the Zanzibar Land national anthem to cause enemy soldiers to salute you instead of attacking.
  • There’s a room full of dummies that look like enemy soldiers, just to make you nearly shit your pants when you first walk in.
  • You have to hatch an owl egg and then getting it to hoot in order to convince an idiotic guard that it’s night time (somehow).
  • There’s a room full of vicious rats which can kill Snake with ease (somehow).
  • Oh, and you defeat Big Boss with a slapstick improvised weapon.

The game also has some fourth wall-breaking moments, such as requiring you to check the game manual to decode a tap code or to figure out the frequencies of the various support characters (although this was likely included to give a middle finger to pirates, since you have almost no direction on where to go or what to do without these support characters). The silliness makes Solid Snake very funny at times and definitely had me laughing out loud on more than one occasion.

Fans of the franchise would also be interested to hear that Kojima directly ripped off some elements of Solid Snake and re-purposed them for Metal Gear Solid, including some of that game’s most iconic moments. A small list of examples (not including moments that I would deem “homages” to Solid Snake) includes checking the back of the box for a radio frequency, the elevator ambush, a comically-long stair run, temperature-based keys and even tailing a woman disguised as a soldier into the ladies’ washroom. For fans who have never played Solid Snake before, it can be quite interesting to see what parts Kojima re-purposed, although it does slightly diminish their uniqueness.

I feel it’s also worth pointing out that Solid Snake is a much lengthier game than Metal Gear. This is mainly due to the more refined and engaging gameplay, not to mention that the mission objectives in general just result in a longer, more enjoyable experience. With a detailed guide, the game took me about 4 and a half hours to beat, although with continues I imagine that it’s closer to the 5 or 6 hour mark.

Solid Snake‘s one huge negative though is the unforgivably ridiculous amount of backtracking. Most egregiously, you have to backtrack all the way to the start of the game at least 3 or 4 times in order to finish the game, which just reeks of attempting to pad out the runtime. You also don’t usually have a good idea of where to go if you don’t have a guide, meaning that you might backtrack to an area just trying to figure out what the hell you’re supposed to do next. Oh and you also have to backtrack through a really annoying swamp maze on a couple different occasions. Basically, there’s a narrow maze that you have to go through which is hidden underneath the surface of a swamp. This would be a minor annoyance if it was just a 1-screen-maze, but this swamp stretches across 7 or 8 screens. Without a map, you’re going to be sinking as you trial-and-error your way through and then try to remember the exact pattern the next few times you are forced through this swamp again. Hardcore retro gamers: is it really so bad that modern games will let us know where we’re supposed to go? Is wandering around in directionless frustration worth the small satisfaction that comes from accidentally stumbling upon a solution to the problem? Frustrating design decisions like this just turn the very act of playing into a chore.

The game’s punching mechanics are also a bit of a negative point. I don’t think that they’re much different than they were in Metal Gear, but the much harsher punishment for detection makes their imprecise nature a bigger problem. Specifically, the direction you punch in is a major factor in your success or failure. The game is clearly designed around having Snake punch downwards or to the sides and his punches in these directions all have a surprisingly long reach. However, when punching upwards, Snake’s punches all of a sudden have much shorter reach, meaning that you have to poke out further to hit enemies, meaning that you are likely to get spotted while trying to set up an ambush. Considering that most of the stealth gameplay revolves around hiding around a corner and bashing enemies when they get close, this is a real frustration and eventually I was just avoiding having to punch enemies above me on the screen entirely. If I needed to take them out, then it feels like the silenced pistol is my only viable option.

Luckily, the bosses in the game are much more interesting and challenging than they were in Metal Gear. Most could be downed with a half dozen bullets, but the bosses in Solid Snake have more health, recognizable attack patterns and some sort of exploitable gameplay twist that you can take advantage of to pull through. Most of these bosses were quite fun to fight, although none of them were all that challenging (I have heard that many people find Gray Fox very hard, but I beat him on my first attempt after taking a negligible amount of damage). I think my favourite fights were the battle with Black Ninja, Running Man, the Four Horsemen, Metal Gear D and Dr. Madnar (just because he made me laugh out loud).

The Hind D is the only boss battle which left me very frustrated. Once you understand its movement and attack pattern, which always moves in the exact same way, avoiding damage is laughably easy. However, the method to destroy it is the problem. First of all, after encountering it you have to backtrack to the start of the game to acquire Stinger Missiles, which instantly makes it an annoyance. Secondly, you only get 6 Stinger Missiles, and you need 4 to connect to actually destroy it. Thirdly, the method to destroy it isn’t really well explained and can lead to some bafflement as you wonder whether or not you did any damage. Basically, you get a crosshair on the radar which you need to line up with the Hind’s radar blip to score a hit. I thought that I had to center this crosshair over the Hind to cause damage, which would have made more sense, but the actual way to hit it is to get the Hind inside of the edge of the crosshairs and then fire so that the Hind runs into the rocket. It’s a system that isn’t well explained and made me just committing in-game suicide a few times to avoid having to run all the way back to the beginning of the game to get more ammo to try again. That said, by my 3rd try, I beat it while only using 4 rockets and not getting hit once, so you can get a handle on it… it’s just the “getting a handle on it” that’s the annoying part.

STORY & CHARACTER ANALYSIS
As I mentioned in the previous section, Solid Snake opens with a rather interesting and elaborate backstory cinematic touching on such relevant topics from the time as the end of the Cold War and energy supply concerns. The game’s opening area also suggests a much more futuristic design than the first game, with Zanzibar Land’s trucks appearing to be from some sort of sci-fi movie rather than a 90s-era military tale. These sorts of design decisions quite subtly suggest an advanced, near-future society unlike our own. Between the opening cinematic and the design elements that appear in the opening moments of the game, Solid Snake sketches out a rather compelling setting which is still engaging 15 years after its release, and must have been mind-blowing when it first dropped.

Due to the much more fleshed-out narrative though, Solid Snake retcons and twists the relatively simple Metal Gear storyline almost immediately. For one thing, Snake having PTSD is never really even hinted at as a factor in Metal Gear, as it seems like he didn’t really face that many true horrors. The very first boss fight hammers the retcons and twists home as well, as the Black Ninja ends up being former ally Kyle Schneider. While Big Boss was obviously just meant to be the cackling bad guy in Metal Gear, Schneider paints a far more nuanced and sympathetic view of him which ends up being more in line with his portrayal in later games in the franchise. In addition, having a former ally (who was believed to have been killed) switch sides because of a callous bombing action (which was never suggested in Metal Gear) makes the events of the first game seem much darker.

Having Gray Fox as a villain is also a clear retcon because, if he was working for Big Boss before, then why would he have been captured in Metal Gear and then have Snake come in to complete his mission?* The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that it’s possible that he didn’t realize that Big Boss was a traitor until Snake exposed him, at which point he he decided to stick with his commanding officer. In any case, it’s obviously meant to turn the narrative of Metal Gear on its head (much like the Kyle Schneider revelation), which is fine because Gray Fox makes for a great villain. He is clearly modeled to be the “anti-Snake” archetype, similar to other villains in the franchise, such as Liquid Snake in Metal Gear Solid, Python in Portable Ops or Skullface in The Phantom Pain. Gray Fox’s dying monologue is also a fantastic moment, nearly as impactful as the acclaimed Psycho Mantis and Sniper Wolf death monologues in Metal Gear Solid, although the shorter length and lack of voice acting are the only things holding it back.

Solid Snake also features some much more interesting characters than the first game. Snake himself actually has a bit more personality this time around, and his support staff interact with him far more often. The addition of radio pictures helps personalize everyone just a little more, since it actually puts a face to the various people dispensing information at you. While Holly White is an unfortunately boring and poorly defined generic love interest, I felt that Gustava Heffner was a very cool character with an interesting and sad backstory. In fact, despite her limited screentime in the game, I was legitimately heartbroken when Gustava was accidentally killed by her former lover. I also felt a little better for Gray Fox when he was dying, knowing that he and Gustava were finally going to be able to reunite in the afterlife, where borders and politics can no longer separate them. Fleshing out Big Boss was also a great idea, although I wish that they had done so earlier in the game – he doesn’t really get a chance to explain his ideology until the end of the game. In some ways, he still comes across as a cackling super villain, but I found the endorsements of the children in Zanzibar Land especially to soften his evil veneer in my eyes (even if he does plan on raising them as soldiers… but so what, he’s still helping people no one else cares for).

Oddly enough, some elements of the game’s story seem to have been shoved to the wayside in subsequent Metal Gear games. Obviously you can’t put Solid Snake to fault for this, but since most fans are going to come to them after playing the other entries in the series, it’s worth noting. For example, global nuclear disarmament is a notion which seems to disappear entirely by the time that Metal Gear Solid was released. Metal Gear Solid hints very subtly at disarmament talks, but it seems like Solid Snake‘s insistence that they were in a world on the brink peace is actually just a pipe dream. It seems like this idealistic notion is just thrown out the window or handwaved away as actually being far more simple than we were led to believe, with small-scale nuclear disarmament. There’s also no mention of OILIX in subsequent Metal Gear games, despite it being hyped as the solution to the game’s sudden energy crisis. It’s also definitely worth mentioning that the showdown between Solid Snake and Big Boss is a little anti-climactic, especially in relation to how it is hyped up as this epic clash in subsequent Metal Gear games. For people who come to the this entry after playing the newer Metal Gear games, this is a revelation which will likely disappoint fans of the 20th century’s greatest soldier.

That said, Solid Snake is still well worth experiencing, as it makes some plot elements from Metal Gear Solid much stronger, particularly Snake and Gray Fox’s relationship. I can now truly appreciate and understand that Gray Fox’s forced resurrection is basically torture and makes his madness throughout Metal Gear Solid much more understandable (that said, it also makes his role in Portable Ops unforgivable, but we’ll get to that another time…). It’s also very cool seeing recurring characters show up here, such as Colonel Campbell and “Master” Kazuhira Miller. Of course, the narrative is still rather shallow, and is basically just an elaborate and interesting b-level action story, but it is quite engaging for what it is (and considerably better than many games of the time).

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake is a fantastic 8-bit experience that I heartily recommend trying out. My only real complaints are that enemies spot you a little bit too easily, the backtracking required is absolutely ridiculous and the game’s puzzles can be rather obtuse. If you haven’t played it, then this common summary turned out to be quite apt: it’s like playing Metal Gear Solid in 2D… or, more accurately, playing Metal Gear Solid is like playing a more refined, 3D version of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. This game was definitely way ahead of its time and is worth checking out if you have any interest in the 8-bit Metal Gear games.

8.5/10

*The Phantom Pain‘s twist can now be used as an excuse for this to make sense, but that clearly wasn’t intended when Solid Snake was released. What I mean is that, when Solid Snake came out, this plot element was just intended to be a straight retcon of the situation from Metal Gear.

Retrospective: Metal Gear (1987)

Kept you waiting, huh? It’s finally time for the Metal Gear retrospective! I’ve spent way too much time over the past few months getting through every canonical game in the franchise and then writing up my analyses, so hopefully you enjoy the fruits of my labour. For this retrospective, we’ll be only looking at the 11 canonical installments in the Metal Gear franchise, and then I’ll cap everything off with some final words, a ranking of the series’ 10 greatest moments and my personal ranking of all the games in the franchise! First up is the game which started it all, 1987’s Metal Gear for the MSX2.

(Note, I will be reviewing this game based on the HD Edition re-release on PS3, which I beat on Original difficulty to try to get the “authentic experience”. I will also mention that I hadn’t completed Metal Gear before this playthrough and was relying heavily on a guide, so my review is probably going to be somewhat skewed as a result.)

DEVELOPMENT
A young Hideo Kojima joined Konami in 1986 as a planner, but was having trouble getting his ideas completed. After the cancellation of a game he had been working on for six months, Konami asked Kojima to come up with a war game for them for the MSX2. Due to hardware limitations, Kojima was becoming frustrated by the lack of bullet and enemy sprites he was able to get on screen at once. A massive film buff*, Kojima took inspiration from The Great Escape and decided to make a game where the goal was to avoid combat as much as possible. Konami wasn’t too keen on this idea, and Kojima nearly left the company due to internal friction, but eventually these differences were sorted out and the game was completed and released in 1987.

Shortly after Metal Gear‘s completion, the game’s code was given to a separate team to release a NES port without Kojima’s knowledge or consent. The heads at Konami specified that they wanted this version to be as different as the team could make it, and gave them a 3 month development window. The resulting game was markedly different and much shoddier, with notoriously bad Engrish and with the game’s Metal Gear boss being replaced by a supercomputer, among other questionable changes. This already-inferior port was further tarnished by being ported again to the shoddier Commodore 64 and MS-DOS, resulting in two practically unplayable versions of the game.

As I played the PS3 re-release, which is very slightly changed from the MSX2 version, I can’t really give much commentary on the NES port or its bastards, but I will link to this review for an analysis if you’re interested. For quite some time though, the NES port was the only version of Metal Gear available in North America, and actually received its own non-canon sequel, Metal Gear 2: Snake’s Revenge. Suffice to say, that game will not be covered in this retrospective.

PLOT SUMMARY
In 1995, intelligence reports begin to leak out that there a weapon of mass destruction has been constructed within Outer Heaven, a mercenary fortress in South Africa. The US government gets Big Boss to send FOXHOUND operative Gray Fox to infiltrate their fortress and determine if their intelligence was correct. Gray Fox does locate the weapon, but is captured by Outer Heaven forces, his last transmission being an ominous utterance of “Metal Gear…”

Shortly after, FOXHOUND member Solid Snake is sent into Outer Heaven for his first mission by Big Boss. He is instructed to locate and rescue Gray Fox and then find what he can about Metal Gear. After freeing many prisoners of war, including the local resistance leader Kyle Schneider, Snake is pointed to Gray Fox’s location. He is intentionally captured and then breaks into Fox’s cell, where he is told of Metal Gear’s capabilities: it is a walking, nuclear-equipped tank, but luckily is still inactive. Fox instructs Snake to locate Metal Gear’s captive creator, Dr. Pettrovich Madnar, in order to discover how to destroy it.

After fighting his way through Outer Heaven, including taking down some of the group’s lieutenants, a Hind D, a battle tank, a bulldozer and an imposter Dr. Madnar, Snake makes his way to the real Dr. Madnar’s cell with the help of the resistance member, Jennifer. However, Dr. Madnar refuses to help Snake until his daughter, Ellen, is saved. A resistance member, Diane, advises Snake on where to find Ellen, and he dutifully hurries to rescue her. After fighting through more of Outer Heaven’s soldiers, Ellen is rescued and Snake returns to Dr. Madnar. He tells Snake that Metal Gear is in the 100th basement floor 20km north and would need to place plastic explosives on its feet in a specific order to destroy it.

Determined to complete his mission, Snake hurries to Metal Gear’s hangar, but is constantly ambushed by enemy troops and nearly led into a series of traps due to poor intelligence from Big Boss. Eventually, Big Boss orders him to abort the mission entirely. Disregarding Big Boss’s orders, Snake enters Metal Gear TX-55’s hangar and places the explosives on its feet as per Dr. Madnar’s orders. Metal Gear is destroyed and a self-destruct sequence is initiated. Snake hurries to escape, but is confronted by Big Boss! Big Boss tells him that Snake had been sent in to acquire false information, but he had gone too far. The pair fight, but Snake defeats his mentor and escapes Outer Heaven just as the facility is destroyed.

However, as the credits draw to a close, Big Boss vows revenge on Snake for destroying Outer Heaven…

 
GAMEPLAY & DESIGN

It should probably go without saying that Metal Gear‘s gameplay is incredibly simple, but I was actually really surprised by how many of the series’ distinctive elements were still intact here. For example, Metal Gear has remote control missiles, cigarettes, rations, card keys, a Hind D, post-credit twist and even the cardboard box – elements which would be intact through most (or, in some cases, all) subsequent releases in the franchise. As a result, this lends the game a sense of familiarity for someone like me who got into the series with Metal Gear Solid, and makes it quite interesting to see how the game’s systems were iterated upon over time.

Naturally, the stealth gameplay is incredibly simple – enemies and cameras can basically only see things that are right in front of them and you’re going to be punching most enemies to death to sneak around. A methodical approach is very much necessary though, especially in the early moments in the game as you are still learning how to remain undetected. I was trying to rush at times (especially when I died and redid a section), but when I did so I was making all sorts of little, critical errors which would get me killed all over again. As a result, the game has a very clear skill gap which rewards replays, similar to many 8-bit classics of the era.

Rewarding replays also ties into the map layouts. The game gives you very little direction and lacks a map system, so you’re probably going to end up wandering around a lot if you don’t have a guide. It’s also worth noting that most items and enemies refresh when you exit a room, so you can farm for necessary items by entering and exiting rooms. This is, in fact, a crucial key to success, and a factor which I was ignoring in my noob-ness in the first hour with the game. Once I figured this out though, the game became significantly easier and I enjoyed it much more. Guide-less exploration also helps to memorize map layouts and these critical item locations. While the game contains quite a bit of “Metroidvania”-style backtracking, it becomes rather satisfying to be able to navigate throughout the buildings to get to a specific destination without having to refer to a guide or map to get you through. There are quite a few parts of the game though where you need to punch specific walls to figure out where to place plastic explosives in order to advance, and if you are unaware of this then I imagine that these sections can be quite frustrating.

There is definitely a vein of old-school charm to be had in Metal Gear, but it also has a punishing skill gap which is going to be a major turn-off for many who might not even get past the first 15 minutes. I myself was tempted to throw in the towel a few times. The game can be very difficult, especially in the first part of the game where every death can cost you 10-15 minutes of playtime. This is primarily due to the game’s poor checkpoint system, which only triggers when you reach an elevator or achieve some sort of major progress (eg, getting captured in order to rescue Gray Fox). From what I understand, the frequency of the checkpoint system is also tied to your “Class”, a system which also increases your inventory size and health bar based on how many POWs you rescue during the game. This system further makes the early parts of the game significantly harder than the latter sections, but can also make completion of the game impossible – if you don’t have 4 stars and there are no POWs left, then it becomes impossible to destroy Metal Gear, prompting a full-restart. To make this worse, one of the last bosses that you might before Metal Gear uses POWs as human shields, and if you shoot a POW, your class will decrease.

Detection is also very punishing, if only due to the inadequate shooting controls on the MSX2. Snake can only shoot up, down, left and right, meaning that there are huge chunks of the screen which he can’t hit. Considering that enemies can shoot diagonally and move very fast and very erratically, chances are that you’re probably going to take quite a bit of damage on every detection. This is mitigated somewhat by having most alerts refresh as soon as you move on to the next screen, but this isn’t really a foolproof solution – for one thing, it makes the enemies seem extremely stupid, but it also is really inconsistently implemented. Sometimes detection results in enemies pursuing you constantly, with total annihilation of them being required to end the alert. However, you won’t know if this is the case until you have left the screen and the alert is still in effect, as there seems to be no audio or visual cue to show what state of alert is in effect.

Arguably the worst aspect of the game though is the reliance on key cards. This is a major source of frustration and is the main reason why the backtracking is so prevalent in the game (not to mention that it pads out the runtime significantly). The game has 8 unique key cards, so if you don’t know which card works for each door then you’re going to have to cycle through your entire inventory to see if a card will work on the door you’re trying to get into (and you may not even have the required card in your inventory, which is even more of a kick in the balls). Considering that you may be under fire when this is happening or in a room filled with poison gas (and not wearing your mask because you can only have 1 item equipped at a time), you can very easily die because of this inexcusable, frustrating piece of archaic game design.

The game’s graphics are also pretty bad. This is actually more than a petty complaint (although the graphical style is strikingly reminiscent of the notoriously bad Bible Adventures game), because the graphical design does a poor job of letting you know when you’re in danger. For example, the security cameras can be annoyingly inconsistent – normally you have to hide behind cover to avoid them, but I had a few instances where I was certain that I was in cover but would get spotted anyway. The land mines are also major offenders here, as I was constantly stepping on land mines… with my upper torso. I had a quite a few inexplicably cheap deaths from the game’s ambiguity about whether you’re safe or not. The absolute worst offender in the game though is the infamous “trap rooms” in the late stage of the game – these floor traps are one-hit kills and if even 1 pixel of your character model brushes against them, you die. There’s basically no warning when or where these traps show up, so getting through them is just a matter of frustrating trial, error and route memorization as you try to remember the few places where you won’t get killed if a single pixel touches the edge of the pits.

Guards in this game are incredibly stupid. In addition to completely forgetting you if you leave their screen most of the time, when they are alerted they will run around randomly and bump into objects as they try to home in on you, meaning you can hide behind a corner and punch them to death easily when they finally manage to get to you. When they are unaware though, they follow a standard, set patrol pattern which will feel instantly familiar to Metal Gear franchise vets and makes for some fun gameplay. The game also features jetpack enemies, which can be panic-inducing the first few times you encounter them. They’re very fast and hard to actually hit, making combat with them inadvisable. Luckily, they only show up at parts where you should run like hell away from them, but if you aren’t following a guide then I imagine they could be a major headache.

The game also has quite a few distinct bosses which, while very simple and easy, are quite fun and often feature the signature Metal Gear gameplay-twists that make these battles so exciting… plus in the original release they have some pretty hilarious Engrish names like Shoot Gunner and Coward Duck. I think my favourites were the fights against a tank and the fight with Shotmaker (aka Shoot Gunner), in which you start the battle with no weapons. Also of note is that the MSX version of the game has a showdown with a non-active Metal Gear. This fight is a bit disappointing and artificially challenging – you have to put plastic explosives on its legs in a specific order to do any damage for some inexplicable reason. Meanwhile, laser cameras shoot at you, with each shot taking off half of your health bar! It’s not particularly challenging, especially if you’ve farmed for rations prior to the fight, but it is certainly noteworthy as the first battle with Metal Gear in the entire series. This is then capped off with a fight against “Big Boss” himself, although it is quite easy as he doesn’t seem to know enough to not run into your rocket launcher’s shots.

STORY & CHARACTER ANALYSIS

It should probably go without saying, but Metal Gear‘s story is significantly more simple than any other game in the franchise, and is only marginally better than your average 8-bit game. Most of the plot points are just meant to pad out the game’s length (eg, all the hunting for Dr. Madnar and then having to rescue his daughter before he’ll actually help you). As a result, it is probably the most heavily-retconned game in the entire franchise, with even its direct sequel, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, making some pretty substantial changes to the game’s story. Unfortunately, this can lead to some retroactive disappointment, such as Solid Snake’s lack of characterization and Outer Heaven getting dispatched so easily after being hyped up so much in the prequel games (not to mention the multiple issues that The Phantom Pain‘s ending throws into the mix). At best, I guess you can argue that the simple nature of the plot means that there’s a lot of room for background plots to be unfolding which are implied by the other games but never really explicitly shown in Metal Gear itself.

Put simply, Metal Gear was obviously never intended to become the first chapter in an epic saga. It was clearly just meant to be a fun, 80s-style action story, including the requisite “traitorous commander” twist. Considering that the game’s art (and the art of its sequel) use images of action movie stars as the basis of Solid Snake and Big Boss, it seems fair to suggest that this was the intent. The concept of Metal Gear itself though is quite an interesting one for such an otherwise simple game and one which definitely deserved expanding upon for its own merits. Metal Gear TX-55 has a really cool, unique, old-school design which I wish that Peace Walker and The Phantom Pain would have tried to emulate.

As I’ve hopefully made clear, Metal Gear is a very simple, if at times frustrating, game with a lot of old-school charm and a great (if sparse) 8-bit soundtrack. Not not sure that everyone will have what it takes to get through it, but completing it with a guide should only take around 3-4 hours. In fact, now that I have gotten through the game and have acquired the necessary skills to succeed, I’m kind of itching to play it again – this time, without a guide. Considering that I still have to play through the rest of the series to get this retrospective done, it probably won’t happen, but if that isn’t a testament to how fun this game is almost 30 years later, then I don’t know what else will sway you.

7/10

*As a child, Kojima was apparently forced to watch 1 movie every night before bedtime.

+++WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM+++

Okay, obviously this isn’t Shrek 2. That’ll come at some point in the near future I’m sure, but right now… well, it took me some time to come to this conclusion, but I think it’s time for a short hiatus from the blog. Between work, hobbies and other responsibilities lately, I’m finding it hard to make time to put out anything more than a brief blog post. So, rather than put out a half-assed Retrospective like I was planning on doing (and did, in my opinion, last week), I’m going to take a much-needed break. I’ve been updating this blog weekly for the past year and a half without fail, but my readership has dropped from ~300 per day to about 10% of that on a good day. As a result, I doubt anyone’s going to be screaming in outrage at this announcement.

Now I want to be sure to emphasize that this is not the end of the blog – I’ll be continuing the Shrek Retrospective in the next couple weeks I imagine (if only because I want to bitch about Shrek the Third). For now though, I just don’t want to go in half-heartedly.

Retrospective: Shrek (2001)

Welcome back good readers as we begin a new retrospectives series! The franchise that we’re going to be focusing on for the next few weeks is the Shrek series (for the record though, I’m not including the holiday specials and countless short films on the DVDs in this analysis, otherwise I’d be at this for months). The franchise has been incredibly successful, raking in over $3.5 billion in just a decade and being popular among kids and adults alike. In this entry, we’re going to cover the film which started it all – 2001’s Shrek.

A bit of an odd poster design, but I like it (maybe I’m just nostalgic for it though).

In 1990, William Steig published a children’s book called Shrek!, about an ogre who travels away from home and finds another ogre just as ugly as he is (and falls in love with her of course). It’s a gross and irreverent story, with very little in the way of plot. However, Steven Spielberg saw merit in the premise and bought the rights for the story prior to founding DreamWorks. He was initially planning to turn it into a traditionally animated film which hewed closely to the book, starring Bill Murray as Shrek and Steve Martin as Donkey. After the success of Toy Story, the film was reconstituted as a motion captured animation. However, the results were considered unsatisfactory, so it was once again restarted as a CGI animation. First time director Andrew Adamson was hired to co-direct alongside Kelly Asbury – however, Asbury dropped out after a year and story artist Vicky Jenson took over instead. Adamson actually wanted the film to appeal more to adults than the final film did, putting in more sexual jokes and Guns N’ Roses music (both ideas which caused a clash with the studio executives).

Initially, Chris Farley was cast to play Shrek, and recorded most of his dialogue. However, he died in 1997 before the film was completed. As a result, Mike Myers was cast to replace him. Myers actually recorded all of his dialogue twice, replacing it all of his original lines with the iconic Scottish accent that we hear in the final film. The process cost the film an additional $4 million, but was considered such an improvement that Spielberg himself thanked Myers for the change. The character also was better understood after the change and more comedy bits were added as the creators gained a better handle on the film. Janeane Garofalo was initially cast as Princess Fiona, but was unceremoniously fired and replaced by Cameron Diaz. Eddie Murphy was cast as Donkey, who was actually modelled after a real donkey named Pericles.

…am I the only one who doesn’t see the resemblance?

The plot of Shrek is quite different than the book it is based on. For one thing, in Shrek!, the ogre is so ugly that he actually smites donkey with his ugliness. In the film, Shrek is a grumpy ogre whose swamp becomes a dumping ground for fairy tale creatures by Lord Farquaad, who is trying to build the “perfect kingdom”. Farquaad declares he’ll give Shrek his swamp back if he rescues the perfect princess, Fiona, from her dragon guarded tower. Together Shrek and his annoying talking sidekick, Donkey, have to rescue the princess, but discover that there’s more to her (and themselves) than meets the eye…

I probably don’t need to tell you the plot to Shrek because let’s be honest – everyone has seen it. Even the last man on earth can quote it word for word (and you were doing it too alongside him). The plot is a relatively straight-forward fairy tale/hero’s journey, but the expectations are inverted and played with. Instead of the noble king vanquishing the terrifying monster to get the princess, the monster is the hero and the king is the villain. Furthermore, the princess is a monster as well. This simplistic plot makes the film appealing enough for children, but the inversions keep it fresh and interesting enough for adults as well. The inversions also help to make the film very funny. The humour in the film is a perfect mix of satire, references, gross-out humour and clever jokes, often springing from the excellent chemistry between the lead characters. There are also lots of pointless little moments in the film, such as the Robin Hood attack, which could have come across as little more than filler. However, these almost all end up being hilarious and highlights of the film (although the “muffin man” bit is the annoying exception). Some of the jokes are more adult-oriented as well, although there is plenty of content to entertain both children and adults. In general, the film is just plain funny and nearly every joke hits its mark.

As for the characters, all of them are a lot of fun. The performances are exceptional and it’s difficult to imagine anyone else in the roles. Mike Myers is great as Shrek, making us genuinely care about such a grumpy individual. Donkey could easily have been annoying as shit, but Eddie Murphy does a good job of keeping him funny throughout. Cameron Diaz also adds a lot to Princess Fiona, a role which could have easily been dangerously close to the “generic damsel in distress” if the wrong actress was cast. John Lithgow’s Lord Farquaad is also an interesting role – on the one hand, he’s an effective villain, but on the other hand he’s hilariously diminutive and unthreatening. Farquaad strikes a very delicate balance as a comedic villain, and in my opinion that balance is achieved perfectly. The minor supporting cast also add a few laughs, such as Pinocchio, the three blind mice and the Gingerbread Man.

I’m also pleased to see that the animation still holds up very well almost 13 years after the film’s release. Shrek isn’t quite as detailed or flashy as many of the CGI animated films which have succeeded it, but the characters’ movements are still top-notch and all of the scenes are rendered very impressively. I was watching the film with a critical eye towards the animation in particular to see if I could find any problems, but I ended up being more impressed by the little details, such as bent grass, Donkey’s fur, Shrek’s subtle facial details, etc. Shrek could be released today and still easily achieve nearly as much acclaim as it did in 2001.

If there’s a weak point in the film, I’d say that the biggest problem is probably Donkey and Dragon’s relationship. It makes for some funny moments initially, but it really seems to be done for little more than plot convenience. Donkey’s going to die? Make the dragon fall in love with him! Need to get to the wedding fast? Take the dragon! Lord Farquaad’s about to kill Shrek and Fiona? Make the dragon eat him! Dragon just deflates some of the more interesting ways the plot could have gone for the sake of convenience, and makes for some more awkward problems later on down the line… All things said and done though, Shrek is an awesome movie. Everyone loves it, from all ages. I remember going to my friends’ birthday 11th party and seeing the film with absolutely no prior knowledge of the film, and loving it. Seriously, if you haven’t seen Shrek yet then you must have been living in a Fallout vault or something.

8/10

Be sure to come back soon for the second part of this retrospective series, Shrek 2!

Retrospective: The Butterfly Effect 3 – Revelations (2009)

Welcome back to the third and final part of The Butterfly Effect retrospective! You’ll probably notice that this has definitely been the shortest franchise we’ve covered so far, and I must say that that’s one of the reasons I chose it. For one thing, it saves me a bit of schedule juggling which can get hectic with a franchise with 5+ entries. I also chose it because the idea of the retrospectives is to cover franchises, and not all of them are extensive – hence why I wanted to focus on the shorter end of the spectrum with a film I liked. I think 3 entries will be the minimum barrier of entry though, so no Battle Royale or The Raid quite yet. Anyway, with that in mind, we get to the most recent Butterfly Effect movie: another straight-to-DVD release. Would it succumb to the same problems that plagued The Butterfly Effect 2, or would Revelations carve its own niche? Read on to find out…

This poster may not tell us a single thing about the movie, but it’s pretty cool looking in my opinion.

The Butterfly Effect as a viable franchise was pretty much dead even before the second film was made (due to the venomous lashing it would get whenever anyone brought it up), but apparently it was successful enough to merit another straight-to-DVD sequel. The film was produced by After Dark films, which marketed its releases with an annual After Dark Horrorfest, which showcased eight independent horror films. Most of them were pretty shlocky, but it seems they’ve built up enough capital to get some more high profile releases, including Wristcutters: A Love Story and Sylvester Stallone’s Bullet to the Head.

The script was written by Holly Brix, who has written basically nothing… it would seem that this was her first screenwriting assignment to get greenlit. Seth Grossman was hired to direct, who similarly hadn’t really done much. He had a couple documentary and short film credits to his name, but not much to go by to get him the gig as director of a dark time travel thriller… although at least The Elephant King was supposed to be pretty good. Anyway, the cast was once again filled with nobodies. The protagonist, Sam, is played by Chris Carmack, who is known less for his acting (which includes such greats as David R. Ellis’ Shark Night 3D and Into the Blue 2) and more for his physique… a fact reinforced by his damn Wikipedia portrait. The only other character worth noting is Sam’s sister, Jenna, played by Rachel Miner (who has some decent TV credits to her name but a lot of poor quality stuff as well).

While Hollie Brix is a neophyte scriptwriter, her take on the material is probably the most interesting aspect of the movie. Rather than rehashing the story of the first movie like The Butterfly Effect 2 did, Revelations follows a time traveler who uses his abilities to solve crimes, while sticking to a code to prevent himself from changing the past. He has determined that changing the past only results in tragedy, and so needs to restrain himself to prevent himself from inadvertently killing people. However, when the sister of his murdered ex-girlfriend asks for his help in solving the killing, the rules get thrown away as Sam can’t help but try to save her. Unfortunately, in the process he accidentally unleashes a sadistic serial killer on the populace…

A mystery is a pretty cool angle to go with the time travel material, but unfortunately it doesn’t manage to be engaging for a few reasons. First of all, the whole relationship between Sam and his dead girlfriend is basically jettisoned out the window as soon as Sam time travels, so we don’t get any sort of emotional drive from that and when she shows up again at the end of the film it’s very awkward. This largely stems from the fact that the acting and dialogue is mediocre at best and the two leads are bland (Rachel Miner is especially bad and sometimes Chris Carmack’s facial expressions are unintentionally hilarious).

The script is also absolutely riddled with plot holes and fridge logic. Seriously, just writing this retrospective entry made the logical issues even more prevalent than when I was watching the film. For one thing, characters aren’t consistent at all when time travelling. In the original timeline, a cop named Glenn is a good friend of Sam’s. However, when he changes the past, Glenn begins pursuing him as a suspect of the murders. Despite that, when Sam gets arrested they talk like they’re old pals, even though in this timeline they only know each other as hunter-hunted. The character Lonnie, who was cheating with Sam’s girlfriend, is also a blatant red herring in retrospect, since the only reason he exists is for him to say to Sam “YOU KILLED HER!!!” to make it look like Sam’s the murderer all along… except that when it turns out he isn’t, mistaking somebody else for Sam makes absolutely no sense. Sam also makes a change that makes him have to rent out his couch to a dude named Paco, and then after another change suddenly Sam becomes Paco’s couch mate… how does that work exactly? It’s like a lot of the attempts at “butterfly effect” changes were made without really understanding the idea of the concept, because there’s absolutely no logic to the decisions they make.

In a time travel movie, the “rules” should be well-defined, and Revelations seems to actually try this. Sam’s friend, Goldburg, lays out the basics – only observe so you don’t change the past, always “jump” with supervision and don’t return to the same time twice or you’ll fry your brain. Unfortunately, two of those rules are incredibly ill-defined and don’t really make a lot of sense (not to mention that they’re broken in the film itself without consequence). First off, if you’re jumping to the past, why would you need supervision? It’s not like they’re going to notice if you do something… the only possible explanation I can think of is that if their observer is gone when they wake up, the time traveler knows they changed things. Still, some elaboration would have helped here, because otherwise it just sounds like Golburg and Jenna like to stare at Sam’s naked body… Anyway, the “don’t jump to the same time or your brain will fry” thing is clearly just a plot convenience. That way people can’t say “well why not go back to your girlfriend’s murder again and kill the killer this time?”, because clearly that’s what Sam should actually do. Luckily for the plot, Sam’s an idiot (although at least he’s a well-intentioned idiot) and messes up his chances to change things in the silliest of ways every time he jumps. Most hilariously is the time he hides in a victim’s closet and watches her getting raped… until it turns out that it was just a roleplay between her and her boyfriend, who then finds Sam in the closet and punches him out. Oops.

Another notable element of the film is that its content is noticeably more explicit than the previous films in the franchise. By that I mean that the violence is extremely bloody and gory and that the movie features a borderline pornographic sex scene… and yet it still doesn’t manage to be as dark as the original film was. I’m guessing that the more hardcore elements of the film in part stem from After Dark films pushing the horror angle and trying to get a wider viewership, but it makes the film feel more sleazy and cheap than either of the other films in the franchise. The violence is pretty over the top, with the first couple minutes featuring a brutal, detailed shot of a mother getting her skull caved in in front of her son. Then there’s a few scenes of women getting chopped up with a buzz saw (complete with fingore), which of course results in fountains of blood. The violence is infrequent, but when it hits it’s like an Evil Dead movie. As for the sex scene, it just comes out of absolutely nowhere. First we get the generic bartender woman flirting with Sam, pan down to her cleavage and then HOLY CRAP, UNNECESSARY, GRAPHIC SEX SCENE. Like, I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say borderline pornographic. It’s only about 30 seconds long, but in that time they go through a half dozen ridiculous positions, the girl looks like a porn star and they even play a bloody porno soundtrack over it all. It’s just a totally out of left field scene and was obviously only thrown in because someone decided that the movie needed boobs or it wasn’t going to sell.

And then there’s the ending… Sam finally unravels the location of the serial killer and discovers that the killer is… Jenna!? And she can time travel as well? Oh no! Turns out that Sam saved her from dying when they were kids and she’s had a creepy, incestual obession with Sam ever since. Therefore, she has been killing off all of his potential girlfriends to force them to be together… she’s like the time travelling version of the Overly Attached Girlfriend. It also turns out that her cover has been blown a bunch of times now and she just changes the past to keep Sam from knowing. As a result, Sam time travels to when he saves her and just lets her die instead, making everything alright. It’s a rushed ending that isn’t satisfying in the slightest. For one thing, having two people time travelling at the same time creatures enormous logical headaches – in order for the plot to work, Sam and Jenna must have been travelling to the same time periods simultaneously, which shouldn’t work according to the film’s logic. There’s also the fact that Sam blatantly breaks the “don’t travel to the same time twice” rule in order to kill Jenna, with no repercussions. Couldn’t he have, I dunno, just prevented the fire instead of killing his sister (therefore keeping everyone alive and keeping Jenna from going gaga over him)? Again… Sam’s an idiot. The ending is also kind of stupid because Sam’s daughter, also called Jenna, seems to be a psycho as well – it’s sort of implied that the other Jenna got reincarnated into her or possessed her or something, but it’s just silly and unnecessary. Someone probably said “dammit, this ending where the sister gets burned alive is too happy, we need to make it dark, STAT!” Anyway, all of this resolution happens in about a 5 minute span, which is way too short for what the movie needed. Kind of like Die Hard With a Vengeance, the poor ending ruins the rest of the film.

The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations isn’t as horrible as I make it sound. It certainly gets points for originality and actually manages to be somewhat engaging, but the glaring issues with the script, acting, overall cheapness and horrid ending dampen the enjoyment significantly. That said, I think there’s a kernel of a great film hiding within the film, so if you’re very forgiving you might want to check it out – however, it doesn’t hold a candle to the first Butterfly Effect film.

3.5/10

So, The Butterfly Effect is dead and buried now, right? Well no, it’s not, and that’s another major reason why I chose to cover the film in a retrospective. Almost half a year ago it was announced that a remake of the original film is in production, with Eric Bress returning to write the script. People have reacted pretty derisively of the announcement, but there hasn’t been any news on the film’s status since, so for all we know it might have been cancelled. However, if it does get made, then it could be a blessing – The Butterfly Effect has a great premise, one which hasn’t been properly explored yet. If the remake manages to fix the logical issues with the original, it could be the best entry in the series. Like they say in the link, The Butterfly Effect is the sort of movie that should be remade because it hasn’t been done properly yet. Speculating even further, I think that a sequel should give Revelations‘ murder-mystery angle another shot, because it is a great central idea to go with. That said, if the remake never happens I’m sure I’ll be satisfied with the uniqueness of the original film, but I’m moderately intrigued at present.

This is how I’d rank the series from best to worst:
1. The Butterfly Effect
2. The Butterfly Effect 2 (it’s better made than Revelations, even if it’s not as worthwhile)
3. The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations

 
As always, thanks for reading and leave a comment for any future franchise suggestions!

Retrospective: The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006)

Despite a very mixed reception, The Butterfly Effect made enough money for New Line Cinema to warrant a sequel. Could it fix the issues with the original, or was it doomed to straight-to-DVD hell? Read on to find out…

While The Butterfly Effect made New Line a solid profit, its very mixed reaction made a sequel a bit of a risky proposition. As a result, while a sequel was quickly greenlit, the production budget was slashed in half and the film ended up going straight-to-DVD. To be honest, I’m having trouble finding out if the film was always planned as a straight-to-DVD feature or if it ended up that way due to a lack of confidence over the production, but in any case it’s not a great sign of the sequel’s quality. In any case, original writer-directors Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber did not return to write the script or direct.

The film was directed by John R. Leonetti, better known as a horror movie cinematographer/director of photography rather than a director in his own right. The script was written by Michael D. Weiss, whose CV includes such notable films as… uh… I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer, Hostel: Part III and Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D. Ouch, when a Brendan Fraser kids movie’s the highlight of your resume, you know something’s wrong. As for the cast, the film stars a bunch of nobodies: Eric Lively (who has really only been in unnotable roles for his whole career) plays the lead character, Nick. Dustin Milligan (male lead of… Shark Night 3D) plays Trevor, Nick’s best friend. His girlfriend Amanda is played by Gina Holden (known for minor roles in Saw 3D, in which I remember her dying an infuriatingly unjustified death, and Final Destionation 3). The only “big name” in the film is Erica Durance, famous for TV series Smallville and Saving Hope, who plays Nick’s girlfriend Julie.

The plot follows Nick, a sales representative at a tech start-up. After his girlfriend and best friends are killed in a car accident, in which he was the sole survivor, he discovers he has the ability to time travel to fix his life. However, as he changes things to try to get himself ahead, he soon discovers that altering the past can lead to unexpected consequences in the future… As you can probably tell by that short synopsis, The Butterfly Effect 2 is basically a “rehash-sequel” along the lines of Howling IV. The script is a hell of a lot less daring and complicated than the original film. In a lot of ways, it feels like Michael D. Weiss was trying to fix some of the criticisms of the original film. One of the ways this is done is by making the plot far simpler. For example, the blackouts have been removed from the equation entirely, the time travel sequences only stretch back a year and the number of time travel instances has been cut back significantly. As a result, The Butterfly Effect 2 boasts far less plot holes and logical inconsistencies than the original film, although more time travel couldn’t have hurt. Weiss also cuts out much of the extremely dark content which defined the original (the darkest thing in this is a really awkward man-rape, but it’s played for laughs). However, this change is less-positive, since instead of interesting, psychotic leads we get whiny, pretty-faced douche bags. Ultimately, this just makes the sequel’s content far more boring.

While the film doesn’t have as many logical issues as the original, the script still has some strange issues. For example, there’s no real setup for Nick’s time travel abilities. His mother says that he has always had nightmares and headaches, and it’s sort of implied that post-traumatic stress disorder unlocks the ability to time travel. However, it’s not really explained at all how he unlocks his abilities, or how he manages to function when just looking at photos gives him debilitating headaches. The film also works a mention of Jason Treborn into the plot just to link it to the original movie, but that just makes the mechanics of time travel more confusing… how many people are out there that can change the past?

The characters are also very uninteresting. No one puts in a particularly great performance, although they don’t really have much material to work with. Compared to Evan Treborn, Nick just comes across as a dick. Rather than using time travel to help his friends, he uses it as a self-serving tool to get ahead. He embarrasses his boss, steals his promotion and makes himself rich as a form of revenge… and then continues to treat his (now innocent) former boss like shit after he does all this. Not only that, but he inadvertently screws over his company in the process, taking it from a successful start up to a company hemorrhaging money and in debt to the mob. The other characters aren’t much better – Julie is the generic girlfriend, Trevor’s the annoying best friend and Amanda has so little screentime that I can’t even tell you what she was like. Like Evan, Nick also has a whiney mother, but she’s basically useless to the plot, existing only to tell us that Nick’s father was crazy too… a plot point which really only exists to rehash the original film’s family dynamics. Oh, and I’d be remiss to neglect to mention that totally random and offensive gay gangster, Wayne. He barely has any screen time, but he is such a ridiculous addition to the plot that he’s memorable (and yes, he has the stereotypical gay voice). This is mostly due to the aforementioned man-rape scene where Nick wakes up getting blown off by somebody. He thinks it’s his girlfriend, but then suddenly Wayne pops out of the covers and everyone in the universe yells “WTF?!?!” simultaneously. It’s such a random and pointless scene that it’s almost funny.

Actually, the random gay blowjob seems to be a symptom of the lowered budget, because The Butterfly Effect 2 features a few pointless sex scenes which seem to only exist to sell copies of the movie. Now, The Butterfly Effect didn’t exactly shy away from sleaze (there were plenty of sex scenes and a random full-frontal shot), but these sequences were usually very short – in the sequel, they’re far more pronounced and extended, even if they don’t show as much. In addition to the gay blowjob scene, there’s also a mostly-clothed sex scene which goes on longer than it really needed to without any real justification beyond “(clothed) boobies!!!”, and a goofy scene where Nick bangs his boss’s daughter in the bathroom. These scenes don’t really add anything and were clearly only implemented to secure an R-rating and draw in viewers looking for a bit of sleaze.

Of course, the budget also shows itself elsewhere. The opening titles and title card are pathetically tacky, like something you’d expect to see in a student horror film. In general, the film just looks cheaply filmed, in spite of Leonetti’s cinematographer experience. The editing is also very bad at times – I noticed that the blood makeup would very noticeably change at times and that even one of the pictures that Nick looks at changes between shots.

It also seems that a lot of content ended up getting cut out of the film. At one point, Nick whines that everything he does just makes things worse… which doesn’t make a lot of sense, because he has only time traveled twice and all the bad stuff only happened because of one change (which only attempted to “fix” one thing). I really wonder if they had more time travel sequences planned and/or written, but weren’t given the budget to implement them. It’s also possible that they had filmed much of the movie, but then ran out of budget and had to rush the last act as a result.

Oh and speaking of the ending, it’s an absolute embarrassment. It makes no sense and is not set up at all. To set the scene, Nick travels back to just before the car accident to try to save his friends. He tells Julie that he’s breaking up with her (which doesn’t make a lot of sense in itself, he’s only time traveled twice and hasn’t exactly exhausted his options enough to require self-sacrifice), which causes Julie to rush off in her car. Nick chases after her to save her from crashing and dying (even though the accident can’t even happen now as per the butterfly effect itself), and succeeds… however, in doing so, he ends up in oncoming traffic and decides to sacrifice himself to save her by driving off a cliff. What the hell!?!???!?! Why did Nick commit vehicular suicide? He barely even bothered to change his past, suicide wasn’t even a justified option to save anybody, unlike Evan in The Butterfly Effect director’s cut, where he had exhausted all other possibilities. It’s like they wanted to force in a twist/Christ-like ending, but did so without logic. As a result, we get an incredibly unsatisfying non-sequitur ending of epic proportions. Of course, that’s not the end, because Julie gives birth to a son who shares Nick’s time travel abilities. Oh no! Time travel baby! The cycle continues!

All in all, the movie just isn’t very interesting. It’s basically just a cheap, sanitized version of the original, which is about the worst thing you can say about a sequel – why bother with it when there’s a superior version out there? The Butterfly Effect 2 is just mediocre, although the stupid ending makes it hard to recommend, even as a curiosity.

4/10

Be sure to come back soon for the third, and final, part of this retrospective series, The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations!

*Coincidentally, Holden and Milligan both appeared in Final Destination 3… that franchise always seems to be an anchor for the Retrospective series!

Retrospective: The Butterfly Effect (2004)

Welcome back good readers as we begin a new retrospectives series! If you want to check out previous series, I’ve added a “Retrospectives” link on the pages sidebar that lists all the previous series we’ve covered and links to all the entries – be sure to check it out! Anyway, the franchise that we’re going to be focusing on for the next few weeks is The Butterfly Effect series. And obviously, since this is the first entry in the retrospective, we’re going to be examining the first film in the franchise, 2004’s The Butterfly Effect. For the record, this is easily one of the most divisive movies that I can think of, so much like my review of Live Free or Die Hard, I expect this entry could get heated. That’s okay, we’re all entitled to our opinions, and that’s all that this is. Oh, and this review is based off of the Director’s Cut, which is generally considered the “definitive” version among viewers.

Kind of an odd poster design. On the one hand, I like how sinister it looks, and it plays up the messed-up romance between Evan and Kayleigh. On the other hand though, it doesn’t really scream “psychological-time-travel-thriller”.

The script for The Butterfly Effect was written by J. Mackye Gruber and Eric Bress, both of which would end up directing the film. Bress and Gruber were also known for writing Final Destination 2, with Bress also having the dubious “honour” of having penned The Final Destination. The story was heavily inspired by Ray Bradbury’s short story, “A Sound of Thunder”, in which a time traveler accidentally steps on a butterfly and changes the future through a seemingly insignificant event. Of course, both stories stem from the butterfly effect itself, an example (and shorthand) of chaos theory. The idea is that small changes in a system can have larger, unforseen consequences. The classic example is a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a chain of events which eventually leads to a sunny day becoming a hurricane instead. It’s also one of the reasons why the weather can’t be predicted with any sort accuracy more than 3 or 4 days ahead of time.

Apparently The Butterfly Effect‘s script had been floating around for quite some time, becoming known as one of the most widely read unproduced scripts in Hollywood. However, when Ashton Kutcher came on as executive producer, the script finally was greenlit and entered production. Seann William Scott and Josh Hartnett, among others, were offered the lead role of Evan Treborn, but it eventually fell on Kutcher himself. Kutcher’s involvement in the film was (and still is) the film’s biggest controversial talking point, as he was (and still is) mostly known for being a horrible actor who appears in terrible movies. Final Destination 2 actress and Retrospectives favourite Ali Larter was offered the main female role of Kayleigh, but the role eventually was picked up by Amy Smart (best known for Rat Race, Road Trip and, uh, Crank…).

The story of The Butterfly Effect revolves around a child called Evan Treborn. When he’s seven, he starts experiencing blackouts, during which he displays seemingly psychotic behaviour (violent drawings, grabbing kitchen knives, etc). His psychiatrist recommends that he begin chronicling his memories in journals as therapy and that he see his father, who went insane years prior. However, when Evan confronts his father, he blacks out, only waking in time to see his father trying to strangle him before being bludgeoned to death. As the years pass, Evan becomes close with his abused neighbour, Kayleigh Miller. He, Kayleigh, her disturbed brother Tommy and another friend named Lenny grow up together, until a prank-gone-awry committed by Tommy ends fatally. This prank gives Lenny severe PTSD, causing Evan’s mother to move away. Evan promises to come back and save Kayleigh from her pedophile father and psychotic brother.

Seven years later, Evan’s a gifted psych major working on theoretical memory assimilation. However, when he uncovers an old journal, he gets a flashback to one of his blackouts, shocking him since he could not remember what happened during them. As he begins to uncover more details about the past, Evan discovers that he can use these flashbacks to not only witness the past, but to change it as well. Unfortunately, as Evan changes things, the consequences of his actions reverberate and cause unexpected tragedy in the future…

Obviously, the film’s plot is fairly complicated (it is a time travel movie after all), and what you think of it will really make-or-break the film for you. On the one hand, the script makes for a very effective tragic thriller. On the other hand, the movie’s rules aren’t particularly well-defined and as a result there are some pretty major logical gaps. For example, in the opening scene, why the hell does Evan bother to write a note? Who’s going to read it if he’s going to change the past anyway? Also, when Evan blacks out he seems to remember some aspects of what happened, because he writes down details he wouldn’t have known otherwise. Why did Evan’s father try to kill him (remember, when Evan goes to the past, he changes the future, so he wasn’t travelling to his own past to make his father kill him)? Probably the biggest, most noticable logical gap though is when Evan goes back in time to give himself “stigmata” – how did he not change his future in the process? The last two points in particular highlight how ill-defined the rules of time travel can be in the film. The movie doesn’t seem to make up its mind whether Evan’s actually travelling to the past without changing the future or not. For the most part, it’s fairly consistent, but there are moments which don’t make a lot of sense under scrutiny. There’s also the fact that when Evan changes the past, only his circle of friends seem to have any changes, rather than the world around them, but this was likely done to simplify things rather than being an oversight.

The blackouts as a plot device are pretty confusing too. For the first viewing or two they’re totally fine because they’re meant to be a mystery. However, when you actually start thinking about them, they don’t make any sense. It’s heavily implied that Evan’s time travelling causing his own blackouts, but since the whole point of the movie is that time travel changes the future, how is this even possible within the movie’s own logic? I’m not even taking time paradoxes into account either with this assessment – the time travel in this movie doesn’t operate with multiple dimensions or alternate timelines. When the past is changed, everything is changed instantly. Then there’s the question of whether Evan can only travel back to times where he blacked out – this is implied as well, but never really stated. I kind of wonder if there’s a deleted scene somewhere where Evan finds out he can only change the past during his blackouts. In any case, the blackouts are a very confusing element of the film once you start dwelling upon them – however, this point isn’t too critical since it’s intentionally kept mysterious and doesn’t detract from enjoyment of the film.

The plot is also notable for just how dark it gets. Sometimes it goes on overload, since it always seems like everything ends up being the worst case scenario. Seriously, how much bad shit can happen to one group of people!? Evan ends up in the worst prison ever, Kayleigh ends up in the dirtiest whorehouse ever, Lenny ends up in solitary confinement at the psych ward, etc. Anyway, think of the most vile evils you can, and there’s a good chance that it’s a major plot point in The Butterfly Effect. It’s hard to choose the worst thing when you’ve got child pornography, molestation, abuse, rape, suicide, animal torture, death, murder, attempted infanticide, sadism, forced prostitution, etc. Hell, that’s not even going into the even worse details of these acts – one murder is committed by a child. A woman, her baby and another child get blown to smithereens by a stick of dynamite. The Director’s Cut ending is perhaps the crowning achievement of darkness though – a baby commits suicide by strangling itself with its umbilical cord. Lovely. As screwed up as all of that sounds (and it’s sure as hell screwed up), the script is kind of enjoyable for how twisted it is. It’s certainly not for the weak-willed, but I struggle to think of a movie outside of the horror genre which is this relentlessly dark.

Of course, since it is a time travel film, one of the most interesting aspects is seeing how the future is changed each time Evan travels to the past, and the unintended consequences of his actions. Honestly, the viewer is rooting for Evan to fix things – I know I’d keep on trying, even if I kept making things worse every time. The changes are a little… drastic though sometimes. How does Evan go from relatively normal college guy to frat boy douchebag, simply because he and Kayleigh stayed together? Why does Kayleigh sell herself to the dirtiest pimp ever when her brother dies? For the most part it’s not too bad, but those two examples are points where the film could have done with some restraint.

As for the acting, Ashton Kutcher is of course the talking point. He takes a lot of shit for his role, but I honestly think he did very well overall… well, except for this scene anyway. The only actor who I thought did a particularly poor job was Melora Walters, who plays Evan’s mother. Almost every line of dialogue she says comes out unconvincingly, but at least she’s a secondary character. Amy Smart’s Kayleigh was also rather inconsistent, although not enough to derail the film by any means. The Butterfly Effect also features quite a few child actors due to the time travel mechanics, which could have been very problematic – after all, child actors aren’t exactly known for being amazing performers. However, the movie dodges a bullet, since I actually quite liked the child and teen actors in the film. The kid who plays the teenaged Tommy might have been a tiny bit over the top, but he really does a great job of coming across as a disturbed, twisted son of a bitch… not to mention that he totally sells Tommy’s implied incestuous desire towards Kayleigh.

The theatrical and director’s cut endings both deserve a mention, as each radically changes the film. In the theatrical ending, an exasperated Evan goes back to his seventh birthday party and tells Kayleigh that he’ll kill her if she comes near him again. This causes Kayleigh and Tommy to move away with their mom, therefore avoiding their father’s abuse, preventing Lenny from becoming traumatized by Tommy and allowing his mother to have a fulfilling life. In the present, Evan destroys his journals and tries to regain a relatively normal life. It’s a bittersweet ending, since Evan has to hurt his true love to keep her safe, although the viewer definitely feels that things are going to be ideal for everyone involved… although it never really addresses how messed up Evan had become throughout this whole ordeal.

However, the director’s cut is another beast entirely. For one thing, the ending is better set up – Evan discovers that his mother has had two stillbirths before him, and that both his father and grandfather both went crazy from their “gift”. This cut of the film also actually sets up the revelation that journals aren’t the only means of time travel available to Evan. In the ending, Evan goes back to his birth and strangles himself in the womb. This ending is just plain tragic and depressing, and you could also argue that it’s preposterous and tasteless… but it’s far more in-tune with what the rest of the film had been setting up and brilliant in its audacity. I prefer the director’s cut ending because it’s very powerful and affecting, although I’m glad that there are alternate cuts for those who want something a little less depressing.

The Butterfly Effect was, and continues to be, an extremely divisive film in pretty much every regard. For as much as its plot, acting or ending are praised, it seems to get an equal number of scorn for the exact same qualities. For my own part, I actually went into this review with a harsh eye on the property to try to see what the haters dislike so much about the film… but I still came out thinking it’s a flawed piece of brilliance. Honestly, I can look past most of the logical gaps, because The Butterfly Effect is so unique and daring that it nullifies their impact for me. If you can stomach the dark content, then I heartily recommend the film.

7.5/10

Be sure to come back soon for part two of this retrospective series, The Butterfly Effect 2!

Retrospective: A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

Merry Christmas good readers, and welcome back to the Die Hard retrospective! In this entry, we’re going to cover the fifth film in the franchise, A Good Day to Die Hard (ugh, stupid title). Just as a note, since the Die Hard franchise started out as a “Christmas movie” of sorts, I’ve intentionally lined up this retrospective to coincide with the holiday. I’m sure plenty of us will be watching the original tonight… I’d also like to mention that this blog is over a year old now! It actually hit that mark on December 4th, but I thought it was a little later than that. In any case, I’m glad I’ve been able to keep this thing going at a regular pace, and hopefully we can continue to do so well into 2014! Oh and thanks for reading and supporting I Choose to Stand! Anyway, I missed A Good Day to Die Hard in theaters and so went into this retrospective with a fresh view on the film. Does it live up to previous films in the franchise? Read on to find out…

Again, same template for the poster design. Not particularly innovative, although it highlights the characters and setting (via the humorously photoshopped Kremlin in the background).

Despite the financial and critical success of Live Free or Die Hard, production didn’t begin on a fifth Die Hard film until 2010. Initially, the project was known as Die Hard 24/7, leading to significant speculation that the film was to be a crossover between Die Hard and 24. Supposedly, the film would have been pretty similar, with Jack McClane being replaced with Jack Bauer. Maybe John McClane would have been on vacation in Russia, which would make some of the film we got make a bit more sense… but anyway, this was never confirmed and the film was eventually retitled to “A Good Day to Die Hard“. In any case, A Good Day is the first Die Hard film to start production as a part of the Die Hard franchise instead of another source.

Scriptwriting duties were given to Skip Woods… and his CV is a doozy. X-Men Origins: Wolverine? Hitman? Swordfish? The A-Team? His screenwriting credits read like a history of major failed blockbusters. The film was directed by John Moore, notable for such films as Max Payne, the Flight of the Phoenix and The Omen remakes and Behind Enemy Lines. While I haven’t really watched any of his films, I am told that they tend to not be very good. That said, the trailers for Max Payne had a really strong, interesting visual element, so if nothing else then hopefully he could make the film look very nice. As for the cast, Bruce Willis returns (obviously), and Mary Elizabeth Winstead has a small cameo as well. Playing Jack McClane, John’s estranged son, is Jai Courtney, known for Jack Reacher and Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Sebastian Koch plays Komarov, an imprisoned billionare who Jack has to defend. The film also features of few villains, although only a couple are notable. Radivoje Bukvic plays Alik, the main villain though most of the film. Yuliya Snigr plays Irina, the skanky chick from the trailer who acts as Alik’s main henchwoman.

Moving on to the plot, A Good Day to Die Hard follows John McClane trying to reconnect with his son, Jack. He discovers that Jack has been imprisoned and is on trial in Moscow for attempted assassination. Travelling to Moscow to bail Jack out, he gets caught up in a terrorist plot to assassinate billionare Komarov who Jack has been assigned to protect – it turns out that Jack’s actually a CIA agent and Komarov holds information which is vital to international security. As a result, John and Jack take the fight to the terrorists and bond in the process.

If it sounds like A Good Day to Die Hard has a pretty typical set-up for the Die Hard series, you’d be dead wrong. From the opening credit sequence, A Good Day feels very “off” from how a Die Hard film’s tone usually feels. The opening sets up a self-serious political action-thriller story about how Komarov and Russian defence minister Chagarin had a falling out, and now want each other dead. Considering that this is the first film intentionally written for the franchise, it’s very odd that they didn’t nail the Die Hard tone at all. I should also mention that I honestly didn’t really understand the plot all that much. It’s not very well elaborated on or particularly interesting. Say what you will about previous Die Hard films, but at least they always kept their plots engaging and left the audience invested in what was happening – we may not always know what the villains are planning, but we have a basic grasp of what their current objectives are. A Good Day just doesn’t really seem to care all that much about plot, just stringing together action sequences willy-nilly. Funnily enough, it feels like the sort of stupid action movie I would have filmed as a kid with my brothers, only with a $92 million budget (and no, that’s not a complement).

Speaking of student filmmaking, the script really comes across as an amateur production. “Emotional” scenes are hamfisted and handled with no subtly whatsoever. Oh looky, McClane and Komarov are talking about how they wasted their time at work instead of spending it with their kids, and Jack happens to be listening in on them! How touching! Oh, or the scene where John tells Jack that he loves him, but sounds really bored while saying it. Then there’s just tons and tons of action movie tropes, such as “the bad guy wants to destroy the world just because” and the generic “trapped heroes laugh with the bad guy while they hatch an escape” trope. Actually, they pretty much ripped that last one off of Die Hard itself. In fact, I noticed quite a few moments which were clear ripoffs of the original Die Hard, such as Jack and John defeating bad guys by “shooting the glass”, one of the villains getting caught with his (metaphorical) pants down and pretending to be a good guy and the same villain looking in fear as he gets thrown off a rooftop.

On top of all of this, there are lots of just plain illogical and overly-convenient moments in the film. If you’re getting shot at by a helicopter, is your first idea to run across the room and jump out the 20th story window? Luckily for John and Jack there was something to catch their fall, or they could have done their bonding… to the pavement. Why didn’t they just head to the damn staircase? Or what about the fact that John and Jack seem to have unlimited ammunition? They obviously don’t have spare magazines/clips, since they’re picking their weapons up off of dead bad guys half the time. And then there’s the moment where John sets off an incendiary grenade which (somehow) engulfs an entire lobby, and yet because Jack hides behind a skinny pole he gets through completely unscathed. I’d also be remiss to not mention the absolutely baffling moment where Irina gets her slightly damaged helicopter back under control and then decides to ram John and Jack with it in a display of helicopter suicide. The co-pilot screams “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!”… at least I think it was the co-pilot, and not God himself every time that scene is played. Could they not have landed and then, I dunno, shot at the McClanes instead? This just reeks to me of a studio afraid to have their all-American hero kill a woman. In any case, this movie just feels like a video game… in fact, it would have been much better served as one, since the plot’s about as good as the campaign in Battlefield 4 (read: horrible, but with gameplay it could be negated).

Oh looky, someone has seen a Tarantino movie before.

As for the acting, the movie colossally screws this department up as well. Bruce Willis looks and sounds bored throughout the entire movie. Gone is the wit and humour of John McClane of old – in this film, John actually manages to be annoying. Seriously. He does all sorts of quips like he used to in previous Die Hard movies, but they fall flat and I end up yelling “Shut up John, no one can hear you and you’re not being funny”. Most grating of all of these is the “I’m on vacation!” line which McClane throws about as a mini-catchphrase. I think it’s supposed to be hilarious, but it’s just stupid because dammit John you’re not on vacation. Who considers “picking up my son (who has been accused of attempted assassination) from a foreign prison” a vacation?! How the hell do you screw up a Die Hard movie so badly that John McClane, a hero whose longevity has stemmed from his charisma and smart ass attitude, ends up being one of the most irritating aspects of it? In fact, I’d only say a couple of characters were passable. Jai Courtney’s Jack McClane is okay, but he has absolutely no material to work with, so I can’t really fault him. Irina’s also alright, although she ends up as little more than eye candy (funnily enough, that stripping scene from the trailer doesn’t even show up in the movie).

As for the villains, they’re easily the worst in the entire franchise. The main bad guy is Chagarin, the Russian defence minister. He basically does nothing the whole film, seemingly orchestrating an assassination on Komarov by being a political dickhead. There’s one part where I literally burst out laughing when they show him walking in a crowd in slow motion as he takes off his sunglasses and grins. The actual main bad guy is Alik, a villain who they barely even bother to give any sort of personality. He’s “supposed” to be eccentric. He “intimidates” the main characters by eating carrots and… uh… dancing in front of them. Yeah, I’m not kidding, it’s as goofy as it sounds. Plus he literally says that he “hates all the Americans”… what is this, a Cold War propaganda film? Suffice to say, Alik sucks, and is nowhere near to the villainous standard set by previous films. I just didn’t give a half a shit about him at all.

Oh wait, it turns out that the actual actual villain was Komarov all along! He was orchestrating everything that happened to break himself out of jail and then get to Chernobyl so he could steal weapons-grade uranium and sell it on the black market to terrorists! Who saw that coming!?

Oh wait, that doesn’t make a lick of sense. Remember when I said that plot conveniences just riddle this movie? Everything revolving around Komarov is basically a plot convenience. For one thing, wasn’t there an easier way to pull this sort of thing off? It seems like everyone except Alik and Chagarin were in on it, so why not just get the bad guys to break Komarov out straight away and then head to Chernobyl by yourself? Why did he have to involve the CIA and his sworn enemy in the deal (not to mention putting his daughter at risk)? Doesn’t that just complicate things, like, a lot? Didn’t he think things were getting really bad when he was getting shot at, or blazed through incoming Moscow traffic at high speeds, or when he got freaking shot? Apparently that was all part of the plan. Seriously, the whole Joker-izing of villains is just stupid and has only ever worked in The Dark Knight. Hollywood hacks and Academy Award-winning screenwriters alike – stop using the Joker as inspiration, thank you. Komarov isn’t nearly as bad as Alik, he’s just bland and the unfortunate subject of most of the scenes which rip-off the original Die Hard – which just go to illustrate how woefully he measures up to Alan Rickman’s Hans Gruber. In fact, the only good thing about him in the movie is his death, where he’s thrown from the roof in an uninspired, rip-off manner… until he gets sucked into a helicopter’s tail rotor and evicerated. Holy crap, that was an epic, brutal death and a good send off to damn near any villain in my books.

I want to be done complaining, I really do, but there’s just so much to bitch about in this film. For one thing, John Moore decided to film the movie in shaky cam style. Now I’ll admit, he actually has some justification for using this style: “McClane is in a strange world, with little or no initial control over his environment. He’s unable to anticipate things as he normally might. He’s caught off guard, and we want the camera to mimic that surprise and confusion.” Unfortunately, it just doesn’t work. Action scenes get the shit shaken out of them, and even dialogue exchanges get bobbed back and forth, especially evident in close-ups. The fact that we don’t really relate to McClane in this film either just exacerbate the problem. Now I’ll admit I don’t hate shaky cam – I think it’s well-used in the Bourne films – but A Good Day to Die Hard is a bad example of the process in action. It also features slap-dash editing, mashing together images at rapid-fire rates. Hell, there’s even a conversation between Jack and John in a car where everytime one of them goes to speak, the camera angle shifts… every… single… time… one… of… them… speaks. It’s noticeably distracting. All-in-all, the movie feels outdated, like it was supposed to be released five years ago on the coattails of the successes of Bourne.

Poor editing also takes a toll on the action scenes. Early on there’s a car chase that is actually pretty good in spite of the filmmakers’ efforts to make it as incomprehensible as possible – the camera shakes like hell, the editing is full of garbled quick cuts and the shots never really cohere into a proper string of events. What happened to epic, well-choreographed sequences like the amazing car chase in Raiders of the Lost Ark? There’s also a couple moments with some misjudged editing choices in my opinion – during a couple scenes, the audio is cut out entirely. This is supposed to be a stylistic choice to make the scene more “epic” or “cool”, but it doesn’t really work… and in one instance, it actually derives the film of a chance to get the audience up to speed on what’s actually happening. There’s just a distinct lack of ambition permeating throughout the film – it’s just content to ease back and let a hundred years of action movie cliches play out on screen for 95 minutes without adding any new ideas or mining its settings for anything beyond the conventional.

It should also be noted that while it is not as over-the-top as Live Free, A Good Day is still pretty ridiculous and nowhere near realistic. If anything, John McClane is knowingly indestructible, charging in headlong without even a worry about dying. He spins out and then flips a transport truck a dozen times without sustaining a scratch and falls from great heights on a couple occasions with Jack without being killed. Hell, I don’t think John or Jack get shot once this whole movie either. Also, while this film is rated R, it’s easily the tamest film in the entire franchise. There’s barely any swearing (even less than Live Free) and the violence is pretty tame as well (well… except for the helicopter blade death I suppose, but that could probably still get by on a PG-13).

All-in-all, I can count the things I liked in A Good Day to Die Hard on one hand – the Moscow car chase was cool at times (if badly shot), the bad guy getting thrown in a propeller blade was awesome and the slo-mo exploding helicopter jump was ridiculous, but cool… and that’s it. A Good Day to Die Hard is a dull, generic B-movie… which, if you’ll remember waaaaay back to the first entry in this retrospective, is exactly what Die Hard was created to not be. A Good Day to Die Hard is a total shame worth of the scorn placed upon it.

3/10

With the shit stain that is A Good Day to Die Hard now inked on the franchise, is there any real future for John McClane? Well, yes actually. Bruce Willis wants to give the character a final send-off… and I’m hesitant at this point, but I think this actually makes sense. Look at it this way – Live Free or Die Hard began a new trilogy that I dub “The Redemption of John McClane”. The first three movies saw John’s life more or less fall apart as he constantly screws up. Since Live Free, John has been reconnecting with his estranged children and rebuilding his life. If there is another Die Hard, John has to reconnect with Holly and finally live in long-deserved peace. It looks like this is the direction the series is headed in. Remember Ben Trebilcook, who I mentioned wrote two scripts for Die Hard 4, both titled Die Hardest? Well idiotic title aside, these seem to be the basis for the sixth film in the franchise, which will see the return of Zeus Carver as well. Bruce Willis seems pretty adamant that Die Hardest (sigh…) will be the final movie for John McClane, but of course that leaves the door open for Jack and Lucy McClane to take the reins. I had the feeling that they were testing this approach during A Good Day to Die Hard, but I can’t really see it taking off – people love John McClane, they don’t really have any reason as of yet to care about Jack or Lucy on their own adventures. In any case, A Good Day to Die Hard has shaken many peoples’ faith in the franchise, so if Die Hardest were to be cancelled right now, I wouldn’t be too torn up about it.

This is how I would rank the series from best to worst:
1. Die Hard
2. Live Free or Die Hard
3. Die Hard with a Vengeance
4. Die Hard 2
5. A Good Day to Die Hard

Thanks for getting through this retrospective series and as always feel free to comment and give suggestions for future franchises for me to review! Oh and have a Merry Christmas!

Retrospective: Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Welcome back to the Die Hard retrospective! In this entry we’re going to cover the fourth film in the franchise, Live Free or Die Hard (aka Die Hard 4.0 as it is known internationally). This was actually the first Die Hard movie I saw, and as of right now, it’s the newest entry in the franchise that I’ve watched (of course, that’ll change next week when I finally see A Good Day to Die Hard). After a 12 year absence, audiences thought that Die Hard was a thing of the past – could a fourth Die Hard movie give the franchise a second life? Read on to find out…

Basically the traditional Die Hard poster design. Not one of the more interesting uses of the design, but decent enough.

Live Free or Die Hard started life as an article called “A Farewell to Arms” in Wired, a theoretical piece on how modern day America’s entire infrastructure could be crippled by cyber terrorists. The article was adapted into a movie called WW3.com and was supposed to be released in the late 90s to capitalize on all the paranoia surrounding computers and the Internet in the new millennium. However, the movie ended up getting delayed and then was shelved all-together following 9/11. There were a couple of attempts to get the movie off the ground again, but it wasn’t until the movie was picked up as a Die Hard sequel that it finally gained traction. The modified script went through quite a few rewrites, with writers such as Doug Richardson (who did Die Hard 2), Mark Bomback, Kevin Smith (celebrity geek who appeared in the film itself) and William Wisher. At the same time, two other Die Hard sequels were being optioned, both written by Ben Trebilcook and both titled Die Hardest (remember this, it’ll be important later), but they were passed in favour of the WW3.com script. Eventually the script was retitled “Live Free or Die Hard” as a play on the state motto of New Hampshire, although it was decided that it should be titled Die Hard 4.0 in international markets since they wouldn’t “get it” (that said, as a Canadian, I didn’t “get” it, but there’s no denying that Live Free or Die Hard is a bad ass title… even if the movie doesn’t take place anywhere near New Hampshire).

The film was directed by Len Wiseman, who at the time was a pretty big name in Hollywood, having directed the very successful Underworld (although he had just come off of the major disappointment, Underworld: Evolution). Of course, now adays Len Wiseman is largely considered to be a reboot of Paul W.S. Anderson, since they are both known for making crappy films and the fact that their love lives are damn-near identical. Bruce Willis makes his return, obviously, although considerably more… bald than in previous Die Hard films. The villain, Thomas Gabriel, was played by perpetual up-and-comer Timothy Olyphant (seriously, outside of TV he just can’t seem to get that major break). Playing the role of McClane’s tag-along/”buddy” in the film is Justin Long as Matt Farrell, a computer hacker tied into the terrist attack crippling America. Probably best known at the time as “The Mac Guy”, which actually helps sell him in the role better. Also making an appearance is Retrospectives favourite Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Lucy McClane. She has a relatively small role (basically little more than a plot device) but it’s actually considered her most famous performance. In any case, she does a good job convincing us she’s the utter bad ass daughter of John McClane, despite the limited screen time. Also worth noting is Maggie Q as Gabriel’s lead henchwoman, Mai Linh, who is pretty kick ass, if robotic.

The film takes place in the aftermath of a cyber attack on the FBI. The director of the FBI decides to track down the top hackers in the country who could have pulled this off, but it is discovered that all but one of them have been systematically murdered. John McClane is sent to pick up the last one, Matt Farrell, but a shootout ensues. McClane is forced to protect Farrell as cyber terrorist Thomas Gabriel launches a “fire sale” attack, crippling American society with coordinated, systematic hacks on key parts of the nation’s infrastructure. Of course, it’s up to John McClane to stop the bad guys and save the day…

Based on the above synopsis, it’s pretty easy to see that Live Free or Die Hard has some pretty big problems. For one thing, John McClane has pretty much been transformed from a vulnerable, realistic man thrown into a bad situtation to a T-800. McClane jumps from speeding cars, jumps from a freaking exploding F-35, jumps from an exploding power plant… okay, he does a lot of jumping, but that’s besides the point. McClane gets run through a gauntlet of death and just walks away from it all with a bit of blood and maybe a minor bullet wound to show for it. It carries on the legacy of With a Vengeance, but then takes it to the next degree of ridiculousness with plenty of unbelievable scenes. McClane himself has lost a lot of his character from previous films as well. While he’s still highly invested in his family, his character has basically been boiled down to “smart ass old guy with a gun”. No longer does McClane run from danger, he drives from Washington DC to West Virginia to find it. McClane doesn’t worry about getting hurt anymore, he’ll actively shoot himself to kill a bad guy. On one hand it makes sense for McClane to be somewhat transformed considering how much crap he’s been through over the years, but Live Free could easily be a stand-alone action movie if they just changed McClane’s name and no one would notice.

The film’s plot should also be mentioned for being pretty ridiculous. Many, many articles have been written about how Live Free is basically the apex of Hollywood treating hackers like basement-dwelling Level 99 wizards. In fact, everything with computers in the film is basically just Hollywood cliche – everyone has a dozen monitors for each computer, laptops capable of magically hacking into US government databases instantly, hacking all of the US television networks simultaneously, sexed-up/impractical futuristic work stations for government security workers and instantly finding Farrell because of software analyzing all the voices on radio broadcasts… It’s pretty clear that very little actual research was put up on screen – well, except for when Gabriel manages to remote access Kevin Smith’s webcam, although at this rate that was probably just a lucky fluke (and yes, your webcam can be used to spy on you… sleep tight).

I’d also be making a mistake if I didn’t mention the MASSIVE controversy which was Live Free or Die Hard‘s PG-13 rating. Hollywood wanted to maximize profits on the film, which was fairly highly-budgeted at $110 million, and so cut out all of the f-bombs to avoid an R-rating (since PG-13 films tend to make more money than R-rated ones). Fans spewed vitrol over this decision, since bad language is considered a hallmark of the series, and the fact that John McClane’s own catchphrase is “yippee-ki-yay motherf–ker”… it’s just not something that you can do in a PG-13 movie. For that matter, Die Hard just isn’t really PG-13 material, although the fact that they managed to easily secure the rating by simply cutting out all instances of “f–k” (simply replacing them with more “minor” swear words which actually accumulate to a level equivalent of the first Die Hard) and removing a tiny bit of CGI blood says more about the MPAA’s standards than anything I suppose (the film easily has R-rating levels of violence fully intact, it’s just not bloody/gory). That said, this review is based on the Unrated version, which restores all of the cut language (maybe around 20 f-bombs) and blood, although the differences are really negligible – if you’re a hardcore fan who froths at the mouth at the thought of a Die Hard movie without at least one f-bomb, or hates any sort of compromise, then the Unrated version should sate your appetite in that department.

I’ve been intentionally front-loading all of the complaining in this review, and that’s because Live Free or Die Hard is a hell of a lot of fun. I know I’m probably going to get a lot of shit for this from Die Hard fans if any bother to read this review, but I really like Live Free or Die Hard. Len Wiseman isn’t a good director by any means, but this is probably the second best thing he’s ever done (really only rivaled by Underworld and surpassed by his coup to marry Kate Beckinsale). While the film is totally ridiculous and over the top, literally every single action scene is just plain kick ass. Seriously, I was listing all of the awesome scenes in this movie  for the review until I realized that I had written down every single action scene to that point. The movie is ridiculous and fun that it puts movies which are supposed to be over-the-top action fests, like RED, to shame (without dipping into parody for that matter too!). There are so many awesome moments throughout the film that it’s hard to pick a true standout moment (although the car killing a helicopter is certainly the most iconic moment from the film). This is in part due to the fact that barely any CGI was used in the film (in fact, nearly everything that looks like CGI was either composited, such as the scene where McClane and Farrell are nearly crushed by a flying car, or used miniatures, such as the F-35 chase). It is also due to Len Wiseman, er, wisely deciding not to shake the shit out of the camera during action sequences. Bourne was becoming very popular at this time, and so studios were jumping on the bandwagon by trying to emulate its shaky-cam style… but they did a horrible job at it, making many movies just plain incomprehensible (see Quantum of Solace and Battle: Los Angeles). There is a tiny bit of shaky cam present in Live Free, but it is not distracting and plays second fiddle to steady, well-shot footage which presents epic action moments to us in all their glory.

Adding to the fun are the assortment of “talented” bad guys who shake up the action at times. The first of these is the random parkour villain (dubbed “Hamster” by McClane) who flips, shoots and does all sorts of crazy shit, which is a joy to watch in spite of its ridiculousness (even if he’s basically a rip-off of the parkour bad guy in Casino Royale). Maggie Q also shakes things up by kicking McClane’s ass with martial arts in a rather entertaining fight sequence which culminates with McClane deciding to fight kung fu with an SUV (although McClane’s misogynist taunting is a bit off-putting, but I suppose it can be justified in the context of the film). Sure, these characters are pretty flat and make the film all that more ridiculous, but at least they’re far more visually interesting that the faceless goons McClane wipes out in the previous two films in the franchise.

And speaking of goons, Thomas Gabriel’s a pretty good villain. Sure a lot of his threat comes from his unrealistic hacking skills, but it makes him a legitimate threat in the film. In any case, Timothy Olyphant’s performance is quite menacing, even if he doesn’t live up to the same level as either of the Gruber brothers (mostly because the script makes Gabriel’s character somewhat boring). Meanwhile, Matt Farrell is the “ordinary guy”, sort of like Zeus Carver was in With a Vengeance. He’s the character the audience relates to, a sarcastic geek who can’t hope to be as badass as John McClane… actually, he basically embodies a modern day version of the whole “every man” aspect that defined the original Die Hard. Live Free would be much weaker (and far less funny) without Farrell and McClane’s dialogue playing off of each other, representing the past vs the present, a criminal vs a policeman, etc. Of course, Farrell himself isn’t just a foil, he actually gets to use his tech savvy to help McClane, who would be utterly lost without his expertise. Farrell sort of represents the bridge between the Die Hard films of the past and this film, since computers have become ubiquitous since then. There are also quite a few in-jokes in the film which also bridge the 12 year gap between this film and the last Die Hard, most of which are quite subtle. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were more, but I noticed that there was an FBI agent escorting McClane called “Agent Johnson”, McClane saying that he was afraid of flying until he took some piloting classes and an off-hand comment about “taking it under advisement”. For my money, this is how references to previous films in the franchise should be handled, rather than employing the Predators or Rise of the Planet of the Apes model where they basically pull you out of your seat and go “HEY! DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT WAS A REFERENCE TO ANOTHER MOVIE! AND WE WROTE THE WHOLE PLOT TO ACCOMMODATE IT!” These were very well-done, subtle references which can easily go over your head and make subsequent viewings more enjoyable.

Live Free is a bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, it isn’t a proper Die Hard movie at all, but it is a really kick ass action movie. However, if you watched it and would only be satisfied with a movie in the Die Hard mold, then that won’t matter to you. The movie is totally over the top, but it’s consistently and entertainingly over the top (whereas With a Vengeance became over the top halfway through after being relatively grounded in its first hour). The movie’s PG-13, but it’s still quite violent and has a lot of swearing – just no f-bombs in the theatrical version. “Yippee-ki-yay” gets cut off (in the theatrical version), but the moment it happens is easily the best usage of McClane’s catchphrase since the first film. You may not like where the Die Hard series has gone in this film, but this is what Die Hard is now (if my impressions of A Good Day to Die Hard are correct anyway). Hardcore fans seem to hate the movie, but it’s the highest praised film in the franchise since the original.

For my part, I really like Live Free or Die Hard. It doesn’t really fit the Die Hard franchise particularly well, but it’s a hell of a lot of fun and way more consistent than any of the previous sequels (including With a Vengeance, which many fans dub the “only good Die Hard sequel”). If you can get over the fact that it’s a new, different kind of movie with the title of “Die Hard” then I’m sure you’ll be very entertained. If not, then you’re entitled to that opinion, but I can’t say I agree with you or will step down from my own assessment.

7.5/10 (oh yeah, I’m definitely going to be receiving hate mail for that)

Be sure to come back soon for the fifth, and final, part of this retrospective series with A Good Day to Die Hard!

Retrospective: Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)

Welcome back to the Die Hard retrospective! In this entry we’re going to cover the third film in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance (which started the annoying trend of the franchises’ sequels shoehorning Die Hard into a phrase for the film’s title)! Die Hard 2 was a rather lazy rehash of a sequel, but the producers seemed keen to not make the same mistake. Could the third entry in the franchise bring back the series’ AAA reputation, “with a vengeance”? Read on to find out…

Again, a nice poster with the prominence going to both its star (at his most bad-ass looking, I might add) and its setting.

Production on a sequel to Die Hard 2 stalled a bit after the entire premise became the template for every action movie of the 90s. Die Hard 2 was lucky enough to have the turn-around time to beat out a rival “Die Hard in an airport” movie (although technically it’s really just a canonized “Die Hard in an airport”), but by the time the third movie went into production, the premise had already been significantly mined. How many interesting, confined locations could be used when rip-offs had already had to resort to having terrorists on a bus? Well Fox decided to go back to the old well of unproduced scripts to find one to adapt. One of the early scripts they were interested in was called Troubleshooter, and would have seen McClane fighting terrorists on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. If this sounds like the disastrous Speed 2: Cruise Control… well, that’s because the script was the basis for that movie. The Die Hard producers passed on Troubleshooter after hearing about a similar-sounding film called Under Siege (aka, Steven Seagal’s entire career), but the script would later be picked up as the basis of Speed 2.

Quite a few scripts were optioned, but the one which would become Die Hard with a Vengeance wasn’t even supposed to be a Die Hard movie. A script by Jonathan Hensleigh called Simon Says was originally intended to be the fourth entry in the Lethal Weapon series (it certainly would have been better than the Lethal Weapon 4 that we got anyway…). However, this did not come to pass, and so the script was reworked to fit into the Die Hard mold. That said, there are still obvious parallels between this film and the Lethal Weapon series – in a lot of ways, the film feels more like a Lethal Weapon and less like a traditional Die Hard. The film is also notable for having a heist scheme which was so clever that the FBI investigated Hensleigh to ensure that he wasn’t actually planning on pulling it off (because, y’know, turning your plan into a major motion picture is the perfect way to get away with it).

John McTiernan made his return to the director’s chair, taking the reins back from Renny Harlin. He had just come off of the rather infamous Last Action Hero with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and was looking to get into the studio and audiences’ good graces once more. Of course, Bruce Willis also returned as John McClane, although he is the only member of the original cast to return (aside from a very limited vocal cameo by Bonnie Bedelia… although I can’t even confirm that it’s actually her). Two major new faces were added to the franchise in this entry. The first is Samuel L. Jackson’s Zeus Carver, an electrician who becomes McClane’s unwilling sidekick throughout the film. The second is the film’s villain, Simon Gruber, played by Jeremy Irons. Simon is the brother of Hans Gruber, giving the villain’s motivations a personal vendetta as he matches wits with McClane. There are also a host of minor supporting characters, but they aren’t really worth noting – this film is held up by its major players.

The film opens with a literal bang, as a bomb unexpectedly goes off in the middle of downtown New York. It’s quite a surprising opening and certainly gets the audiences’ interest immediately without cheaply throwing us into the action. Anyway, it turns out that the bomber is threatening to detonate more explosives across the city if John McClane doesn’t obey his wishes. Along the way, McClane accidentally ropes electrician Zeus Carver to come along with him, and the pair are sent on races across the city to defuse bombs before they can detonate. However, McClane gets the sneaking suspicion that there’s more going on here than meets the eye…

As you can probably tell, With a Vengeance throws away the whole confined setting aspect of the series, as the film takes place all across the city of New York. It’s not necessarily a terrible decision, but it certainly makes the film feel extremely different than previous films in the franchise. I’m not sure why, but the film also looks very different than previous Die Hards… maybe it’s the lighting, the film stock or the lack of confined space… if I were a film student I could probably pin-point it, but the filming technique seems vastly different than any other film in the franchise to this point. I should also mention that I’m kind of annoyed that Holly has separated with McClane at the start of the film, but at least this makes McClane down on his luck again.

Anyway, beyond the intangibles, the realism of previous Die Hard movies is absent as well. At times the movie makes Die Hard 2 look totally plausible. Seriously, people crap on Live Free or Die Hard for being over the top, but that really just carried over from some of the ridiculous stuff on display in With a Vengeance. It starts out fairly innocently: McClane drives like a total nut, but somehow manages to avoid getting in an accident or killing anyone, he jumps onto a moving subway car, etc. This sort of thing is certainly straining believably, but it’s not exactly off the rails… no, that comes when McClane surfs a freaking dump truck to safety and then gets shot out of a water main right in front of Zeus (who just so happened to be passing by at the time). It’s such a ridiculous scene that it’s impossible to take the movie seriously beyond that point. It reminds me of a friend who said that he saw a movie called Escape from LA where a guy chases after one of the bad guys by catching a random tidal wave and surfing onto the guy’s vehicle. It’s the sort of scene that just sounds so implausible that you can’t believe it’s real, but it totally is. Anyway, the movie really jumps the shark at that point, culminating with McClane and Zeus surviving jumping from a ship just as it explodes into a giant mushroom cloud… yeah, so much for the grounded action franchise, With a Vengeance basically just moves into typical action movie territory.

Okay, I may be ragging on With a Vengeance for being over the top, but that’s not that big a deal in all honesty. To be fair, the film is a ton of fun. For one thing, it recaptures much of the humour of the first film. The whole situation where McClane is forced to go into Harlem with a racist sign is just a funny situation and shows that Simon Gruber is a troll. There’s also quite a few occasions where random douche bags in New York interact with the main characters, almost always provoking laughs. Of course, the interplay between McClane and Zeus also is a major source of humour – Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson have a lot of chemistry and it shows on-screen.

Also contributing to the fun factor is the script – for most of the runtime, the plot is very tense, the villain is great and the main characters are a lot of fun. The whole “Simon Says game” aspect of the plot is a very clever way to drive the plot forward and keep it engaging, especially when you consider that about a third of the movie boils down to “John and Zeus drive around New York”. Before the “game” can get repetitive, the heist aspect of the story falls into place, and it really is ingenious. Seriously, the master plan of this film more than lives up to Hans’ heist in the original Die Hard. It should also be mentioned that Simon Gruber is a great villain in his own right, basically a “bigger and better” version of Hans (although he’s not quite as memorable). Seeing McClane trying to unravel Simon’s plans is a joy in itself as he kicks quite a bit of ass as can be expected.

That said, while the plot quite fun, it also has some rather gaping holes in it. For one thing, how the hell did Simon manage to get financial backing for his heist? It’s sort of implied that a foreign nation is funding it, but I don’t think the movie bothers to dwell on it. In any case, Simon’s packing some expensive hardware and probably is managing a hundred baddies. There’s just so many intricacies that it’s hard to think that the plan only ever gets messed up when McClane’s involved (eg, they leave briefcase bombs in the open in a busy park, how is it that no random bystanders came along and stole them?). There’s also the fact that everyone’s travelling all across the city in no time at all due to the magic of editing, much like in Die Hard 2.

While I may gripe about plot holes in the film, I’ll be honest – they’re all pretty minor. The major issue with With a Vengeance is that it starts to rapidly lose steam around the 40 minute mark. For one thing, you can tell that the film wasn’t really figured out at this point. The aforementioned scene where Zeus just so happens to come across McClane shooting out of a water main just reeks of slap-dash editing. There’s also the fact that Simon Gruber plants a bomb at the school Zeus’ kids attend. When Zeus discovers this, he says that Gruber was doing that to keep him involved in the game. However, this was clearly just thrown in there to try to justify adding some more tension, because it makes no sense whatsoever. How did Simon know Zeus had kids? Are you telling me he didn’t plant his bombs until after his plans were already being set in motion? How is secretly planting the bomb in Zeus’ kids’ school going to keep him in line? Hell, why does Simon even care if Zeus stays involved (he doesn’t have a vendetta against him after all)? Anyway, it’s contrived and cliched stuff like this which make the final 40 minutes far less compelling than the preceding hour and a half.

Of course, none of that compares to the abysmal ending. It turns out that the original ending wasn’t very well liked – originally, McClane’s life was going to be ruined by Gruber’s antics. As a result, McClane hunted down Gruber to play some Russian roulette… with a rocket launcher. It’s kind of a ridiculous scene, but it wasn’t liked for how it made McClane look un-heroic. As a result, we ended up with the dud of an ending which we have been cursed with: McClane and Zeus (for some reason) travel to Quebec and make a bunch of wisecracks until Simon shoots down their helicopter. Then McClane shoots a power line, destroying Simon’s helicopter. That’s it. Simon dies like a total bitch and the whole plan unravels in about 5 minutes. What a major letdown. There’s also a really awkward and completely random sex scene thrown in there for absolutely no other reason than they could, which doesn’t really help the ending any. Whatever the case though, this is supposed to be the climax of the film, but it’s nowhere near as thrilling as the climax of the previous two movies. Hell, pretty much every action set piece in this movie is better than its ending. It’s just completely half-assed, and it really shows.

Overall, I want to love Die Hard with a Vengeance. For much of the first two acts, it is absolutely the sequel that Die Hard deserves which lives up to its legacy. However, the final 40 minutes just kill it and the ending in particular leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Die Hard 2 may be a worse film overall, but at least it improves in the last half hour and leaves a better impression – With a Vengeance just makes me feel disappointed when all is said in done. Many fans of the franchise cite With a Vengeance as being the only good sequel to Die Hard, but I think they’re being too forgiving – it’s about 2/3rds of a good sequel. It really is a shame that they couldn’t have worked out a proper third act and ending before commencing filming, because there really isn’t all that much holding With a Vengeance back from being a great action movie. As it is, it has to settle with being the film that fumbled it in the third act.

6.5/10

Be sure to come back soon for part four of this retrospective series with Live Free or Die Hard.

Retrospective: Die Hard 2 (1990)

Welcome back to the Die Hard retrospective! In this entry we’re going to cover the second entry in the franchise, Die Hard 2 (aka Die Harder). When Die Hard revolutionized the action genre and made a hefty profit, a sequel was an inevitability. Could Fox make lightning strike twice? Read on to find out…

This poster’s much like the original Die Hard‘s, with a similar layout telling you pretty much everything you need to know. The whole “just like the original!” aspect is a bit of a trend though, as we’ll get into soon enough…

Soon after the success of Die Hard, production on a sequel began. Rather than write an original script, the producers decided once again to borrow from a pre-existing source. This time, the 1987 novel 58 Minutes by Walter Wager was selected, since it had a very Die Hard-esque premise. From what I understand, the novel and film are both fairly similar, with John McClane and a couple other characters being substituted or added in to please fans of the original film. Of course, Bruce Willis returns as John McClane. Bonnie Bedelia, William Atherton and Reginald VelJohnson also reprise their roles. Playing the leader of the terrorists was William Sadler (not a big name to us, although he has shown up in a variety of roles that you’ve probably seen him in, including The Shawshank Redemption, The Mist and Iron Man 3). Most of the rest of the cast are unnotable, although two of the minor terrorists would become known actors later: John Leguizamo (Sid in Ice Age) and Robert Patrick (T-1000 in Terminator 2… in fact, he’s badass enough in his 30 second screen time in this that it’s kind of distracting).

John McTiernan did not return to the director’s chair, going on to do The Hunt For Red October instead. Replacing McTiernan as director was Renny Harlin, who had achieved success with the well-received Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. The name sounded familiar to me, and that’s because Harlin was one of the many people who were brought in to direct Alien 3 – however, Fox passed on all of his ideas rather quickly, offering him Die Hard 2 instead.

Exactly two years after the original film, John McClane’s waiting at Dulles Airport in Washington D.C. for his wife to arrive for Christmas Eve. Coinciding with this is the arrival of extradited South American drug trafficking general, Ramon Esperanza. A team of terrorists, led by rogue US Army colonel, Stuart, seize control of the air traffic control system, effectively holding all the planes in the airspace hostage unless Esperanza is set free. Of course, John McClane isn’t going to let a bunch of pansy-ass terrorists put his wife’s life get in danger. Pretty conventional set-up for a Die Hard movie… of course, that’s because the movie is pretty conventional itself.

Die Hard 2‘s script can be pretty convoluted at times and just doesn’t make a lick of sense when you put thought to it. The script is definitely the biggest issue in Die Hard 2 for a number of reasons. First of all, how can you justify the exact same situation happening to the same guy on the same day of the year twice? The movie tries to lampshade this by having John acknowledge it, but it’s still clear that they don’t bother to chalk it up to anything other than coincidence. Credibility get stretched even further by the fact that Holly and scumbag reporter Thornburg happen to end up on the same flight by mere chance, despite the fact that Thornburg has a court-ordered restraining order against her. Then there’s also the question of how the hell everyone keeps getting into the damn air control tower, although that’s a smaller “JUST BECAUSE!!!” issue in the grand scheme of things…

Then there’s just the fact that the plot isn’t paced very well. The opening scene doesn’t ease you into the plot, it plops you right into John’s shitty day. I almost wonder if the editors cut out a longer opening, because the opening scene just feels so stilted. Die Hard had a good 20 minutes of set up to get you up to speed on the situation and characters. Die Hard 2 has 3 1/2 minutes before the villains show up and start doing dastardly things. The first gunfight is only around 10 minutes in. Yet, in spite of all this, literally the first 30 minutes are incredibly dull to watch. The next hour has moments of interest, but the movie lacks a lot of the tension that the original had in spades. I mean, sure, there’s only 90 minues left til airplanes begin falling from the sky, but we rarely feel the urgency of this fact, in part due to the fact that everyone just sits around until John McClane decides to do something. Seriously, John McClane is apparently the only competent person in the whole airport – he must have run a few marathons over the course of the movie with all the footslogging he does while everyone else shoves their thumbs up their arses. It’s not until the last half hour that the movie finally starts to get legitimately fun, kicking off with a rather surprising (if cliche) twist and ending with an exciting, explosive climax.

Then there’s the fact that the characters in this film just aren’t anywhere near as good as they were in Die Hard. John McClane stands head and shoulders above everyone else. Colonel Stuart’s not a bad villain, but he doesn’t hold a candle to Alan Rickman… plus he really doesn’t get all that much to do anyway. Bonnie Bedelia’s given a leading role in the film, but her contribution is minimal and it makes her role feel like little more than an over-glorified cameo. Then there’s airport security captain Lorenzo, whose only real job is to antagonize McClane incessantly, which gets grating quickly. Whereas the terrorists in Die Hard were all pretty distinguishable, the terrorists in this film all blend together (except for the aforementioned Robert Patrick, although that’s because he had an iconic role later in his career). Other than that, supporting characters such as Sam Colman (played by Sheila McCarthy, who fellow Canadians might recognize from Little Mosque on the Prairie) are basically useless and contribute practically nothing to the plot. The lines they get to spout aren’t that great either – Die Hard had some fantastic one-liners, but nearly every attempt at a one-liner in this film falls flat. For example:

McClane: Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?

Umm, what? Does anyone know how that’s supposed to make any sense? I mean sure, it’s kind of insulting, but usually you want your insults to actually make sense…

Oh and I think I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the incredibly random and awkward scene early in the movie where Colonel Stuart practices martial arts in his hotel room… in the buff. The whole point of the scene is to provide an exposition dump from a news reporter on the hotel TV, but it’s completely distracted by the fact that there’s a naked guy practicing punching people the whole time. If there was ever a movie scene that made me feel like a closeted homosexual, it’d probably be this one. Anyway, this scene also makes me wonder if Die Hard 2 beat Game of Thrones to the punch with the whole “sexposition” thing…

Sure I’ve beat up the plot quite a bit, but there is one legitimately surprising and ballsy moment in the movie when the terrorists decide to bring down one of the circling planes. It’s pretty disturbing to watch the people on board unwittingly head to their deaths while the air traffic controllers are helpless to stop them. The crash itself is pretty spectacular, although the size of the fireball’s probably excessive considering that the plane was “running on fumes”… but whatever, I can let a minor detail like that slide.

Then there’s the campy tone of the film. The original film was a lot of fun, but it tried to have a generally realistic tone. This film seems to play up the campy angle with a bunch of silly moments. For example, when a bad guy goes running away across the tarmac, McClane grabs a kiddy bike and chases after him. Then there’s the above screen grab, where McClane escapes the bad guys by firing an ejector seat just before the plane blows up. Just from the way it’s shot, it comes across as being an extremely silly moment. Everyone has an infinity bandana too, because the number of shots that come out of the characters’ single clips is just ridiculous.

Overall, I’ve been ragging on Die Hard 2 quite a bit, because it really does have a lot of problems and is clearly inferior to the original film. However, it is a fairly fun movie, which exonerates it to a point. That said, it’s basically just a generic, mindless action movie hardly befitting a sequel to one of the greatest action movies of all time.

5/10

Be sure to come back soon for part 3 of this retrospective series with Die Hard with a Vengeance.